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Jun 17th, 2009 08:03 PM
DevilWearsPrada stop gettin mad at the internet!
Jun 17th, 2009 06:39 PM
kahljorn sorry guys maybe ishould try to be more like you guys! Quick, somebody else make several threads about a situation that could've easily been cured by having a backbone. Then when one of you guys insult that person and tell them they are retarded, I'll be all, "OH YOURE SO SUPERIOR ARENT YOU *JERK PERSON*?"

oh that'll be great then you guys will all respect me
Jun 17th, 2009 06:25 PM
The Leader The Assumption of the Virgin

Jun 17th, 2009 05:56 PM
Dimnos His internet addiction is his one and only flaw. If he could over come it he would transcend to the heavens.
Jun 17th, 2009 05:53 PM
The Leader I think Kahl is too good for the internet.
Jun 17th, 2009 05:02 PM
kahljorn
Jun 17th, 2009 05:00 PM
Kitsa OH WAIT WAIT HE THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ZINGER HE WANTED TO SAY

Jun 17th, 2009 05:00 PM
kahljorn Just think about it, if I delivered a diarrhea of nasty comments to you in real life, by the end of the day there'd be a thread about some, "Guy who needs medication" who "Insulted you because you were walking too slow" on these very same message boards.

ANYBODY HAVE ANY SOLUTIONS FOR THIS PROBLEM -- besides complaining about it on the internet?
Jun 17th, 2009 04:55 PM
kahljorn You're a pretty tough customer! on the internet, at least. Since we all know you're a pussy in real life, too afraid to tell people to get in the back of the line
Jun 17th, 2009 04:51 PM
Kitsa How about you adjust your meds so we don't have to deal with this diarrhea of nasty-comment posts every time you run across someone you don't like.
Jun 17th, 2009 04:38 PM
kahljorn kitsa you should really continue making threads about your problems, wherein people give you suggestions on how to solve them and you ignore them; later creating another thread with similar problems stemming from the same pussy-faced character flaws which will result in identical suggested solutions as the other threads.

Pretty much we need more stupid, worthless threads. Thanks douchebag. Next time you think about starting a thread, just read the solutions people offer to your other retarded problems -- because they are likely identical.
Jun 17th, 2009 04:25 PM
kahljorn
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I DONT SEE WHAT WAITING IN LINE HAS TO D OWITH MY PROBLEM, KAHLJORN MAYBE YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY TRY LISTENING TO SOMEONE FOR A CHANGE
Jun 17th, 2009 04:22 PM
kahljorn It didn't take very much energy to tell you how "above it," I am.
neither did this explaination.

plus even if somebody explained it to you, you wouldn't be able to understand it. You'd be all, "What do you mean tell them there's a line? What the hell is a line?"
Jun 17th, 2009 12:40 PM
Colonel Flagg My only suggestion is to be direct - "Excuse me, (sir or madam) but I was next in line." then await the inevitable rejoinder "But I only have to ...... (insert object here)" to which you respond "So do I." then gesture behind you. (Hopefully not using your middle finger.)
Jun 17th, 2009 12:36 PM
Colonel Flagg :smackdown!
Jun 17th, 2009 08:10 AM
Kitsa but enough to tell me how above it you are. Just save yourself the effort and don't reply in future, kahl.
Jun 16th, 2009 10:37 PM
kahljorn eh, i don't have enough energy to explain to you how to solve your own problems.
Jun 16th, 2009 02:24 PM
The Leader
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Originally Posted by Dimnos View Post
Move to Texas. We dont fuck around here. The most I have ever waited at the DMV is 20 min. There is no line. Just a ticket machine and a bunch of chairs facing a TV. Yeah there is usually shit on but it beats standing around the idiots around you. SS office here is about the same, but much bigger and cleaner.
It's the same way here around Detroit. Everyone just sits quietly, awkwardly sharing glances with the dirty war vet sitting across from them, silently praying for either of their numbers to be called.
Jun 16th, 2009 02:22 PM
Tadao I've always wondered if that is really true. I bet you guys right books on how to que properly.
Jun 16th, 2009 02:14 PM
MetalMilitia America sounds like some kind of crazy third world country. Here in England we take queueing about as seriously as the law - possibly more so.
Jun 16th, 2009 02:06 PM
Tadao Your town needs a ticket machine
Jun 16th, 2009 10:34 AM
Dimnos Move to Texas. We dont fuck around here. The most I have ever waited at the DMV is 20 min. There is no line. Just a ticket machine and a bunch of chairs facing a TV. Yeah there is usually shit on but it beats standing around the idiots around you. SS office here is about the same, but much bigger and cleaner.
Jun 16th, 2009 01:10 AM
ZeldaQueen That sucks.

All I can think of is, if people try to cut you again, stay calm and then pretend you suddenly feel sick and talk loudly about how you're going to throw up. That might deter people from getting in front of you.
Jun 16th, 2009 12:39 AM
LordSappington I recommend you buy a handgun and a lot of whiskey for the next time you go. If the lines don't clear up when you come swaggering in, haphazardly swinging a Python around, nothing will.
Jun 15th, 2009 11:21 PM
Evil Robot Maybe you should just NOT do whatever it is you were doing there.
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