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Apr 11th, 2003 07:14 PM
Captain Robo NO IT HAS SPIDER SENSE
Apr 11th, 2003 06:56 PM
Evil Robot Normaly a simple rolled up newspaper could make short work of any spider, but that fucking thing warrants the use of small arms fire. As a gun enthusiast I would recommend a high-end air rifle such as an RWS or perhaps a rimfire .22 caliber rifle like the ruger 10/22. Always shoot at point blank as you arent aware of any countermeasures that spider is capable of.
Apr 11th, 2003 06:03 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by davinxtk
The largest spider ever found was an african bird eating spider, it was 11.5 inches long.

Interestingly enough, there was one featured in the crocodile hunter movie. Scary fuckers.
Yeah, in a museum a while ago they had one of those. There was a picture of one in the middle of a dinner plate with it's legs stretched out and it WAS BIGGER 8-)
Apr 11th, 2003 05:42 PM
Jeanette X
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THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BROWN RECLUSE!
That is NOT a Brown Recluse. A Brown Reculse has a distinct violin shaped marking on it's back.



See?

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Furthermore, how did it squeeze itself under the clock?
I thought Orgazmo smashed it with the clock.
Apr 11th, 2003 05:31 PM
ItalianStereotype
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Originally Posted by Skulhedface
This paged stayed on-topic and didn't stray until JUST NOW.

I think that's a new I-Mockery record (unless I missed something)

The only spider I could ever like fights a Green Goblin.
before these boards were completely overwhelmed by worthless fucktards it was a land of milk and honey. you guys all took one collective shit on perfection.
Apr 11th, 2003 05:23 PM
UnDeath fake or not, I still hate spiders...
looking at them pictures gimmie the creeps...
Apr 11th, 2003 04:57 PM
Cap'n Crunch Now it is in topic because I edited my post.
Apr 11th, 2003 04:51 PM
Skulhedface This paged stayed on-topic and didn't stray until JUST NOW.

I think that's a new I-Mockery record (unless I missed something)

The only spider I could ever like fights a Green Goblin.
Apr 11th, 2003 03:18 PM
Cap'n Crunch The manilest women ever found was davinxtk. He was found on the I-Mockery boards posting useless knowledge. That spider does look fake though.
Apr 11th, 2003 02:43 PM
davinxtk The largest spider ever found was an african bird eating spider, it was 11.5 inches long.

Interestingly enough, there was one featured in the crocodile hunter movie. Scary fuckers.
Apr 11th, 2003 02:24 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Generator86
I have no problems with spiders unless they invade my house, or when they're as big as that one. Then it's time to bust out some hardcore arachnicide. If that doesn't happen first, of course.
I saw a documentary about spiders where the subject came up to an etymologist as to what's the biggest a spider could get, ect. He said that, due to physics, gravity versus the strength of the exoskeleton, ect. that some varieties of tarantula are the biggest they can feasibly get. It put all the hoaky 1950s nuclear giant spider movie conjecture to rest. To me, that's good and bad, in a way. I wanted to see a giant spider taking out a multi-story building at least once in my lifetime.

Apr 11th, 2003 01:37 PM
Evil Robot spider porn!
Apr 11th, 2003 11:15 AM
Esuohlim Why is the first impulsive move of Orgazmo seeing a huge spider is taking pictures of it?
Apr 11th, 2003 09:30 AM
sadie given the title of this thread, my assessment is that either orgazmo has a thing for spiders or he's a hormone-ridden adolescent type.
Apr 11th, 2003 09:23 AM
Skulhedface I'd rather not know how it got under that clock.

Spiders don't bother me, but spiders that friggin' big scare the bejesus out of me.
Apr 10th, 2003 10:57 PM
Captain Robo Furthermore, how did it squeeze itself under the clock?
Apr 10th, 2003 10:54 PM
Captain Robo THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BROWN RECLUSE!

SOMEBODY CALL JOHN GOODMAN
Apr 10th, 2003 07:59 PM
Evil Robot No spiders like that here, thank god. We have wolf spiders but not that particular kind.
Apr 10th, 2003 07:53 PM
Jeanette X
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Arachnida Araneae Lycosidae, not plastic. you dipshits.
Thats a wolf spider, right? And its a kind of wolf spider that doesn't live in New England, right? RIGHT?!
Apr 10th, 2003 07:27 PM
Evil Robot You shouldnt fear spiders, there indiferent to humans. What you should fear are savanah monitors. The only thought on the mind of a monitor lizard is how it could kill everybody around it. They dont get that big but there pure evil.
Apr 10th, 2003 07:22 PM
liquidstatik I hate spiders
Apr 10th, 2003 07:12 PM
Evil Robot Arachnida Araneae Lycosidae, not plastic. you dipshits.
Apr 10th, 2003 05:21 PM
Cap'n Crunch
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Originally Posted by Orgazmo
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
If I saw a spider like that, I would melt it because it is plastic.
....Much like your penis.
That is why I am being sarcastic twords Orgazmo.
Apr 10th, 2003 04:08 PM
starz :/
Apr 10th, 2003 03:58 PM
Spectre X I think Orgazmo lives in Brazil, becasue that thing looks like a tarantula with long legs, meaning it could be a Banana Spider.

They BITE VERY EASILY!!!

KILL IT!!!!



KILL I SAY!!!!!
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