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Feb 19th, 2005 01:51 AM
executioneer first you have to be a mod, then you get prizes
Feb 19th, 2005 01:48 AM
MLE much more than you can provide.


please don't try.
Feb 18th, 2005 10:24 PM
The Damp Moose So how many hours of 'dedicated service' a night are required to get a trophy?

...Or a pink ribbon?
Feb 18th, 2005 02:32 PM
ziggytrix Do you think it's better or worse than a medal on a pink ribbon?

Could you realize that you're missing the entire fucking point of the trophy?
Feb 18th, 2005 02:26 PM
RedLeader01 The trophey still sucks ass!
Feb 16th, 2005 07:22 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.
Feb 16th, 2005 05:44 PM
tenno upon looking at that trophy all that runs through my mind is Dr. Suess' book "Oh the Places You'll Go".

Like, on a shelf and maybe carried around a bit, a wee bit of anal exploration and then wham, right against a robbers brain pan.....

I mean think of the adventures that trophy may have.
Feb 9th, 2005 04:40 PM
kellychaos Boogie, the other white meat.
Feb 9th, 2005 02:54 PM
ziggytrix I just wonder if Rog's having these things professionally engraved, and if so, what the guy thinks of what Rog is asking him to engrave. Prolly something like "Jesus, this guy better be making this as some kind of prank."
Feb 9th, 2005 01:22 PM
EisigerBiskuit Or maybe he could get a really old trophy from a farmer and indent some words into it, but that's unthinkable
Feb 9th, 2005 12:53 PM
jimbutsu That can't be cheap...

So THAT must be where the untold millions you made off the Club Packs is going....
Feb 9th, 2005 10:54 AM
Mockery They are. Now you know why it takes him so long to turn in new material... it takes him forever to type up a piece with those huge hands. He goes through about 100 keyboards for each one :/
Feb 9th, 2005 10:51 AM
EisigerBiskuit His hands must be twice the size of a cow
Feb 9th, 2005 10:47 AM
Mockery
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Not only did I have it made for myself, I sent it to Roger, then made him send it back to me to deepen the illusion.
Which reminds me, you owe me some major $$ for all that shipping & handling I had to pay.

You people can't tell from the photo, but that Golden Cow of Fellatio is actually life-size, just like a real cow.
Feb 8th, 2005 06:44 PM
Esuohlim That's fantastic and all, but it's hardly the I-Mockery Bowling Trophy that's sitting on my top shelf and they don't call me the champ just because my ball only hits the bumpers less than twice with each throw, no sir.
Feb 8th, 2005 04:10 PM
Anonymous Not only did I have it made for myself, I sent it to Roger, then made him send it back to me to deepen the illusion.
Feb 8th, 2005 03:40 PM
Anonymous this is because boogie was jealous of my trophy
Feb 8th, 2005 02:20 PM
pjalne You lied when you said you were old enough to drive, didn't you?

Congrats, Boogie, gonna look good in the trophy room.
Feb 8th, 2005 02:04 PM
RedLeader01 Still, it's a watse of money. You knoiw he was asking to made fun of for making such a thing. You guys take things way to seriously.
Feb 8th, 2005 12:50 PM
ziggytrix
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLeader01
What did you do, waste the money to make the trophy and present it to yourself.
BRILLIANT DEDUCTION, MR. HOLMES!

How did you figure that out? I honestly can't begin to imagine what amazing skills it took to discover this. My untrained eyes totally missed some pretty subtle evidence here.
Feb 8th, 2005 10:34 AM
Mockery No shit, that was just fucking pathetic, Redleader.

Anyway... I'm glad Dr. Boogie is enjoying his Golden Cow of Fellatio. He told me last night that his mom saw it and said "ewww!" I bet she's really proud of her son's accomplishments in life. She spawned a kid who is orally satisfied by a bovine.
Feb 8th, 2005 10:27 AM
mburbank Way to be, Red Leader One, nice making fun of someone on a site for Mockery. Why don't you just tape a sign to your back that says "Kick me, I'm a joke boy"? Fucking moron.
Feb 8th, 2005 10:21 AM
glowbelly hence the apt trophy, silly.
Feb 8th, 2005 10:17 AM
RedLeader01 What did you do, waste the money to make the trophy and present it to yourself. But do you know why? Cause deep down, YOU SUCK!
Feb 8th, 2005 12:55 AM
EisigerBiskuit Fellatio Festival, where do I sign
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