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| Aug 23rd, 2003 07:01 PM | ||
| Russo |
Im going to an engineering college... So its like "You broke it? Ok YOU fix it." |
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| Aug 23rd, 2003 06:53 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
Evil Robot is right about paying for stuff. The first night I was in the dorms my freshman year, somebody broke the glass door to the lounge and the floor had to pay like $300. Granted, that's like five bucks a person, but still. In addition, we lived on the tenth floor of a high-rise dorm. We got charged for throwing a chair out of the lounge window, which didn't have a fucking screen all year even though it was supposed to, and we got charged when someone threw a computer out the window. Cause it damaged the roof the of the building it landed on. Those bastards couldn't even prove it was us, even though it was us, but they charged us anyway. But the thing flying out of windows the most often, besides urine, was glass liquor bottles. We made a game out of it. We would throw glass bottles on the roof of the building below us and try not to break them. By the time the second semester was over, the roof of that building was covered in glass bottles, There must have been at least 50 bottles of Captain Morgan there alone, and we all fucking hate rum. |
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| Aug 23rd, 2003 06:46 PM | ||
| Incorporeal |
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I know what you mean. I live in Army barracks and the same shit happpens every weekend. Worst of all theres always someone who gets arrested for drunk driving, which is a big no-no. That just gives our command a big reason to punish everyone. |
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| Aug 20th, 2003 02:50 PM | ||
| pissed off salesman | I'm supposed to be going to the "California insitute of the arts" sometime next year. | |
| Aug 20th, 2003 02:24 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
That's why they're putting you on a rocket ship. Sheesh! 
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| Aug 20th, 2003 02:23 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason | Translation: I am not funny. | |
| Aug 20th, 2003 02:05 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Translation: His parents are putting him on a rocket ship. | |
| Aug 20th, 2003 12:29 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason |
The University of Arizona to study astronomy and physics. I had a change of plans and am leaving today, I should be finishing my packing right now. |
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| Aug 20th, 2003 11:44 AM | ||
| Sethomas | Where are you going to school, voice? | |
| Aug 20th, 2003 11:40 AM | ||
| NIGhtMAre | how would you know?! | |
| Aug 20th, 2003 06:53 AM | ||
| FS | Yeah... but probably not the kind of sex that involves two persons. | |
| Aug 19th, 2003 11:27 PM | ||
| AChimp |
I'm not so sure, whoreable. This is CANADA. I was in one of the dorms once and they had naked lady posters up on the walls in some of the rooms! There must be sex happening. 
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| Aug 19th, 2003 10:59 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | or you could hide in the bushes outside the dorm with a video camera at night. Great way to meet people and female police officers. | |
| Aug 19th, 2003 10:58 PM | ||
| whoreable |
No  it doesnt work like that believe me
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| Aug 19th, 2003 10:53 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Fuck. I should go live in the dorms on campus. Maybe then I could get teh secks!
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| Aug 19th, 2003 10:50 PM | ||
| whoreable |
I just graduated from college :hat Now I have nothing to do. I actually liked living in the dorms, despite the fact that I am not a drinker or a party goer I had some good times there. I made alot of friends that I never would have made had I not lived with them in the dorms. I swear I saw so many girls from small towns, who never drank and even said they didnt like to drink, become total drunkards and sluts in like the first week. I love how they pretend to have morals when they first come to college, its cute. |
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| Aug 19th, 2003 10:23 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason |
Like Camp Crystal Lake? 
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| Aug 19th, 2003 09:43 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
Re: Four days Quote:
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| Aug 19th, 2003 09:35 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
i corrupted my first dorm roommate. she was this little blonde from rural ohio who listened to country and never drank alcohol. when i left college to take care of my sick mum, she took over my role. i went to visit her and she was listening to jane's addiction and had beer in the mini-fridge. i'm an excellent influence on people. |
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| Aug 19th, 2003 06:52 PM | ||
| James |
Are you going to have a roommate? If so, kick his ass on the first day. Like, really bad. Otherwise, he's going to walk all over you, and you're going to hate him for all the shit he pulls, like fucking girls in your bed when you go home on weekends to cry about how you can't make friends. So... so I've heard. From other... people. |
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| Aug 19th, 2003 06:38 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason |
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rocked |
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| Aug 19th, 2003 05:16 PM | ||
| BaronVonBoner |
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| Aug 19th, 2003 05:14 PM | ||
| noob3 | yeah. my diary rocks. | |
| Aug 19th, 2003 04:59 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason |
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http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4042
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| Aug 19th, 2003 04:47 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | living in dorms SUCKS AsS. People get all drunk and break shit and everybody has to pay for it. Just remember that doors can cost upwards of $1200 to be installed. Fires extinguishers cost $60 to refill, and light fixture repairs can be in the $500 range to hire electricians. | |
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