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Aug 28th, 2003 04:16 PM | ||
kellychaos | Right next to Knuckle Junction! If you're not familiar with the place, I'll take you on a tour using the scenic route, PAL! | |
Aug 28th, 2003 04:10 PM | ||
mburbank | Mmmmmmmm, Fistville. | |
Aug 28th, 2003 03:42 PM | ||
kellychaos |
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Aug 27th, 2003 04:43 PM | ||
mburbank | His kids were great. I would love to see them again. | |
Aug 27th, 2003 04:39 PM | ||
Phil the anorak |
Hello I'm doing ok too in the 53rd state of the Union. Thats The UK btw |
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Aug 27th, 2003 04:38 PM | ||
Rev. Danno |
Hey! The ugly and Lonely... Do not talk shit to my Hommie Max yo! I'll bust a cap in yo' Ass! Biyach! (I learned that from McClain) Rev. D in the Hizzy! Hey max, you're right I have had a cool life! Oh, and I ment Leonard Nemoy, not Leonard Cohen. Leonard Cohen yuck he's a Jew and a Canadian... (no, but really... a woman I used to work with used to be a nannyfor his kids. |
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Aug 27th, 2003 04:36 PM | ||
CaptainBubba |
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT OAO: HE ROBS LOTS OF BANKS. |
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Aug 27th, 2003 04:29 PM | ||
mburbank |
You're at least in the right ballpark, which is more than I can say for Vinth or Naldo, both of whom preceedd you as I-mockery right wing nimcompoops. I find it Ironic that the three of you don't recognize the picture, which was doctored only in color, eyes and teeth. I picked him because he was a pivotal figure in my youth and I think the era we lived in was shaped by his actions. |
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Aug 27th, 2003 04:20 PM | ||
The One and Only... | I'm just asking what the picture of your avatar is. Looks like a pissed fake prez. off a dollar bill. Why did you choose it? | |
Aug 27th, 2003 04:18 PM | ||
mburbank |
I love and hate everybody all at the same time. It's either due to my enlightenment or neuralogical problems. Or is just a pose. One and the Same, what the hell does that question even mean? My vatar has not changed at all since I created it. I don't believe in changing avatars. It's like plastic surgery. |
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Aug 27th, 2003 04:16 PM | ||
The One and Only... | What's up with your avatar, Max? | |
Aug 27th, 2003 04:16 PM | ||
Rev. Danno | No she didn't split my ticket for my ride home, I had to sell blood, & all my stuff on the streets of Isafjorda (my stuff not my blood, and by stuff I mean belongings, & not my body). You mentioned Love in your last post Max, does that mean you love me?[/quote] | |
Aug 27th, 2003 04:08 PM | ||
mburbank |
I think that sounds like a GREAT life, especially the part about iceland! Did she at least split you for a plane ticket home? You know what's great for depression? Really bad things happening to you or people you love. I'm serious, THAT kind of stuff brings on depression like nobodies business! See, I told you this was going to be a great thread. |
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Aug 27th, 2003 04:01 PM | ||
glowbelly | great, thanks for asking. how are YOU today? | |
Aug 27th, 2003 03:46 PM | ||
Rev. Danno |
Did you say Leonard Cohen? I love him, more then TMBG. As a sulking teen I used to spend ours in my room listening to Leonard Cohen albums (on Vinyl kids, I'm that old), writing poetry, & crying about some girl or another not likeing me because I'm too sensitive. I wore nothing but dark grey (not black, I didn't want to be confused with the Gothic kids), & smoked Pall Mall straights. I soon became bitter and angery from not getting laid, & shifted my musical focus to Iggy and the Stooges, & DK (my former mentor was friends with DK, & my last mentor was friends w/ Romeo Void). My skin took on a gray pallor, my teeth became yellow from all the tea, and cigaretts. I cut my hair short, & started drinking cheap whiskey to drown my Ill feelings for all around me. I soon dropped out of art school, went to Culinary school where I developed a $40 a day Coke habbit. I've been engaged three times, and have moved to Iceland and Arizona only to be dumped days after my arival because my girlfriend choose to be w/ her ex. I now live in a suburb of Portland Ore. and pour Coffee for poeple for a living... I haven't had sex in months. I now sit in my room wearing grey listening to Leonard Cohen on mp3, & write on I-mockery about how bad my life is... A full circle of crap... How's your day been? |
