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Apr 27th, 2004 07:14 PM | ||
liquidstatik | I wanna get shot by a ******. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 06:39 PM | ||
pjalne | I take my post back, I don't want to be in this thread anymore. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 06:37 PM | ||
Spastic Colon | Seems that everyone here wants to die in a hail of gunfire or old age, but what happened to the #1 cause of all deaths in America- minority homicide. *walks through town with a billboard saying "I hate n******" * | |
Apr 27th, 2004 06:15 PM | ||
ArrowX | I want to climb on the roof of the neares Mc Donalds and begin to ffire at pedestrians with a high caliber sniper rifle untill eventually seeing my end in a sword fight withdeath on that verys came building. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 03:37 PM | ||
executioneer | haha i was going to post that to be ironic | |
Apr 27th, 2004 03:37 PM | ||
kellychaos | Fragile. Do not bend. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 03:02 PM | ||
Big McLargehuge | BE CAREFUL WITH THAT JOKE, IT'S AN ANTIQUE. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 02:59 PM | ||
Jixby Phillips | That's an old fucking joke. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 02:45 PM | ||
MEATMAN | I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like his passengers. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 01:51 PM | ||
mesobe | Id shoot myself in the head at an elementary school at lunch time. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 01:29 PM | ||
SMN |
I want to die like a man. when I'm about 86, or so, I'm gonna have a postal killing spree at a crowded mall. Take a couple people with me. And when the S.W.A.T Team has me surrounded, I'll simply say "I'm Old!" as they spray be down. Either that, or if I watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show 10,004 times. |
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Apr 27th, 2004 12:42 PM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux |
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Apr 27th, 2004 11:44 AM | ||
Emu |
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Apr 27th, 2004 11:28 AM | ||
Captain Robo | SCHOOL SHOOTING | |
Apr 27th, 2004 10:57 AM | ||
pjalne | Skydiving accident with anvil tied to strings in backpack instead of parachute. | |
Apr 27th, 2004 10:44 AM | ||
Matt Harty | nevermind everybody else has cool stuff i wanna fall into a giant fan like in childs play 3 | |
Apr 27th, 2004 06:11 AM | ||
the_dudefather |
i want to get killed my an evil robot version of myself from the future (also known as D.U.D.E.F.A.T.H.E.R.: Digital Unit Designed for Exploration and Fighting/Android Trained for Harm and Efficient Repair) or get killled my mint posioning by eating thousands of viscounts |
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Apr 26th, 2004 10:54 PM | ||
Mr. Vagiclean | i want to die the exact moment i find sexual intercourses boring | |
Apr 26th, 2004 10:48 PM | ||
Spastic Colon | I blame myself, and I-mockery for provoking you to live another fifty years until your demise. | |
Apr 26th, 2004 09:40 PM | ||
Supafly345 | There is no risk, it would most certainly kill me. | |
Apr 26th, 2004 09:33 PM | ||
Spastic Colon |
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Apr 26th, 2004 09:29 PM | ||
Supafly345 | I want to die by living too much. | |
Apr 26th, 2004 09:06 PM | ||
Snatchtastic |
. I want to be found wearing black ladies lengerie with a giant afro wig and a zorro mask on. A giant gold money chain will be around my neck and tied to each wrist will be a leash with a chiwawa. And I'll also have a giant sombrero filled with velveeta cheese that the chiwawas will be eating out of. |
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Apr 26th, 2004 07:58 PM | ||
Spastic Colon | Sodomy gone too far. I'll probably just forget the safety word or some stupid shit like that. (Or get a virus from someone who pooped on my chest) | |
Apr 26th, 2004 07:56 PM | ||
Alive |
Tied to the back bumper of a '73 chevy impala with a bad exhaust problem, then dragged down the freeway for a couple hundred yards, then tossed into a ketchup filled swimming pool to drown. I dunno, hopefully in my sleep i guess, thats the best way right? |
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