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| Aug 26th, 2003 05:34 PM | ||
| Professor Cool | I don't remeber things I do when I'm wasted, but one time I woke up on near Lake Michigan soaked and wet and wearing someone else's hat. It said "Damn flordia seagulls" and had fake crap all over it, at least I think it was fake. | |
| Aug 26th, 2003 05:00 PM | ||
| Les Waste | Really, who saves their first post? :/ | |
| Aug 26th, 2003 04:55 PM | ||
| Perndog | About a month. | |
| Aug 26th, 2003 04:36 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| Aug 26th, 2003 03:43 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Dead of winter watching my friends Dad band playing in his basement and we where drinking Gin and water. I got so loaded I left the house with just a t-shirt and one glove and ended up riding my bike down his lane and wiping out to be found by someone coming home and parking there car. they helped me into there house and then I puked all over there kitchen. I was so embarrased I ran out there back door and made it home to the worst hang over in my life come morning.  I still to this day won't drink Gin..
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| Aug 26th, 2003 05:16 AM | ||
| Perndog |
I'll have you know my avatar is a potion from Warcraft 3. I resent your implication. 
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| Aug 26th, 2003 04:17 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Aug 26th, 2003 04:14 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | I'm such a great drinker that I have a shot of drink in my computor picture message board picture | |
| Aug 26th, 2003 02:46 AM | ||
| Perndog | Then why don't you tell us your stories? Show us why you're a superior drinker. I dare you. | |
| Aug 26th, 2003 02:23 AM | ||
| Generator86 |
You fucking rookies. "Ooh, I puked! I blacked out! I pretended to be a terrorist!" That's what you're supposed to do while drunk. Also, it's your God-given duty to have sex with rotund women while inebriated. Sure, you might feel awful about it in the morning, and you'll sure as hell catch it from your friends, but dammit, it's a story to tell at the bar the next night. You're also required to lose articles of clothing during the course of the night, regardless of your sex. |
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| Aug 26th, 2003 01:21 AM | ||
| Russo |
FartinMowler... Rowler Trowler Clower Wow arent we having a fun rhyming game. Ok you win, you can wear the special winner's asshat. |
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| Aug 26th, 2003 12:42 AM | ||
| Geggy | this one and only time i blacked out, i proposed to a stranger for letting me cut in the line to a bathoom. then i went to a friend's dorm room for some cardboard pizza (dominos). i regretted it. i puked and puked every 10 minutes for the next 5 hours until i started puking piss. that lasted for an hour. then i started puking dry heaves, that went on for 2 hours. i was nursing a headache for the entire day. later that night i ran into that girl who i proposed to. she says 'remember me?' I said 'no'. then we fucked. the headache went away. | |
| Aug 26th, 2003 12:41 AM | ||
| Carnivore |
My first post, which was posted in the correct forum given the subject matter (Winky's sXe/vegan/punk/etc HATE Board) read as follows. Quote:
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| Aug 26th, 2003 12:35 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
At risk of no one giving a damn, I'll humor the spirit of this thread by telling my fantastic drunken tales. One time I fasted for an entire day and then chugged about a glass of Jack Daniel's. I remember standing up and saying, "OMG I'm really drunk you guys, anybody wanna give me a fake job interview and see if I can do it?". The next thing I remember is waking up in a bed soaking wet, smelling like shit and wanting to puke. It turns out I lasted about 20 minutes during which time I acted like a crazed fool and then puked and blacked out. They (my friends) carried me to a bed, but they were drunk too so they they dropped me on my head about 5 times on the way. I litterally crawled out of the bed and got to the bathroom and took a bath. After lying in the bathtub for a while I felt like puking again, but I couldn't move so I ended up puking in the tub. I still couldn't move, so I soaked in my own vomit for about one hour, then I puked again and got the strength to get out. I crawled to the room where my friends were sleeping and proceeded to puke on everything. Later we went to the mall and I tried to eat but my throat and mouth was scorched from stomach acid and I could barely drink water. I am almost physically incapable of drinking whiskey now. |
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| Aug 26th, 2003 12:29 AM | ||
| sadie |
you lay. 
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| Aug 26th, 2003 12:25 AM | ||
| Les Waste |
I was going to post something really sarcastic and in all caps like "LOL GOOD ONE U SHUD ASLO TRY PEEING IN DRINKING FOUNTAINS ROFL OMG WTF" but I would just like to say that, without a doubt, Puffy P MC deserved all those things that happened to him, including the anus peels thing, which I'm sure he tried it after Chojin suggested it because he didn't get it. But he sure got it eventually! He sure got it "in the end!" LOLLOLO LOLOLOLOLO GET IT?!?!?!? IN THE END?!?!? OMG ROFL ROFL ROFL WTF One time, I was so drunk, I passed out at 11pm or so and woke up at 3 am with the worst headache ever, I layed on the couch to try and feel better but than I was about to throw up, and I didn't want to walk the 12 FUCKING FEET to the bathroom (actually, I didn't even want to get off the couch to puke in my garbage can) so I grabbed an empty box of swiss cake rolls that was lying on the floor and threw up in that. Obviously, it wasn't big enough, and my vomit overflowed onto my small area rug, and was so disgusting that I just threw out the damn rug. And I wish I hadn't done that because it was a nice rug. |
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| Aug 25th, 2003 10:56 PM | ||
| sadie | russo :wuv | |
| Aug 25th, 2003 10:50 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Russo Sucko Fucko Ducko Mucko Bucko Nucko Lucko Asso
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| Aug 25th, 2003 09:42 PM | ||
| Russo |
Sadie... I wuv you ^-^ The dumbest thing Ive ever seen anybody do while they were wasted was attack my martial arts class... It was me and another student and the teacher... And it was during our test for our next belts Ahhh... we beat the crap outta that guy... we gave him fair warning!!! |
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| Aug 25th, 2003 08:28 PM | ||
| Rongi | That's just NUTS | |
| Aug 25th, 2003 08:26 PM | ||
| MK IV |
Hmm .. This one time this guy I know , took a dump in Mcdonalds, but in the sink. |
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| Aug 25th, 2003 08:20 PM | ||
| TeRRaNuSER | if it was ever there then you dont want to find it | |
| Aug 25th, 2003 01:34 PM | ||
| mburbank | Check Chojin's fridge. | |
| Aug 25th, 2003 11:56 AM | ||
| NIGhtMAre |
I haven't found my anus. I checked the fridge
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| Aug 25th, 2003 11:51 AM | ||
| mburbank |
I had a chemical anus peel... you know, so my anus would look... like... younger and... I don't know, feel better about itself I guess. IT'S MY MONEY! I CAN SPEND IT HOWEVER I WANT! STOP JUDGING ME! |
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