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Oct 9th, 2003 12:42 PM
Snatchtastic
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The cool thing about this movie was the modified Beretta's and other machine pistols.
Oct 9th, 2003 12:41 PM
the_dudefather underworld gets the award for "someone getting his head sliced in two and taking his time relising it"

and thats taking anime into consideration.

i mean, he gets sliced, turnes around, looks angry, fwips out little blade things, goes into battle pose....then....swfloop (noise of someones head being sliced in half).

they should of had more werewolf action
Oct 7th, 2003 10:20 PM
Emu The Michael guy reminded me of a pussy version of the Hulk at the end.
Oct 7th, 2003 11:54 AM
djvampira
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Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.
Just what the world needs.............
Oct 6th, 2003 07:36 PM
Snatchtastic
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Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.
Oct 6th, 2003 06:05 PM
Emu Selena was fucking hot. Don't argue, you'll get nowhere.

There's still hope for the sequel, isn't there? ...Isn't there?
Oct 3rd, 2003 12:31 PM
Protoclown This movie is funny as shit if you go into it expecting a comedy.
Oct 1st, 2003 06:24 PM
Vibecrewangel
Yeah

Personally I think the "best" part of this movie is the White Wolf lawsuit over the whole thing.
Oct 1st, 2003 06:03 PM
Krythor The teaser trailer made it look so promising, too. The TV spots changed my mind about going to see it though.
Oct 1st, 2003 05:41 PM
Snatchtastic
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Vampires are lazy rich Euro Trash. Of course all thier gonna do is sit around on thier asses. They can just have fresh blood sent to them in 12 packs.
Oct 1st, 2003 05:35 PM
CaptainBubba BUT SELENA GAVE ME A HARD ON.

oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd.
Oct 1st, 2003 03:12 PM
Vibecrewangel
LOL

But I liked Blade.....well at least up to the rave scene in the first one.....

And well.....the second one

Hmm.....maybe I didn't like those either.....
Oct 1st, 2003 02:29 PM
Mockery I'm sorry, but I pity anybody who actually went into that movie expecting it to be anything bud sad. I mean, just watch the trailer and you know it's right on par with the quality of movies like Blade.
Oct 1st, 2003 01:57 PM
Vibecrewangel
YAY

Glad to see I wasn't the only one completely dissapointed with this one.....
Oct 1st, 2003 12:56 PM
Protoclown Underworld was
Oct 1st, 2003 10:24 AM
Royal Tenenbaum Ha, poseur.
Oct 1st, 2003 08:30 AM
djvampira
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skulhedface
Freddy Vs. Jason was good.
Didn't see it....but I bet it was better than Underworld. I prefer Dario Argento movies.
Oct 1st, 2003 07:54 AM
Skulhedface Freddy Vs. Jason was good.
Oct 1st, 2003 07:18 AM
djvampira
Quote:
Originally Posted by FS
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd
I didn't know that valley girls still existed. You have proved me wrong.
Oct 1st, 2003 07:17 AM
djvampira
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.

It was awsome.

You suck.
No..............I don't.You just don't have any taste.
Oct 1st, 2003 05:50 AM
FS oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd
Sep 30th, 2003 10:37 PM
CaptainBubba Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.

It was awsome.

You suck.
Sep 30th, 2003 09:36 PM
djvampira
Underworld sucked........

I hate that movie sooooooooooo much. My boyfriend made me go see it and I couldn't believe how bad the script AND acting was. I especially hated the parts when they showed the vampires just lounging around. I mean..is that all they ever fucking do? You would think they would do something cool like killing little Mansonites or something. All of the lounging vampires looked like casting rejects from Interview With A Vampire. The guy who played the love interest couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. I honestly wanted to see him die by the end of the movie.GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I SAY!!!!!!!!!!

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