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| May 18th, 2005 09:17 PM | ||
| McClain | You are on the fast track to greatness! | |
| May 18th, 2005 06:54 PM | ||
| moi | and you are probably stupid. | |
| May 18th, 2005 09:46 AM | ||
| fungusamongus |
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| May 15th, 2005 07:47 PM | ||
| eggyolk | Hey, didn't that happen in South Park too!? What a coincidence, you used the same art style too... :/ | |
| May 15th, 2005 09:43 AM | ||
| Emu | here i thought you were a girl | |
| May 15th, 2005 03:02 AM | ||
| Wiffle Bat |
When I was in gradeschool (back when I wasnt homeschooled yet), I was really sick one day. I was next to this girl, and I barfed on her shirt ;___; 
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| May 14th, 2005 11:25 PM | ||
| Zomboid |
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| May 14th, 2005 11:41 AM | ||
| Supafly345 |
Pay attention to me now. I was once on a PBS telethon asking for people to pledge donations at the hundred dollar level to recieve a special gift actually worth fifteen dollars, when I started to choke on my own saliva and went into a fit of coughing. Someone even came on camera to ask if I was okay and finish my broadcast panhandling script. The next time I am seen is in the back answering phones. My parents recorded it. |
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| May 14th, 2005 09:47 AM | ||
| McClain | I'm actually the girl. | |
| May 14th, 2005 05:15 AM | ||
| FS |
I find it suspect that this story takes place in Maryland. Could George and McClain have met with George taking on the fictitious name of 'Todd'? Could McClain actually be the 'Todd' mentioned in the story? Who was who? Perhaps... perhaps McClain and George were BOTH in the story, but neither of them was the narrator... 
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| May 13th, 2005 06:58 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
aw shit now i don't know protoclown will know he remembers everything because his mind has never been clouded with alcohol i only remember the past 10 months or so |
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| May 13th, 2005 04:01 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | I've never understood the fascination with shit.....I mean...it's shit. It stinks...it's not in the least bit erotic....it's shit. | |
| May 13th, 2005 03:32 PM | ||
| McClain |
Yes, it is true. ~edit: I wish it were a lie. Perhaps it did happen to the both of us. My roommate was a Coast Guardsman who was a former Marine. I doubt it was the same guy, but it very well could have been. And are you sure you don't have me confused w/ George? That might have been a story I told you in Chicago. |
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| May 13th, 2005 02:59 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
but it's not true
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| May 13th, 2005 02:56 PM | ||
| bigtimecow | this is now McClain's thread. | |
| May 13th, 2005 01:20 PM | ||
| Dole | McLain, that made my day, cheers! | |
| May 13th, 2005 01:09 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
i already did! i'm not moving again
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| May 13th, 2005 11:55 AM | ||
| McClain | Get out of town! | |
| May 13th, 2005 11:51 AM | ||
| glowbelly | this must be some kind of military thing because george told the exact same story about one of his bunkmates in the marines. | |
| May 13th, 2005 11:42 AM | ||
| McClain |
This is a true story. When I was in Navy A-School in Maryland I had a roommate named Todd. We were pretty cool; we'd go to Camden frequently and we both had a good time drinking. We even went halves on a pet fish but were later instructed that pets were not permitted in the barracks and we had to flush him. The empty fish bowl sat on our mini-fridge and served as a reminder of the once third member of our gang. Todd had been dating the same girl for over 6 years. They had a child together and I never understood why they didn't just tie the knot. They were crazy about each other. Anyway. Our room was split down the middle by two giant wardrobe cabinets. I slept on the far side, Todd slept closest to the door. Over the few months that we shared a room, Todd and his girl would frequently stumble in late at night, drunk and enamored, waking me from my slumber. I'd resort to burying my face in a pillow and trying to think of anything other than the sounds of them sloppily boning on the other side of our 6' partition. My pillow rarely muffled the noise. One evening I had enough. As usual they came busting in the door at 2:00 a.m. when I had to be up in three hours. They were knocking shit over and talking dirty, but they were wasted, so it ended sounding quite peculiar. "I'm gonna' suck your ass!" "Oh yeah? We'll I'm gonna' ride you like a chicken!" I ambled out of bed and walked over to turn on the light and give them both a piece of my mind. En route to the switch I started yelling, "For the love of Christ can't you two just..." As I turned on the light, I saw something that has since burned itself in to my memory so deep an acid bath couldn't cure.  Todd lay on the bed, fully clothed, holding our fish bowl on his chest. His girlfriend, totally naked sans high heels, was squatting over the bowl and taking a shit in the bowl. He was astounded. I was astounded. However we were not astounded for the same reasons. The look of amazement on Todd's face is what still haunts me to this day. That and the image of her ripe rear pointing in my face. And when I say I saw her ass, I SAW HER ASS. I could practically see her intestines. She immediately dropped on the bed and covered up and Todd starting yelling drunken orders. I spun around in a state of bewilderment, jumped under my covers and did everything in my power to create some sort of barrier from the freakish events that now sullied my innocence. Although I don't recall, I imagine that my eyes were shut tight, my hands clasping my ears while I rocked myself and hummed. In the morning (which didn't come soon enough) Todd approached me alone and asked me if I wanted to talk about what happened. I told him, "I never want to speak about this for the rest of my life." And I didn't. He insisted, I persistently insisted otherwise. Fortunately for me I graduated a few weeks later and left Todd behind with a new roommate. I never spoke with him again. The last time I saw him he was staring at me, grinning from ear to ear. True story. |
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| May 13th, 2005 02:39 AM | ||
| ItalianStereotype |
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| May 13th, 2005 12:57 AM | ||
| felix_tibs | i couldnt photoshop my mom walking in on me masturbating... | |
| May 13th, 2005 12:33 AM | ||
| Osama_Bin_Laden | I BOMB THIS THREAD!!! I BOMB YOU!!! GOD IS GREAT PRAISE ALLAH!!!! EYEYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!!!!!! | |
| May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM | ||
| Emu |
Draw your most embarassing moment in Paint DO IT p.s.: i'll post mine in a bit cuz photobucket is being bitchy for me  edit: it works now ;< 
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