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Jul 9th, 2009 04:21 PM
VaporTrailx1 Umm, take him to a furry convention.
Jul 5th, 2009 10:47 AM
Kitsa I looked really hard for a point but never found one.
Jul 1st, 2009 03:41 PM
Womti goddamn anti-homo-homo threads
Jun 29th, 2009 11:16 PM
executioneer man i was thinkin about posting that
Jun 29th, 2009 08:55 PM
Sam THE REAL POINT IS THAT HANGIE DOESN'T HAVE A FRIEND AND THIS THREAD IS REALLY ABOUT HIM.
Jun 29th, 2009 06:20 PM
The Leader
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I hope your friend dies alone gets gang-raped to death by a Queen tribute band.
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Jun 29th, 2009 04:12 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost :seriousfurryhomoproblems
Jun 29th, 2009 04:01 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Most people who are homophobic are queer.
This is true. Tell him to PM Pub.
Jun 29th, 2009 03:58 PM
Tadao Most people who are homophobic are queer.
Jun 29th, 2009 03:56 PM
Hangie We're both extremely conservative and (him much more than me) homophobic. Him more than me, but whatever. Very odd to find a homophobic furry.
Jun 29th, 2009 11:26 AM
Dimnos Why dont you two just call it a gay?
Jun 29th, 2009 07:23 AM
Hangie I KNOW RIGHT??? IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HIS FRIEND LOLLERSKATES.
Jun 28th, 2009 01:44 PM
Big McLargehuge I BET YOU ARE SO COOL IN COMPARISON TO THIS PERSON.
Jun 27th, 2009 08:01 PM
Hangie yarp. His room scares me.
Jun 27th, 2009 05:48 PM
The Leader He gets turned on by koopas?
Jun 27th, 2009 09:00 AM
Hangie Yes sir. Also just to say, all his furry stuff is nintendo stuff. So like koopas and shit. He doesn't have a fursuit or anything.

I shall folllow these steps soon.
Jun 27th, 2009 06:43 AM
MetalMilitia First off all he needs to somehow conceal everything about himself that is nerdy and pathetic. For a start no one, not even Internet people, think fucking wolves is cool so that should be the first to go. If he already owns a costume of some sort he should claim he worked a whole summer as a children's entertainer and pray she never finds all the jizz stains inside.
Next up he needs to sell all his Nintendo paraphernalia and upgrade his PC to be able to run normal games that normal people play. Make him buy the Orange box and play it in its entirety then ask him "Now do you see how far gaming has come while Nintendo still pump out gay Mario-themed party games?".

Finally slap him in the face and tell him to quit being such a cunt-flap.

If these stops are followed to the letter he will emerge from his gay little cocoon of nerdy queerness and become a majestic butterfly of relative normality.
Jun 26th, 2009 09:28 PM
Tadao You sure talk about your friend a lot, shit you made a whole thread because you are concerned about him. This all sounds like a fag fest.
Jun 26th, 2009 09:23 PM
The Leader
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He talks about her constantly and is sort of like how that Jakeofalltrades guy was. Except not australian.
I hope your friend dies alone.
Jun 26th, 2009 08:12 PM
Hangie I just refered him to this thread, I hope it gets him to grow some bawls.

Also he does "want" it. He talks about her constantly and is sort of like how that Jakeofalltrades guy was. Except not australian.
Jun 26th, 2009 10:07 AM
Dimnos Its like T said. This guy is cock blocking you just by being around.
Jun 26th, 2009 09:10 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Cooler friends like:
Josh Freeze
Max Acee
Allan Avalance
Darius Quinton Blizzard
Slushly McCold

cool friends like them.
Jun 25th, 2009 10:38 PM
Tadao Find cooler friends.
Jun 25th, 2009 10:13 PM
The Leader Well that was worth making a thread for. Now we just have to wait for Durrsomething to come in here and rant about how furries sin.
Jun 25th, 2009 10:05 PM
Fathom Zero He's hopeless. And he needs to want it first. From what you've said, I don't believe he does.
If someone is worth it to him, he'll talk to them.
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