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| Nov 13th, 2003 10:44 AM | |||
| kellychaos | It works similiarly in the army. I've seen lieutenant colonels command a brigade when, generally, the position is held by a full colonel. I was just looking for a ballpark. | ||
| Nov 12th, 2003 07:51 PM | |||
| The_Rorschach | As early as O-5 actually -though this may have been changed as a result of Cmdr Waddle's actions- but in this instance, tenure and reputation is more important than the actual rank of the individual. | ||
| Nov 12th, 2003 05:56 PM | |||
| mburbank | Wait, wait, which letter are we talking about here, the uncle friend letter or the form letter? And which one got thrown out by the ethnic roomate and which one got lost because it wasn't that big a deal? Wasn't one of them generic? Which one is the obvious lie and which one is the plausible lie? AND HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT VINTH GETTING AN OFFER TO BE IN A CHEM BIO UNIT, WHATEVER THAT IS? OR THAT HE STUDIED FOR THE PRIESTHOOD? HE CAN BACK ALL THAT SHIT UP HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT HE CAN'T BACK UP HE'S A BIG, BIG, MAN AND VERY MASCULINE IN THE PENIS TO BOOT! YOU ARE A PUSSY! YOUR RELATIVES BEG FOR SEX WITH VINTH! LOOK! LOOK! VINTH IS PUTTING HIS JIZZ ON YOUR RELATIVES!! | ||
| Nov 12th, 2003 03:39 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
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| Nov 12th, 2003 03:25 PM | |||
| mburbank | I was just going to call him a fucktard | ||
| Nov 12th, 2003 01:36 PM | |||
| Protoclown | I really want to engage Vince here and attack some of the stupid things he said, but I'm really curious to see how Burbank handles it so I'm going to just get some popcorn and wait. | ||
| Nov 12th, 2003 10:25 AM | |||
| Zhukov |
Oh, but I wasn't trying to be funny, so how can I be insipid? How many letters have there been? |
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| Nov 12th, 2003 10:14 AM | |||
| VinceZeb |
Never had a tibeten roomate, so how can they throw out anything? When you try to be funny, it comes off as really insipid. |
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| Nov 12th, 2003 09:37 AM | |||
| Zhukov |
What am I ignorant of? Your made up roommate time table? Was it your Tibeten roommate that threw out the real one? Which ones threw out the generic lot? How many letters have there been? I don't even know the full history of the "submarine letter/s", but it is painfuly, painfuly obvious to me that you are fibbing. But you are a fat moron, so therefore you can't think past your next lie. If you want me to scan something in to prove myself, just ask - I will be more than happy. |
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| Nov 12th, 2003 09:01 AM | |||
| VinceZeb |
I know I'm being stupid by answer your questions, but its fun. I havent had my roomates from nepal in 3 years. I have stated that time and time again. But, you are a communist, so therefore you are ignorant and your reading comprehension is low. why should I scan anything to prove anything to anyone on a message board? After I said I would scan the first letter, I thought that whole concept was idiotic. When everyone else starts providing facts about their life, I'll do the same. |
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| Nov 12th, 2003 08:39 AM | |||
| Zhukov |
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Did your roomate from nepal throw out ALL the letters at once, even though they are bound to have arrived at seperate intervals? Can you scan us in a copy of the generic ones? |
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| Nov 12th, 2003 08:09 AM | |||
| VinceZeb |
I don't know how the Navy works, Ror. All I know is what had happened. I recieved generic letters afterwards. The first was not. Or it may have had been. Hell, like I said, I do not know how the Navy recruitment process works. The only recuritment office I was ever in when I was younger was the Marines. Also Ror, if you were to step up to me, you wouldn't be calling me a fatass. Well, you may, but afterwards you would be too busy picking your teeth out of my fist to say anything else. God, I love the internet. Full of massive entertainment. I hope you never start charging for this message board! |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 10:59 PM | |||
| The_Rorschach |
Tell me about it. When I signed up to be a CTI, they had me convinced I was going to be beating the fuck out of gooks, duck taping chewing tobacco into their mouths, and implimenting torture tactics in the name of intellegence gathering. Only the Army X-Ray interrogators get to do that shit. I was miffed. |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 09:21 PM | |||
