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Oct 31st, 2003 07:49 PM
kahljorn I'm pretty sure Nephilims or whatever are a result of a Seraphim and a human.
Oct 30th, 2003 08:59 AM
Ninjavenom Ah, god really loved his saints, didn't he? :/

I remember reading about The Nephilim before, that maybe they were ill-begotten sons of angels and humans, or perhaps of demons and people. Dunno. But they sounded neat. :O

That reminds me, that tale of the guy carrying his own head. Apparently they say you can live for roughly 5-10 seconds after your head is removed before you lose blood and oxygen to your brain. That's pretty creepy. o .o
Oct 29th, 2003 08:49 PM
kahljorn Misinterpretation is a given in a "World" of perceptions and lucid tendancies, in which people strive to fit themselves into said "World", while others are content to have the "World" inside of them.
Oct 29th, 2003 04:06 PM
kellychaos I concur. Mistranslations, self-serving editing, and misinterpretations of the Bible over a two thousand year timeframe and a couple of languages is just ludicrous. We all must have faith.

P.S. Has anyone ever played that game in a psychology class where a simple couple of phrases, given by the instructor, is whisphered into the first student's ear and is passed on, in whisper form, through the remainder of the class? The result: The message remains EXACTLY the same when the last student receives it. It's amazing really.
Oct 29th, 2003 01:24 AM
The_Rorschach Herr Hitler actually had an extensive network set up for retrieving such relics. He despised Christianity, but still had tendancies towards the supernatural and superstitious.
Oct 29th, 2003 12:30 AM
Jeanette X http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04721a.htm
It's mentioned in the first paragraph.
You think this guy was tough? Saint Lawrence got grilled alive, and he taunted his torturers by saying, "Turn me over, I think I'm done on this side."
Saint Bartholomew got skinned alive, and usually displayed holding his own skin. Talk about gruesome.
Its shown on the Sistine Chapel too.
They say that Michaelangelo painted his own face on the flayed skin.
Go here to see it: http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sistine/40-12-Skin.jpg (the image was too big to post.)
Oct 28th, 2003 08:33 PM
Sethomas I think scholars have beat the dead horse of biblical symbolism for quite enough centuries on the topic of the number twelve to rule out any need for a thirteenth apostle. Then again, who doesn't like conspiracy theories. I can understand there being nuts out there who take the Bloodline Grail idea seriously, but now it's just stupid how much attention it's been getting.

Ninja, I've encountered a good many stories on the topic. One that sticks out as badass was one of a French national martyr of the Dark Ages who, after being decapitated, carried his own head in his arms and set it atop a hill half a mile away. I was thinking it was St. Denis, but the Catholic Encyclopedia doesn't mention that quirky part about his death.
Oct 28th, 2003 07:09 PM
Helm Ninja: search about the Nephillim (spelling may vary, I'm not sure about how it translates from greek) in relation to the Testament and especially the book of Genesis. Supposedly giants that walked the earth before man was banished from paradise. I think some non-King James versions of the bible still have some mentions.

Afterthought: Also, Magdalene as the apostle that didn't make it into the book because of her being a woman, and/or because she carried the seed of the son of god. There's an extensive website about this point of view, but I didn't bookmark because I found it a bit silly. If you search you will find it easy though.
Oct 28th, 2003 05:52 PM
Zhukov So I hear Zeus struck down the lead actor in Mel Gibsons movie.
Oct 28th, 2003 04:24 PM
kellychaos A pale parody of the glory days, to be sure. It's like watchin "Spinal Tap" ... kind of.
Oct 28th, 2003 04:16 PM
FS You certainly gave that boy the heebie-jeebies.
Oct 28th, 2003 03:18 PM
mburbank He's a pale immitation of the iritant he used to be. I don't see why he even bothers.
Oct 28th, 2003 01:15 PM
Protoclown Wow. I'm still reeling from VinceZeb's verbal smackdown, which was the equivalent of him dressing me up as a sailor scout and parading me up and down Times Square.
Oct 28th, 2003 10:24 AM
Zhukov NOW who is being silly?
Oct 28th, 2003 10:18 AM
FS As in Wolfenstein 3D: Spear of Destiny?
Oct 28th, 2003 10:03 AM
Zhukov The spear of Longinus is the one Hitler wanted, right?
Oct 28th, 2003 05:30 AM
pjalne
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Originally Posted by El Blanco
I was under the impression that the Ark of the Covenant was in Iraq
It would be so awesome if it was and the US soldiers found it in their search for WMDs.

Because, you know. THE weapon of mass destruction.

this post didn't turn out the way I had hoped.
Oct 27th, 2003 09:05 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
The spear of Longinus sounds like something you would stick in a woman's pussy
Change woman's pussy to a boy's ass and you have something that Protoclown knows all too well.
If even a werewolf can be gentle and Christ-like, why the hell can't you?
Oct 27th, 2003 08:26 PM
Emu Yeah, I mean, I knew my joke was shitty, but at least it made more sense.
Oct 27th, 2003 08:00 PM
The One and Only... Whoa, Vince, seems like you've OVVNED by that witty post.

All I can say is
Oct 27th, 2003 07:49 PM
Rongi Well that was lame.
Oct 27th, 2003 07:46 PM
VinceZeb
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
The spear of Longinus sounds like something you would stick in a woman's pussy
Change woman's pussy to a boy's ass and you have something that Protoclown knows all too well.
Oct 27th, 2003 05:55 PM
FS He looks cute, for an infernal astronomy teacher.
Oct 27th, 2003 05:47 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Well NO SHIT.
I've got constipation problems as well.

And you do have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool me, because I like to state the obvious. It just makes the experience much more satisfying for everyone.
Oct 27th, 2003 05:31 PM
Ninjavenom This is a neat site about Demons i found a little while ago. Stolas is the best demon EVER. :O
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