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Aug 27th, 2003 03:27 PM | ||
Jixby Phillips | THANKS | |
Aug 27th, 2003 03:24 PM | ||
mburbank |
Not the johns, just John F.'s parents, who were quite frankly on the somewhat cold and creepy side. But they're (the parents) friends of my Aunt and Uncle, who are somewhat on the cold and creepy side. I have been fans of TMBG since beore their first album, when I had a copy of a copy of their demo real that a musician friend (Rebecca Odes, basist and lead singer for the long defunct "Love Child") gave me. "Love Child" opened for Somic Youth for a while, and I worked with Rebecca at a creative arts camp and before that I was her counselor when she was a wee child. This is also the camp where I was Adrien Brody's counselor, and Adam and Lorca Cohen, Leonard Cohens kids. Him I met. Also Whitley Streiber, who I had to help when he locked his keys in his car. Johnny Cash. THAT rocks. My wife saw Elvis in concert and he gave her one of his scarves. I shit you not. |
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Aug 27th, 2003 03:18 PM | ||
Rev. Danno | Yes max, yes I have, I bought it on e-bay. If you have met one of the John's I just have to say... I want to be the futre mother to the rest of your children... Or not. Did you know TMBG was going to be called dumptruck at first? John L takes his coffee black, & I've hear reports that John F. takes his with 2 creams, & one sugar. And I've shooken both of their hands... I've also shooken hands w/ Jonny Cash, and David Copperfeild (who's kinda creepy). | |
Aug 27th, 2003 03:05 PM | ||
mburbank |
Say, you really are the nicest of the damned! Did I ever tell you about the time I ended up having thanksgiving dinner with John Flansbergh's (of They Might be Giants) parents and ended up having to explain why someone might like they're sons music? Have you ever seen the movie from which they take they're name which is in itself a reference to cervantes? |
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Aug 27th, 2003 02:51 PM | ||
Rev. Danno |
Max! you are very clever, have you ever thought of being a dungeon master? I bet you'd rock as a DM for D&D... You've got 1337 word skills yo! Do you like elves, & Unicorns? Will you be my pen pal? I heart you max, we could start going to temple together, & havec kewl slumber parties! My Step-mom says if we're good we can stay up late drinking shasta, eat pop tarts, & watch pg-13 movies! My favorite movie is Tron! seince this tread is ruined, I can put what ever I want on it. It's not like it's going to get more ruined, and as my Mom used to say, "you can't polish a turd!". |
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Aug 27th, 2003 02:46 PM | ||
FS | thanks for ruining my LIFE | |
Aug 27th, 2003 02:43 PM | ||
mburbank | thanks for ruining my private time. | |
Aug 27th, 2003 02:37 PM | ||
NIGhtMAre | I'm not max but i fell great. I just went to wal-mart for no apparent reason. | |
Aug 27th, 2003 02:37 PM | ||
Spectre X | I KNEW IT | |
Aug 27th, 2003 02:37 PM | ||
mburbank |
Okay, okay, I'm fine I guess. The whole point was to start a thread and then whoever responded first shoot back with "Thanks for ruining this thread fucker." Hence the title "Watch this" I thought it would be funny. It made me laugh thinking of it, and it made me laugh to do it. So mission a-friggin' complished. I mean, I know I'm not Jixby, I have to work hard to be spontaneous, plan it all out and shit, and sure that's contradictory, but that's what I bring to the table, hard work and contradictions. Not everyone can be Jixby, you know. I mean, some people are born Jixby, some people achieve Jixby and some people have Jixby thrust upon them. Hmmmm. If you'll excuse me, I think I need some 'private time' now. |
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