| ranxer |
some of the funniest things i experienced in boot camp were the stories recruits had about what thier recruiter told them. damn, i gotta tell anyone going in the service.. get it in writing.. get it on tape, and have a third party sign as witness! |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 06:08 PM | |||
| Skulhedface | I;M gonna tell my submarine XO. | ||
| Nov 11th, 2003 04:47 PM | |||
| pjalne | I'm gonna tell my grandchildren about the submarine letter incident. | ||
| Nov 11th, 2003 03:21 PM | |||
| Protoclown |
But it's okay, Rorshach. It was a friend of his uncle, see. So obviously they could waive all that unnecessary crap like boot camp. And the two explanations of the letter are different because Vince is a pathological liar. And of COURSE he'll deny this, but that's just another one of his LIES. |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 02:19 PM | |||
| The_Rorschach |
Look, no offense, but the Navy doesn't operate like that. For one thing, you need a BA or better degree in order to qualify as Officer material. Second, you need to successfully complete Bootcamp (which, I'm sad to say, I greatly doubt you could do without FEP fatass) and then be nominated for OCS by your immediate chain of command whilst attending A-School. Of course, then you would have to serve a decade or so, illustrating your leadership skills and potential, survive a single scope background investigation, and possibly you might be one of the few Submarine Commanders out there. Not even a letter from the president would get you that post any quicker But what I find absolutely enthralling is the possibility that, in order to make his enlistment quota, some recruiter absolutely postively convinced that he could make it happen, and managed to take you in so thoroughly that you remain convinced to this day. . .Which is why I say proudly -HOORAH NAVY! =.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- One of these posts isn't like the other. . .One of these posts just is not the same. I mean, was the letter generic, or from you uncle? OR DID IT EVER EXIST AT ALL?!!? Mystery! =.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:04 pm Post subject: It was a generic mail letter. I stated that before. And yes, a roomate did throw it out. Would you like me to call you so you can get first hand accounts, Max. Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:36 pm Post subject: I had an offer from one of my uncle's old friends in the Navy to join up and be able to work in one of the nuclear submarines based on my degree field and the activities I have done in my community. I had it, this board gave me shit because it is full of idiots and losers (for confirmation, look at the pictures page of this message board), I wanted to scan my letter but I had left it on my table and my dumbfuck former roomate threw it out and a lot more of my papers when he decided to move out just to be a prick. |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 01:06 PM | |||
| Protoclown |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 12:29 PM | |||
| Vibecrewangel |
:) They both start with "s" and end with "er" |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 11:40 AM | |||
| sspadowsky | So, Vinny, what is your degree field, and what are the activities you have "done" in your community? Aside from stripper-implant massage, I mean. I'm just not getting the connection between "stripper-feeler-upper-imaginer" and "sub commander." | ||
| Nov 11th, 2003 11:28 AM | |||
| Spectre X |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 11:20 AM | |||
| AChimp | Since when do subs need chaplains? | ||
| Nov 11th, 2003 09:30 AM | |||
| Zhukov |
That's cool Vince, we believed you anyway. Hey, what positon would you have been? You should probably ask for another letter, hell I would. |
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| Nov 11th, 2003 08:36 AM | |||
| VinceZeb |
To sum it up: I had an offer from one of my uncle's old friends in the Navy to join up and be able to work in one of the nuclear submarines based on my degree field and the activities I have done in my community. I had it, this board gave me shit because it is full of idiots and losers (for confirmation, look at the pictures page of this message board), I wanted to scan my letter but I had left it on my table and my dumbfuck former roomate threw it out and a lot more of my papers when he decided to move out just to be a prick. That's pretty much it. |
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