| Mar 10th, 2006 11:14 AM |
| sadie |
when i was a little girl, i used to sing the "rock-a-bye baby" song to my baby dolls. it wasn't until i had a "real" child of my own that i really thought about the words. it's child abuse, rocking your baby in the tree-top!
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| Mar 10th, 2006 11:08 AM |
| KevinTheOmnivore |
Navy is also a color. 
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| Mar 10th, 2006 11:04 AM |
| mburbank |
Actually, while commonly attributed to Churchill, the quote is from Churchill's assistant, Anthony Montague-Browne. Speciffically "The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash."
In addition to being proud of the wrong person, you missed the word 'royal'. He was speaking not of Navies in general, but paricularly of the British navy and it's uniquley English traditions.
I extended it to refer to your people in general, a stretch I didn't expect you would be able to make.
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| Mar 10th, 2006 07:10 AM |
| Pharaoh |
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Whihc are you most proud of, Rum, Sodomy or the lash?
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What? I'm not in the Navy, butwank. Rum, sodomy and the lash is from a Winston Churchill quote: 'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.' It's a joke.
I am proud of Winston Churchill though.
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| Mar 10th, 2006 12:34 AM |
| Johnny Couth |
Stupid by nature
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| Mar 10th, 2006 12:31 AM |
| Immortal Goat |
Did you post have a point, or are you just stupid by nature?
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| Mar 10th, 2006 12:26 AM |
| Johnny Couth |
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1.) I thizzink tha Gay Britt/Talizzle comparizzle is totally valid. Its a slippery slope. One day yoe clockin' an uneccesary editorial change, n tha next yoe a religous facist bizzle on jihad with the S-N-double-O-P. We should probbly bizzay those gay britts bizzle tyo tha stone age before its too late fo' sheezy.
2.) As a liberal, I stand behind moves like this n dizzle thizzink they is stupid at all from tha streets of tha L-B-C. The tyranny of mention'n colors in nursery rhymes is sum-m sum-m we have tolerated fo` far too long. I diznont K-N-to-tha-izzow anyone of mah politizzles stripe who feels any different ya feelin' me?. "Rainbow Sheep" has mah total, impassioned commitment n I wizzle ta be clear, it represents tha poltical wizzy of every single person at all left of centa
3.) this is a very important issue hittin that booty. anyone on eitha side not devot'n themsleves F-U-Double-Lizzy ta this issue simply diznont understand whizzay is important . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.
4.) This wholesizzles pervasive country wide referizzle on Nursery rhymes, whizzich wizzill obliterate all refernces ever in all schoo` systems in britain ta tha Black Sheep of tha rhyme respresents tha degree ta which England has bizzy taken over by tha far left, n tha mortal wanna be gangsta Englands right wing now faces. We should have seen how dangerously left wing England had beome when she refused ta side wit her old ally tha United States in its war in Iran . Real niggas recognize the realness.. Soon all right wing Britts wizzle be rounded up into camps n reeducated . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this..
5.) Did yo motha hizzle any children tizzle were viable?
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Hata's don't be playin wiff burbank.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 11:19 PM |
| davinxtk |
Your answers damned well better be rum and sodomy, asshole.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 06:51 PM |
| mburbank |
Whihc are you most proud of, Rum, Sodomy or the lash?
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| Mar 9th, 2006 04:43 PM |
| Pharaoh |
Sorry, Dr. Boogie, old bean, but I'm afraid your theory is incorrect. I definitely am English. English and proud of it. 
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| Mar 9th, 2006 12:48 PM |
| Dr. Boogie |
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ITS LIKE YOUR CHANNELING JOE PASQUALE!
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That should be 'you're' not 'your', Dope.
As in, YOU'RE A DOLT. |
Wait a minute. I think I finally understand: you're not from England at all. You're just some moron from the states who thinks that if he says that he's English, that will lend some credence to the bologna you're spewing at us. You recalled just how smart a person can sound when they have an English accent, and so you extrapolated that to think that you could use that same effect on an internet message board. Furthermore, you decided to add "nitpicky speller" as part of your character's personality to really drive home that he's one of those fuddy-duddy Englishmen.
