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| Oct 31st, 2003 07:55 AM | |
| pjalne | It was lightyears ahead of its time. |
| Oct 30th, 2003 10:56 AM | |
| Anonymous |
Actually, I got past Rat Race. The only way to clear the third race is to headbutt the rat at the end of the long passages. He'll fly in the air, bounce off the wall, and run backwards, bounce off, and come back to you. Since he's like, twice as fast the third time you need to do this on each stretch :< What's impossible is Wheeler Dealer, where you hold onto a cart and drive it around a level while an orb chases you. There are no checkpoints at all and it goes on for well over 10 minutes. Any mistake will mean you die later. Apparently Battletoads is the only game with anti-save-state protection. |
| Oct 30th, 2003 09:17 AM | |
| Anonymous | It's just one of those games that are impossible to beat. They had a bunch of those in the 80s. |
| Oct 30th, 2003 07:42 AM | |
| pjalne | That review made me check if the bike level is so insanely hard everybody says it is. Holy fuck, it was. What's worse, I found out there's a level toward the end of the game where you have to race a rat down a shaft, and even when I quicksaved and -loaded like crazy, there was no way I could beat him the third time around. I mean, I avoided all platforms like the plague, so I practically FELL down the entire shaft, and I still was nowhere beating him. Stupid fucking game. Has anyone here honestly beaten it? |
| Oct 28th, 2003 04:11 PM | |
| kellychaos | You gotta appeal to the lowest common denominator. Try it on. See if it fits. |
| Oct 27th, 2003 06:53 PM | |
| glowbelly | you can always rely on kelly to ruin a joke by explanation |
| Oct 27th, 2003 03:43 PM | |
| kellychaos |
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| Oct 27th, 2003 11:00 AM | |
| FS | Depends on what? hyuk hyuk hyuk. |
| Oct 27th, 2003 10:38 AM | |
| Cosmo Electrolux | hmmm...depends. |
| Oct 27th, 2003 10:16 AM | |
| mburbank | I'm so disapointed. I thought this was going to be a thread for us older mockers. |
| Oct 26th, 2003 03:20 AM | |
| Skulhedface | You know, I always thought "ballbag" was a funny word. |
| Oct 26th, 2003 02:33 AM | |
| Farbo |
I nearly pissed myself!!!! I recently was browsing through some of the reviews and I happened to read the 2nd Review of Battletoads. Let me tell you something, it had to be the funniest damn thing I had ever heard! However, I have a friend who has beaten that particular "Evil" third level. I guess that makes him some sorta hero to all those who have failed. http://www.i-mockery.com/classicgame...Console&ID=758 Anyway, thanks for the hilarious review. I enjoyed it very much. -Farbo |
