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| Dec 18th, 2007 11:34 PM | ||
| executioneer | someone show him this thread | |
| Dec 18th, 2007 11:17 PM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | You should have broken that car. That shit is just sad. | |
| Dec 17th, 2007 06:49 PM | ||
| Sacks |
UPTOWN LET ME SEE'EM! |
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| Dec 17th, 2007 06:14 PM | ||
| Chojin | DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS | |
| Dec 17th, 2007 06:05 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | what | |
| Dec 17th, 2007 06:01 PM | ||
| Sacks | So are you the annoying roommate in that story? | |
| Dec 17th, 2007 05:22 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
I was once forced to live with an incredibly stupid person who was a fan of mainstream rap and filled his living area with "posters" of Akon and 50 Cent that he printed out from the internet himself. He believed for all the world that he was a lyrical genius and to that effect constantly wrote and recited rap lyrics about mean step parents and escaping from prison. When given the opportunity, he would go into heavy detail about some chick he fucked in high school who he kept going back to even though she was ruining his life completely, and when I asked him why he replied "For the sex, duh. What are you, gay?" When dealing with other women, his mantra was "find em, fuck em, forget em" and I was subjected to WILD AND CRAZY stories about his affairs with no doubt horrifying latino girls. He also could not stand the fact that I listened to Led Zeppelin and AC/DC all the time, and ended up breaking the first part of my copy of Physical Grafitti. He also grew facial hair exclusively on his chin that looked for all the world like really long pubes, and whenever someone made fun of him for this he'd always answer with something along the lines of "THEY SAY IN CHINA IT TAKES GREAT WISDOM TO GROW A BEARD LIKE THIS, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW." I soaked his toothbrush in the toilet and urinated in his shampoo. He never discovered this, but later we became quite violent towards each other and he was moved to a different room. Good times! |
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| Dec 17th, 2007 05:03 PM | ||
| Dr. Boogie | Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you, but at the same time this means we'll suffer from a lack of new roommate stories. | |
| Dec 17th, 2007 04:38 PM | ||
| Emu |
He'll be back. With a sword. |
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| Dec 17th, 2007 01:29 PM | ||
| Zomboid | So my friend who moved into my place for a bit while I'm home for the holidays has let me know that the nerd moved out with very little notice. I AM FUCKING FREE!!!!!!!! | |
| Dec 7th, 2007 07:52 PM | ||
| DuFresne |
Just stumbled across this video on youtube and decided the readers of this thread may be interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aCmWoVrHDc |
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| Dec 7th, 2007 06:24 PM | ||
| MarioRPG |
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 But this is unbelievable, how can there be this many terrible roommates? |
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| Dec 7th, 2007 06:09 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
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My roommates both play a lot of computer games (usually MMORPGs) but as a result they keep to themselves a lot, so I don't really mind. One of them shares stories about stupid/funny things that happen in the game (usually involving moronic players), but he knows well enough to filter out stories that a non-player wouldn't find funny. |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 08:54 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 05:16 PM | ||
| DeadKennedys |
It's funny to joke about neglecting your school, work and family for an MMO; when it happens, you become a Gollum. That RC car thing is... unbelievable. My roommate is simply a moron. Leaves all his lights and heat on, AC in the winter, when he stays with his girlfriend the majority of the week. I guess he's too chickenshit to move in with her. He's the stoner/bro type, and his girlfriend leaves used tampons and EPT's on my bathroom counter. He's a chair design major, and for some reason unknown to me he is in possession of pounds upon pounds of styrofoam insulation, of which he leaves crumbs in every inch of the house. His dog isn't housetrained, and will actually run inside to piss and shit. He also hasn't paid electric or internet for a month, so I pulled out the circuits for his room, and he's not getting off the lease until he pays. He falls asleep with the same stoner hippy song on repeat and full volume every other night. Also, I clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Have fun washing your hair with piss and dead spiders, dick! |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 04:50 PM | ||
| FrogRawr |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 04:33 PM | ||
| AChimp | This guy sounds like he's seriously awful at Warcraft, and it's really hard to suck at WoW becuase it's so easy. :/ | |
| Dec 6th, 2007 04:22 PM | ||
| Dr. Boogie |
Feh. You could play a different Korean MMORPG every day for four years and still have enough left for another year. And 25% is pretty high percentage for a rare item drop. Quit complaining. |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 04:14 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
You think that's bad? I wasted approximately 4 years to play Korean MMORPGs 
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| Dec 6th, 2007 04:09 PM | ||
| FrogRawr |
Now that we're on the subject of MMORPGs, I'm half surprised there isn't a mockery page for them. Theres plenty of things about them to make fun of. As I'm typing this I have been killing the same type of monsters over and over for 3 hours straight trying for an extremely rare item that spawns a strong monster you need to kill for an item that spawns an even stronger monster for a piece of equipment that only drops 25% of the time. |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 03:55 PM | ||
| DuFresne | Oh, he's goin' down, bitch! | |
| Dec 6th, 2007 03:44 PM | ||
| FrogRawr |
Does your roommate sound anything like this? http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...CBahakill1.flv Ventrilo speak from my guild in a similar game.
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| Dec 6th, 2007 02:53 PM | ||
| Zomboid |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 02:31 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
I considered of moving to a cell apartment when I moved away. But then I realized that I could end up living with crazy/annoying/retarded people (not forgetting how annoying I could be), so now I live alone  My worst roommate experience would take us back to summer of 2003 when I and my friend had to share a room with an idiot for a week while we were on a confirmation camp. :/ |
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| Dec 6th, 2007 02:20 PM | ||
| Emu | How did you end up being roommates with this guy in the first place? | |
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