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Jul 5th, 2003 04:54 PM
noob3 When I drive, people flip me off and yell things. I don't know why. I'm guessing it's because I'm such a terrible driver. Yeah, but I don't know any better. So why is everyone so mean to me? I had one guy try to fight me while I was in the McDonalds drive throguh, screaming something about cutting him off. I didn't know what he was talking about, so I proceeded to order my meal
Jul 5th, 2003 04:49 PM
Mike I hear you bro, but I have a feeling I fit into one of those categories.
Jul 5th, 2003 04:04 PM
I.M.Jaded You make my loins stir, my buttocks clench and my heart soar.

Do you want me to leave as well? I can be dramatic you know, I don't watch Melrose Place for nothin'.
Jul 5th, 2003 04:02 PM
Anonymous -but the rest of me realizes you're far too starved for attention to let that happen.
Jul 5th, 2003 04:00 PM
I.M.Jaded Chojin, the last time you asked me over to come smack your white balls over a net, it ended in disaster. Not to mention swift and brutal intervention by the Vice Squad.
Jul 5th, 2003 03:52 PM
Anonymous the kid in me wants to believe that's true
Jul 5th, 2003 03:08 PM
I.M.Jaded You want me to leave? Okay I'll leave.

See you guys at some bulimic bachelor party.
Jul 5th, 2003 03:06 PM
Cap'n Crunch
Originally Posted by I.M.Jaded
Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Don't get sarcastic with me you fucking ass. I bet you make mommy want to eat all of her 'magic candy'.

She has candy she didn't tell me about! LOL
Jul 5th, 2003 03:04 PM
FS Popndeth: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=79369#79369
Popndeth: why in the hell do we get like two of these guys a week now?
Snickers8T8: That post is just OFF THE HOOK
Popndeth: haha
Popndeth: i should have told him we already had two ultra-controversial and in-your-face threads in general blabber :,
Snickers8T8: the forums should be like the house in Fight Club. People who want it first have to stand outside for days while we hit them with shovels and strip them of their individuality.
Snickers8T8: want *in* I mean.
Popndeth: hahaha
Popndeth: you should share that ;<
Snickers8T8: Yes.
Snickers8T8: When someone registers, at first they can only make one post in the "Porch" forum.
Jul 5th, 2003 03:03 PM
Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Don't get sarcastic with me you fucking ass. I bet you make mommy want to eat all of her 'magic candy'.

Jul 5th, 2003 03:00 PM
I.M.Jaded I don't know man, I was describing my hair.

You know, I used to think that LOL meant Look Out Ladies, so when I was talking to someone online (I was looking for an internet girlfriend so I can have a candle-lit dinner in front of a webcam) she said:

"LOL" and I, like, said: "Why yes! The ladies should do that!" and she dumped me because she doesn't understand what I'm saying. And I thought "BRB" meant "Been Robbin' Biddies" but now I know that it's bath room break cuz they don't come for a long time after they say that, meaning they're shitting. Shitting crap that is shaped like Wyclef Jean's face.

Jul 5th, 2003 02:59 PM
Cap'n Crunch OMG, he is so JADED! LOL ROFL OMG TTYL BRB
Jul 5th, 2003 02:55 PM
Anonymous dead fetus?!?! wtf!!
Jul 5th, 2003 02:54 PM
I.M.Jaded I love you very much. I want to have sex with you so long as you don't mind my conjoined dead fetus on the back of my head.
Jul 5th, 2003 02:51 PM
Jul 5th, 2003 02:50 PM
Anonymous he's got you there!
Jul 5th, 2003 02:49 PM
Originally Posted by liquidstatik
worst post EVAR OMG!
EVAR? Stop making up words. I know you're not Michelle Tanner.
Jul 5th, 2003 02:48 PM
liquidstatik worst post EVAR OMG!
Jul 5th, 2003 02:45 PM
Anonymous how did you get so jaded?
Jul 5th, 2003 02:44 PM
Worst Drivers EVAR OMG

Fucking inconsiderate, terrible drivers. Everyone on the road should die.

Worst of all those soccer moms and their mutant offspring. They can't fucking drive. These people were obviously created in labs because they're half cyborg. Their cell-phones appear to be a part of their head and their SUVs have so much navigational equipment and electronic features, they're like space ships for these beings to shuttle people to all kinds of strange functions like "cookie bakes" and "PTA meetings"

Ugh those teenagers who drive their bigass Mercedes Benz their fucking rich parents bought them for graduation. All I got for fucking graduation was "ITS GRADUATION! DO LAUNDRY YOU L0S0RX!" all my friends got cars, keys for new apartments, 5,000 Francs as a "WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU CHILD!" present from their dumb parents.

What I really can't stand are people who ride 3 inches from my back bumper thinking they can intimidate me into going faster. I hate tailgaters! I've gotten so fed up with them in the past couple of years, I slam on my brakes when I'm being tailgated. Then they're forced into the center lane or shoulder where they inevitably get stuck and can't merge back in. If they hit me, the law is on my side <----- " "

Here it seems like no one knows how to use turn signals. They never use them unless they accidentally hit them and don't hear the "click click click" so they drive for like 5 miles with the damn signal on and people are pulling out in front of them left and right and they're all screaming and flipping each other off and man..it's fuckin pandemonium on the busy streets.

those contemptible, cantankerous curs, bug-eating beagles, who just had their 17th birthday driving their cars cluelessly while having their windows rolled down and blasting this fucking song by Nelly:


If I ever see them anywhere near our street I will bash their head against the wall with a fucking tack hammer then use the sharp part to rake their eyeballs and rub it all over their fucking faces while singing: WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO.

According to my dumb brother, most Swiss drivers don't even bother to go through drivers ed - they just get their licenses at 17 and roll with it. That's pretty fucked up. However, it explains why I see so many nice cars that are all dented up when I drive downtown.

I think it's mostly the old people and teenagers who can't drive for shit. Especially the teenagers. The fucked-up tales I used to hear. "Man, I got pulled over for being <insert race here>." Bullshit, they got pulled over for being dumbasses behind the wheel.

Those fucking kids who get their license at a young age. 16, 18 years old- it doesn't really matter. Either way you're a dumb hoe. (Actually, a hoe is a gardening tool)


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