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May 27th, 2003 01:52 PM
Zosimus Marriage is (for the most) one of the greatest things in the world.
I used to be petrified when thinking of the commitment, the bonds and the slow suffocation over time.
Well BIG fucking surprize for me, I got married to my best friend! 4,5 years later, after many hours of sweet love and many quarrals, i still think that it was the right thing to do. We were very far apart (US + Europe), one way or another we were determined to stay together...so I moved my entire life to be with my love.

Marriage provides you with certain "benefits":

- You always have someone to share your feelings with!
- (provided that you are both honest people) Safe sex.
- Someone to share common interests with (hiking, vid.games,art, philosophical discussions, etc.)
- Support in times of need.
-Etc.
It must be said that being married isn't a very easy thing either. It requires daily attention and effort. You have to deal with issues even if it doesn't always suit when, why or how you would do it...but, as a whole I agree with Fartin...its GREAT!!
May 25th, 2003 07:00 PM
shithousepoet im never getting married..its just a waste of money.
Apr 19th, 2003 10:43 PM
Jixby Phillips GO FUCK A DIAMOND YOU DIAMONG FUCKER
Apr 19th, 2003 07:56 PM
Krythor And what is this "level" exactly? As far as I can tell, you're no smarter than any other ignorant homophobe. Your main argument seems to be that being straight is "nature's way."

Your self-righteous bibble-babble and "God's messenger" attitude is boring and repetitive, and stating facts about the human anatomy that all of us were already aware of does not make you intelligent.

I'd be interested to hear your opinions on other "types" of people too.


SISTEROFMERCY IS A FAG
Apr 19th, 2003 06:13 PM
SisterOFMercy ouch that hurt..stop...don't....

i might actually care what you think if you were on my level..but you're not..sooo...i don't....
Apr 19th, 2003 05:42 AM
FS SisterOfMercy has all the characteristics of a gigantic closet fag.
Apr 19th, 2003 02:36 AM
GADZOOKS Ow I've been nudged
Apr 19th, 2003 12:49 AM
Protoclown Oh, I see. This is just your "stupid disguise" then. A bit of undercover work, eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Apr 18th, 2003 10:15 PM
SisterOFMercy i am probably one of the only smart ones here..
Apr 18th, 2003 01:46 AM
Protoclown Hey, Sister of Mercy...you're not one of the "smart" ones, is ya?
Apr 17th, 2003 11:52 PM
Anonymous oh no! what will god think!


hey "location sexy" how ya doin
Apr 17th, 2003 10:25 PM
SisterOFMercy being bi is still being a fag..i forgot if i even had a point? ohh well..back to drinking my lemonade.
Apr 15th, 2003 08:59 PM
James Kind of as someone else said it in the gay thread (I think).

She doesn't really base her preferences on the fact that a person is male or female. It's more on if they have a decent personality (or maybe if they just look good).

To stupify it to a point that she'll kill me; She's bi.
Apr 15th, 2003 08:38 PM
SisterOFMercy i am also confused..by gender indifferent.. ?

-hmm i love dr.pepper!
Apr 15th, 2003 07:38 PM
FartinMowler Sorry Doopa :/ I just find the whole gay thing just too confusing. Gender indifferent just adds to it times ten.
Apr 15th, 2003 06:39 PM
James We all know it's Shakira you lust after. Her swaying hips hypnotize you and make you cry out for her silken touch.

God, you are such a gay.
Apr 15th, 2003 06:28 PM
Anonymous jesuschrist

Ok kids lets start over!!!!

I understand how you might come to the conclusion that I am a lesbian considering I started The Gay Thread, but I don't understand why you concluded from that, that I am uhh just discovering my liking for girls/that I am young and or unattached to anyone.

1. I am not a lesbian. I am "gender indifferent"
2. The Gay Thread was only started for people to say homosexual things in.
3. I said "nice life" because your comment about "thank god I have a good imagination" seemed that you do not enjoy your life.
4. I am married.

5. I will never start a Gay Thread again I dun learned my lesson


edit: Elizabeth Hurly is *so* not my type
Apr 15th, 2003 05:35 PM
FartinMowler Rongi just because put a Barbie wedding dress on your hand and beat your monkey doesn't mean that you can comment in this thread.
Apr 15th, 2003 04:40 PM
Rongi Good god, you couldn't be anymore dumb .

I wounder what kind of unlucky woman would marry a face like yours . I can only imagine what your daughter might look like
Apr 15th, 2003 04:20 PM
FartinMowler Friends? I think it is too soon for me to be that presumptuous. Thats my big word for today.

Back to the subject of Marriage. When it comes down to it marriage is just fancy word for commiting to someone straight or gay and if you take the time and effort (which sometimes takes imagination) you can have a great life. I'm sure Doopa will imagine her girl friend is Elizabeth Hurley at some time.
Apr 15th, 2003 02:35 PM
slavemason I've been married for eight years. It's been a great sinusoidal experience.
Nice signature there Fartin. You sure aren't trying to make any friends around here are you?
Apr 15th, 2003 08:45 AM
FartinMowler I have notice that most gay women when they get older look like my uncle Chuck, but who knows what fish you will catch and after twenty years of trading you might end up with. Nothing in life is great, it's what you make of it.




And no I wasn't watching Married in America. the only thing I watch on Mondays is CSI miami.

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Apr 14th, 2003 10:30 PM
The Unseen Fartin, were you just watching "Married by America"
Apr 14th, 2003 10:16 PM
SisterOFMercy what's wrong with marriage?
Apr 14th, 2003 09:22 PM
Anonymous nice life
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