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Jul 11th, 2004 12:56 AM
Pyorrhea bleh
Jul 10th, 2004 09:31 PM
Neurotic monkey If she's fat, skin her and make a women suit.
Jun 22nd, 2004 02:50 PM
Pyorrhea go with what pjalne said, hes most likely right, coming from the father land of blackmetal and shit...
Jun 22nd, 2004 06:56 AM
pjalne She's not weird, she's different and misunderstood and different from all the other girls. And she's really hot once you pull her hairband off and remove her glasses.
Jun 22nd, 2004 06:08 AM
Terra
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Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon
Doubtful, Shitstorm. I'm not really interested in getting "SUM" from this one.
No?

Oh well.

I hope it goes quick for you, man.
Jun 21st, 2004 11:37 PM
Pyorrhea rape her, then procede in the ritualistic decapitation of her and parade it around your house.... FRENCH REVOLUTION STYLE!!!
Jun 21st, 2004 11:30 PM
Brandon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra
The next thread from you is one where you'll be bragging that you got "sum," your were awesome and you left her begging for more. You'll be strutting around here like your some Gladiator but deep inside you'll be so thrilled you got to touch the trim that you'll shit your pants every time you think about it.



Just see if I'm right.
Doubtful, Shitstorm. I'm not really interested in getting "SUM" from this one.
Jun 21st, 2004 11:01 PM
agroskaterik Once again,
Jun 21st, 2004 10:34 PM
ArrowX Once again....RAPE THE BITCH! RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING
Jun 21st, 2004 09:36 PM
Terra The next thread from you is one where you'll be bragging that you got "sum," your were awesome and you left her begging for more. You'll be strutting around here like your some Gladiator but deep inside you'll be so thrilled you got to touch the trim that you'll shit your pants every time you think about it.



Just see if I'm not right.
Jun 21st, 2004 01:24 PM
Snatchtastic
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this thread is
Jun 21st, 2004 12:44 AM
Brandon I'm not defending the merits of the movie, merely how widespread its advertising has been.

Would you still consider her "cool" if I told you that she's only vaguely heard of Spongebob Squarepants?

EDIT: DON'T ANSWER THAT, YOU SMARTASSES.
Jun 20th, 2004 06:11 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Plus, it sucks. The fact she hasn't heard about it makes her cool.
Jun 20th, 2004 05:38 PM
Emu I dunno, man, they didn't advertise it very much.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:44 PM
Brandon If that's true I'll weep like a woman.

She definitely hasn't changed in weirdness, though. She hasn't heard of Dodgeball. How the fuck can you be connected to the word at large not hear about that movie? Does she live in a cave? On Mars? With her fingers in her ears and her eyes shut?
Jun 20th, 2004 02:43 PM
da blob also known as : "The Lowering Of The Standards"
Jun 20th, 2004 02:37 PM
James This is gonna be one of those things, where she's really hot now, but she holds it against you that you thought she used to be ugly so you can't get no play.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:25 PM
Brandon Always prepared.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:23 PM
Helm haha it's great that you're already talking logistics.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:16 PM
Brandon And then she gets attached and starts stalking me.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:13 PM
Helm Seriously, have sex with her. It's going to benefit you as an existentialist.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:09 PM
Brandon Dear God no.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:05 PM
da blob that's what doggy style's for.
Jun 20th, 2004 02:04 PM
Brandon
The Hook-Up

So I agreed (through guilt) to go on a date with the daughter of one of my dad's co-workers. I had only met her once in 2001, and she was both unattractive and weird.

I really don't want to do this.

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