That was quite a ploy, Pharaoh, but I think we can close the book on this one.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 10:07 AM |
| Dole |
Damn...have to think of an equivalent delicious wordplay to rival 'Dole' and 'Dope'.......GOT IT!
'Pharoah' - 'Twat'
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| Mar 9th, 2006 09:59 AM |
| mburbank |
Says the man who talks about 'cheering up' Dole's 'Face'.
You can cheer up a person. You can change a facial expression. You can't cheer up a face, Pharah.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 08:09 AM |
| Pharaoh |
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ITS LIKE YOUR CHANNELING JOE PASQUALE!
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That should be 'you're' not 'your', Dope.
As in, YOU'RE A DOLT.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 07:44 AM |
| Dole |
Your plays on words are simply delightful - as is your implication that my masculinity is somehow compromised - ITS LIKE YOUR CHANNELING JOE PASQUALE!
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| Mar 9th, 2006 06:06 AM |
| Pharaoh |
I'm not here to cheer up your doleful face, Dope. And I'll admit that butwank can be amusing sometimes, specially his spelling, but he doesn't need a stupid little cheerleader with a pink handbag to help him.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 03:57 AM |
| Dole |
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You must have just smoked a really big one to think that pile of shit is quality, Dope.
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Its quite simple Pharoah, Max is often very funny and inventive, like then for instance, whereas you ....aren't.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 12:10 AM |
| ScruU2wice |
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i've never heard that one, but i read that "ring around the rosies" was about the plague.
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FANREOBPCP has also moved to abolish the rhyme "ring around the rosie" because it is a reference to the Plague which ravaged history in its flowering Dark Ages. We don't have the Plague anymore so this "Rhyme" (I use the term losely) is superfulous. We should not fill our young childrens minds with these unneccesary trivias when we should be pumping them with genetic scienc and articles about how God doesn't exist.
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The poem is all about the boils you get from the plague and how they burned the bodies when they died.
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| Mar 9th, 2006 12:03 AM |
| sadie |
i've never heard that one, but i read that "ring around the rosies" was about the plague.
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| Mar 8th, 2006 08:56 PM |
| Jeanette X |
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Originally Posted by Geggy
Did you know that the nursery rhyme song, "This Old Man" is really about cannibalism? I cringe everytime I hear kids reciting the song...
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Are you being facetious or is that really true?
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| Mar 8th, 2006 08:22 PM |
| Immortal Goat |
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I've seen Max's really big one and it is not something to be messing with. You have been warned!
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Which one is it? The left or the right?  |
Everything about Max is left. I thought you knew that already.
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| Mar 8th, 2006 07:26 PM |
| ziggytrix |
Anyone who gets upset about children being taught modified nursery rhymes really needs a better fuckin hobby.
Between my ex's preschool class, Church songs, and various newphews singing, I've heard more butcheries of nursery rhymes and traditional childrens songs than I could possibly care to enumerate.
Generally they don't have as asinine a reason for the change as the black to rainbow sheep absurdity. But they usually don't any obvious reason at all. If it bothers you, make sure you teach your children the original version (which might even be different than what you were taught - do your homework).
And make sure you tell em the grisly original version of Red Riding Hood and the racy original version of Sleeping Beauty. Because your kids deserve the TRUTH.
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| Mar 8th, 2006 05:30 PM |
| Pharaoh |
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I've seen Max's really big one and it is not something to be messing with. You have been warned!
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Which one is it? The left or the right?
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| Mar 8th, 2006 05:17 PM |
| Immortal Goat |
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You must have just smoked a really big one to think that pile of shit is quality, Dope.
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Oh yeah?
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Originally Posted by Pharaoh
Great poem Kulturkampf.
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You have no right to criticize ANY poetry EVER if you thought KlitterousKramp's poem was "great".
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| Mar 8th, 2006 05:04 PM |
| mburbank |
On account of it's big.
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