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Apr 26th, 2006 03:39 PM
mburbank You now what? My bad. All along I've been thinking this thread was titled
"Long Live the English Submissive". I don't need to be writing to you at all. what a waste of time. I have to get my glasses fixed.


ME WITH MY GLASSES NEEDING TO BE FIXED POSTING NEXT TO A GUY MASTURBATING SO HARD IT IS HRTNG HIM THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PHAGROAH EMOTICON!!

LAUGHING EMOTICON!!
Apr 26th, 2006 02:57 PM
Pharaoh Ok, I admit you are a moron.
Apr 26th, 2006 01:16 PM
mburbank I beg your pardon. I'm fairly sure there is no data at all correlating IQ and spelling ability.

I have never seen a spelling question on an IQ test.

This is just further proof that you don't really understand what IQ is, you simply equate it with your very narrow idea of intelligence.

What would you do if I suddenly started spelling well? What would you have to say to me? It is your only accurate criticsim, and I fault I copped too years before you reared your ugly mongrel head.

Let me make it easy for you.

I AM BAD AT SPELLING.

Now it's your turn. Admit you are a moron, and we'll be even.
Apr 26th, 2006 11:42 AM
Pharaoh
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank
knowing you're mongrel IQ is almost certainly lower than mine
Classic. It's your mongrel IQ, butwank, not you're. Knowing you are mongrel IQ doesn't make sense. When will you ever get that into your low IQ skull?
Apr 26th, 2006 09:54 AM
KevinTheOmnivore Well now you're just trying to get quoted.
Apr 26th, 2006 09:42 AM
Kulturkampf When you debate grammar, everyone is a loser.
Apr 26th, 2006 09:36 AM
sadie i love grammar.
Apr 26th, 2006 09:18 AM
mburbank You didn't see the emoticon? Seriously? Huh.

Maybe it IS because I don't know how to use them.

Or maybe it's because I never use them, as I have faith in my ability to express myself using words and I am mocking you by printing the words

LAUGHING EMOTICON

Look. Phagroah, look! This is where I would put the MASTURBATING EMOTICON so you would know that I hold you in contempt.

But I think it's better to state that I hold you in contempt in words. Wehn I see your emoticon, knowing you're mongrel IQ is almost certainly lower than mine, I have to assume that all you mean is that you like Masturbating, even though it seems to cause you a degree of pain.

You should see a doctor. It isn't supposed to hurt.
Apr 26th, 2006 08:13 AM
Dole here's one you should try:
Apr 26th, 2006 05:38 AM
Pharaoh
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank
No, it was invented by the British, along with sex, chocolate, tea, gunpowder and everything else good. That's why their empire lasted forever and they are still shouldering the white man's burden with ease.

Oh, and the wanking joke, they invented that too. And the laughing emoticon, without which no one would ever know when someone else was being funny.

I'm kidding, of course. The British have much to recomend them. Just not their food, their teeth or Phagroah.

LOOK, PHAGROAH! HERE IS A LAUGHING EMOTICON SO YOU WILL KNOW I AM LAUGHING!
I don't see any emoticon, butwank, is it invisible? Are you sure you know how to do it? All you do is click on the emoticon of your choice and it appears in your post. It's easy.

And there's even one specially for you:
Apr 25th, 2006 08:08 PM
kahljorn The british also invented furries and gay pornography. True story.
Apr 25th, 2006 05:11 PM
mburbank No, it was invented by the British, along with sex, chocolate, tea, gunpowder and everything else good. That's why their empire lasted forever and they are still shouldering the white man's burden with ease.

Oh, and the wanking joke, they invented that too. And the laughing emoticon, without which no one would ever know when someone else was being funny.

I'm kidding, of course. The British have much to recomend them. Just not their food, their teeth or Phagroah.

LOOK, PHAGROAH! HERE IS A LAUGHING EMOTICON SO YOU WILL KNOW I AM LAUGHING!
Apr 25th, 2006 04:44 PM
kahljorn Actually, wasn't english originally a germanic language that was passed around like a cheap whore between various other languages?
Apr 25th, 2006 04:31 PM
Johnny Couth Try and thrown in some more british stereotypes, I'm not convinced you're from the UK yet.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:30 PM
Pharaoh I'll buy you all dinner, fish and chips maybe, but I'm afraid I can't possibly afford to feed butwank as well, it would be far too expensive.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:15 PM
Johnny Couth You'll have to buy us dinner first.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:14 PM
Pharaoh Fuck this forum.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:08 PM
The One and Only... Fuck grammar.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:07 PM
Johnny Couth Everytime he doesn't say something.

That's really a paradox, how do you count how many times you haven't done something? It's an infinite number.
Apr 25th, 2006 03:57 PM
Pharaoh
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ant10708
How many times has this guy used the same wanking joke?
How many times have you said nothing?
Apr 25th, 2006 03:44 PM
Ant10708 How many times has this guy used the same wanking joke?
Apr 25th, 2006 03:18 PM
Pharaoh Butwank, you quite obviously know Jack Shit about English grammar, and I don't really want to embarrass you with my superior knowledge. I mean, I am English you know. And it's my mongrel language after all. I suggest you avoid discussions about the English language and stick to what you know best, whatever that is. Maybe wanking.
Apr 25th, 2006 12:34 PM
mburbank I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the roar f the Jack Hammer you ought to be operating.
Apr 25th, 2006 11:32 AM
sadie aw. but you fucked up your punctuation. now, who's the idiot? huh?
Apr 25th, 2006 09:29 AM
Pharaoh Er yeah, I was being ironic butwank. I don't suppose you noticed, but my grammar, 'I wish I were better educated', was actually quite correct.
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