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Apr 6th, 2010 08:56 AM
Wiffles *licks Sparkles*
Mar 29th, 2010 06:26 PM
Sparkles the Fairy
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I'd eat you for protein.
No protein from me. I'm made of moonbeams and stardust.
Mar 29th, 2010 06:24 PM
Tadao I'd eat you for protein.
Mar 29th, 2010 06:18 PM
Sparkles the Fairy

If that's your attitude, I'll lead you into the marshes and leave you to drown.
Mar 29th, 2010 03:26 AM
Zhukov
Mar 29th, 2010 12:32 AM
Tadao
Mar 29th, 2010 12:03 AM
Sparkles the Fairy I guide lost humans out of my forest to safety.
Mar 27th, 2010 04:06 AM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by Wiffles View Post
yeah but bear Grylls had some stints in Iceland, Ireland, Dominica. Which arent exactly large places. Well you know what i mean. A little backpack full of goodies would do ok there ^.^
Sure, always better off with supplies. I'd feel safer with an EPIRB though.

I suppose both out points are the same; better to be prepared, and to avoid getting into a survival situation.
Mar 26th, 2010 01:34 PM
Fathom Zero http://www.textfiles.com/survival/

Take them for what they're worth.
Mar 26th, 2010 11:55 AM
Wiffles yeah but bear Grylls had some stints in Iceland, Ireland, Dominica. Which arent exactly large places. Well you know what i mean. A little backpack full of goodies would do ok there ^.^
Mar 26th, 2010 11:25 AM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by Wiffles View Post
in a week, you can at least cover 200 miles. thats a big radius. you're bound to find some sort of civilization


The Great Victoria desert is about 170 000 miles squared. People don't survive, they just die and are never heard of again. Even someone like Bear or some other expert survivalist would die before a week. People try to cross the Nullabor plains in vehicles, and they die. These aren't even the biggest deserts in the world!
Mar 26th, 2010 05:54 AM
Wiffles you dont need to be eating a dead hyena or drink your own whiz, just bring some supplies with you. like some canned goods, rations, and water. having a stash always helps

7 pounds of food can last you a week.. water is heavier. around 4 pounds a gallon. and you go through half a gallon a day, if youre conservative. but at leasts itll be a couple of days before you think of drinking your own whiz ^.^;

in a week, you can at least cover 200 miles. thats a big radius. you're bound to find some sort of civilization
Mar 26th, 2010 04:43 AM
Tadao Crikey!
Mar 26th, 2010 03:26 AM
Zhukov We don't have any survival TV shows based here because it is literally impossible to survive in Australia.
Mar 26th, 2010 03:17 AM
Tadao In the staes we prefer Les Stroud. He hasn't been caught faking survival for the camera.

http://lesstroud.ca/
Mar 26th, 2010 03:08 AM
Zhukov He is a bit of a joke, really. I like to scoff at how little water he apparently survives on.

Sucking on the dew from a rock before going on about how the body needs 15 liters of water a day in situations such as these.
Mar 25th, 2010 12:13 PM
Tadao I can't stand Bear for just that reason. I hate overly excited people who shout a lot.
Mar 25th, 2010 01:08 AM
Zhukov Does anyone watch Man versus Wild, or Born Survivor with Bear Grylls? Not really a book, but...



I like to laugh at how EXTREME he makes everything out to be; every snake is the most venomous, every temperature is either scorching or freezing, and every plant has a story that he heard where it killed 26 tourists who ate it.

He is ex-SAS, and he does pretty well for himself.
Mar 24th, 2010 04:38 PM
Jeanette X I have "How to Stay Alive in the Woods" in my car. Its really good and thorough.
Jan 8th, 2010 12:38 PM
Tadao I'm gonna have to get that one
Jan 8th, 2010 07:34 AM
elx http://www.amazon.com/Worst-Case-Sce.../dp/0811825558

this one is kinda fun :s
Jan 7th, 2010 09:08 PM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
any of those books stand out as note worthy?
Well, from memory, the best one was a British SAS guide. Had lists of poisonous plants etc, detailed guides of how to build shelter.

I guess there are probably quite a few on the market, but British SAS worked for me.
Jan 7th, 2010 07:51 PM
executioneer the boy scouts' handbook maybe idk
Jan 7th, 2010 01:32 PM
Sam Just read a Maxim magazine.
Jan 7th, 2010 12:37 PM
Tadao any of those books stand out as note worthy?
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