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Feb 6th, 2009 03:24 PM | ||
Dixie | I'm every woman. | |
Feb 5th, 2009 06:00 PM | ||
Bod |
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Feb 4th, 2009 09:12 PM | ||
Jeanette X | I'm a little too health conscious to drink something that can make you go fucking blind. I have some standards. | |
Feb 4th, 2009 09:06 PM | ||
Tadao | Jeanette, I figured you as more of a moonshine girl. | |
Feb 4th, 2009 09:04 PM | ||
Jeanette X | What does it mean if you just like straight Jagermeister? | |
Feb 4th, 2009 07:33 PM | ||
WhiteRat | That and they don't even have Paint Thinner as an example. | |
Feb 4th, 2009 01:37 PM | ||
Dimnos | Bushmills! I received a bottle of that at our company christmas party last december. That stuff is awesome! | |
Feb 4th, 2009 04:28 AM | ||
Bod |
I'm happy with the beer and wine. I do have friends that drink alcopops, not because it makes them feel sophisticated but because it doesn't bloat you like beer. |
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Feb 4th, 2009 02:43 AM | ||
executioneer | i like long islands followed by shots of bushmills :/ | |
Feb 4th, 2009 01:10 AM | ||
MattJack | Where is Makers Mark | |
Feb 3rd, 2009 11:53 PM | ||
DuFresne | I order almost exclusively whiskey on the rocks and I am a very subdued drunk thank you very much. | |
Feb 3rd, 2009 03:48 PM | ||
mew barios | the guinness == rapist surprised me. i didn't know that about myself :o | |
Feb 3rd, 2009 03:45 PM | ||
Esuohlim |
KETEL ONE Dude just wants to get mad rutty with some ruuuuuuude ladies |
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Feb 3rd, 2009 02:45 PM | ||
Tadao | Damit! When I'm not drinking Vodka I'm drinking Guinness | |
Feb 3rd, 2009 02:39 PM | ||
El Blanco | Meh, thats been around a long time. As with most of these lists, the longer it gets, the less funny it becomes. | |
Feb 3rd, 2009 11:59 AM | ||
peroxiwhizz | Haha thats ace | |
Feb 3rd, 2009 08:56 AM | ||
Bod |
Alcohol Profiling PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK THESE DRINKS IN A PUB ... (NOT AT HOME) BEER Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink. WATER Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach: Don’t. WINE - (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC. Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you’re in. SPIRITS SUCH AS CC, WILD TURKEY, SOUTHERN COMFORT Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of personalities. Love to be laid! Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually – you’re in! CAPE VELVET Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, COWBOYS, AFTERSHOCK ETC.) Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait...... . SPIRITS SUCH AS JACKS, BEAM & BUNDY Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they’ll think you’re a nice bloke and they are probably trying to work out how to get you to bed! IF MEN DRINK in a PUB.. (As always, very simple and clear cut.) CIDER He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid. CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER He’s poor / student and wants to get laid. CASTLE LAGER BEER He likes good beer and wants to get laid. IMPORTED BEER He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid. GUINNESS The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. WATER He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid WINE He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid. VODKA OR BRANDY Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid. PORT Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid. WHISKY/JACK DANIELS He doesn’t give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. JIM BEAM Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. RUM OR TEQUILA Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC He’s gay (blatantly) - don’t turn your back or pick up any dropped change. Seems fairly accurate. |