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Feb 22nd, 2003 12:38 AM
Skulhedface Now I almost feel like I should've been the movie geek on that Comedy Central show.
Feb 21st, 2003 11:29 PM
Les Waste
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if I ever get an I-Mockery title, perhaps it should be Resident Movie Nerd
Feb 21st, 2003 11:24 PM
slavemason It's not really being debated anymore. I think we've all come to the consensus that shut up should do just that.
Feb 21st, 2003 11:14 PM
Skulhedface The only thing I'll say about it:

1. The curb-stomping in American History X was indeed towards the middle of the movie. In the beginning of the movie, they just showed Edward Norton running downstairs with his gun after, of course, his girl stopped yelling at him. For whatever reason. (if I ever get an I-Mockery title, perhaps it should be Resident Movie Nerd)

2. Curb-Stomping= act of ultra-violence
Trout Slapping= inane act of slapstick humor

It's like comparing apples and oranges (figuratively, for you wiseasses out there). I can't even see why the hell this is being debated.
Feb 21st, 2003 02:46 AM
Jixby Phillips OMG SHUT UP IS NAMED AFTER A KELLY OSBOURNE ALBUM
Feb 21st, 2003 01:37 AM
kinot Mr. Shut Up, your useless rhetoric makes you sound like a wannabe Winston Smith from our old board... except he knew what the fuck he was talking about and he didn't have to resort to 'big words' to insult someone's ignorance, not stupidity.

(No offense whatsoever to Winston)
Feb 20th, 2003 12:16 PM
mburbank oh, yeah. Absolutely worth it. Now do Kevin Spacey from the very end of American Beauty.
Feb 20th, 2003 11:42 AM
Kevin Spacey From KPAX our concepts of time are vastly different, earthling.
Feb 20th, 2003 11:26 AM
mburbank I know this thread is for pointing out what a useless sack of fuck Shut Up is, but I was that last character really worth the time it took to register it?
Feb 20th, 2003 11:02 AM
Kevin Spacey From KPAX Curb stomping? Curious activity. Where I'm from (K-Pax) we get along in peace. It's a planet about 2,000 of your 'light-years' away.


Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.
Feb 20th, 2003 10:44 AM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by Shut Up
"trout slaps own curb stomps"

Yeah fucking right. Trout slaps don't hold shit against a good curb stomping.

"OooOoh I'm going to bounce a fish off your head moderately hard" compared to "I'm going to fucking cave your face in on the side of the street".

Wussy trout slapper..
actually, trout slaps DO own curb stomps. it's all about the humorism involved. you see:

trout slap=absurd
absurd=funny
funny=Monty Python
Monty Python once did a fish slapping dance
ftrout=fish
troutslapping=HILARIOUS.

you see, mr. Shut Up. you, are a moron. a big, fat, greasy, smelly, sweatty, slippery, short, gay, assraped midget, who bares a close resemblance to a brain tumor. and if your brain cannot comprehend this much words, I'll give you a simpler version.


YOU (that means you, Shut Up)= Ronald Reagan's ass.

do you understand now? if not, let your mother read it to you. OK? good. goodbye douchebag.
Feb 20th, 2003 09:32 AM
glowbelly noob? you're a great picture pal.
Feb 20th, 2003 09:12 AM
george if i can just get this guy over and have him smell my rottweilers butt. she always attacks the cockerspaniel when he does that, so there may be hope for getting rid of this guy doggy style
Feb 20th, 2003 09:10 AM
noob3

I drew a picture of a curb stomp
Feb 20th, 2003 09:08 AM
slavemason
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Originally Posted by Shut Up
Oh, and slavemason, that was the most half-hearted lackluster attempt at an insult I've ever read. I'll fucking shove a branch up your fat mom's crusty twat and spin the dumb bitch around till she catches fire you doofy gay bastard. Take your limp-wristed fat ass back to the Wal-Mart glory hole before you come at me with such weak put-downs again.
I get the feeling you don't like to be corrected but I feel I must. I'm quite skinny. Emaciated even. My wife doesn't like for me to shave my head because she says I like like a concentration camp survivor.
I don't care for Wal-Mart. I can buy beer elsewhere and I can't even find clothes that fit me there (besides being skinny, I'm 6'8". A real Ickabod I am)
As far as all of that other jibberish, well, it's just weak. Go see if you can find Rongi.
Feb 20th, 2003 09:04 AM
Les Waste I bet Shut Up is from Brawl Hall.
Feb 20th, 2003 08:50 AM
MrAdventure MAYBE HE SHOULD STICK TO FAT MOM JOKES THAT HE CAN DO WITHOUT A SPECIAL EFFECTS TEAM
Feb 20th, 2003 08:49 AM
Irwin M. Fletcher
Re: I Salute the Curb Stomp

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Originally Posted by Shut Up
Blah, blah, blah... pseudo racist statement about "American History X" that I can't believe no one has lashed out against yet... blah, blah, blah...
You = douche.
Feb 20th, 2003 08:43 AM
glowbelly looks like shut up traded in his dictionary for a momma insult book. HOW WILL WE EVER KEEP UP WITH THIS GENIUS JOKESTER?!
Feb 20th, 2003 01:30 AM
Shut Up Oh, and slavemason, that was the most half-hearted lackluster attempt at an insult I've ever read. I'll fucking shove a branch up your fat mom's crusty twat and spin the dumb bitch around till she catches fire you doofy gay bastard. Take your limp-wristed fat ass back to the Wal-Mart glory hole before you come at me with such weak put-downs again.
Feb 20th, 2003 01:25 AM
Shut Up "trout slaps own curb stomps"

Yeah fucking right. Trout slaps don't hold shit against a good curb stomping.

"OooOoh I'm going to bounce a fish off your head moderately hard" compared to "I'm going to fucking cave your face in on the side of the street".

Wussy trout slapper..
Feb 19th, 2003 06:40 PM
slavemason I'll always be a newbie and I've grown to enjoy reading the post more than posting myself. But this thread about curb stomping sucks most foul. I'd rather get tricked into RedBull's wasted pages of emoticons than read about such bullshit. Shut Up, why don't you go jerk off to your Bumfight videos. You make even the numbest of nuts look like a stud. Thanks
Feb 19th, 2003 06:30 PM
Cybernetico
I WASH MY HANDS WITH URINE

Dude, curb stomping is in a lot of minimocks. Stop trying to look cool with the staff.

Besides, trout slaps own curb stomps
Feb 19th, 2003 06:16 PM
Vomit Don't you mean "on you're own"?

Oooops, wrong thread, LOL.
Feb 19th, 2003 06:03 PM
whoreable Strange I always thought it would be more fun to watch someone get electrocuted not hear it.

I guess that is just one of those things you have to discover on your own.
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