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| Oct 31st, 2005 09:11 PM | |
| NES Boy |
Hey, I noticed that throughout the article, you've never mentioned the first Select Your Destiny, "You Are A Total Fuckup". I know it is the only SYD that had nothing to do with Halloween so far, but even the previous four Halloween editions mentioned it. How come? Anyway, my favorite parts are: - The whole rant about the main character in the Select Your Destiny stories being male. - "You see, I'm an idiot. The writers of this story told me so." - The gag appearance of the Pterodactyl-riding gerbil. - Batman accidently creating a new DC villian by knocking you into a vat. "Oh, crap in a hat." - The whole scene with Cindy Brady. - Quail Man. - Harvey being called a "still unnamed security guard guy", even though he was already named. - Fjornok turning you into a Furby. - Seeing the increasingly strange tradegies - The reference to the "Plane Crash" scenario during the "Fish" scenario. - Getting crushed by a tripod and the resulting scene in Hell. - The Sharkboy. Reminds me of Sharko from Sealab 2021. Oh yeah, and "Clapping Yourself Obviously Angry". |
| Oct 31st, 2005 01:50 PM | |
| mburbank | Curmudgeonly Yoda on Acid! |
| Oct 31st, 2005 01:24 PM | |
| Mockery | You're getting warmer! |
| Oct 31st, 2005 12:43 PM | |
| mburbank |
Censure youth on acid? Celtic Yippies of Altamant? Crepuscular Yearnings of Ambivalance? Cement Yarmulkes Over Arpetures? Castigate Yentahs on Arbor Day? |
| Oct 31st, 2005 12:40 PM | |
| Emu |
Cut Your Outer Appendages 
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| Oct 31st, 2005 12:38 PM | |
| Mockery |
Yep, never changed that since that's how people had 'em bookmarked 'n what not. But it doesn't stand for Choose Your Own Adventure. What it stands for? That's for YOU to figure out. 
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| Oct 31st, 2005 12:21 PM | |
| Emu |
The URL still says "CYOA"
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| Oct 31st, 2005 12:20 PM | |
| Mockery | Nope, I removed it last year's story and all the ones before that. |
| Oct 31st, 2005 11:49 AM | |
| mburbank | Is this the first year we removed all "Choose your own" wording? Maybe people don't know what it is from the title. 'Cause I know this puppy has drawn major traffic in previous years. |
| Oct 31st, 2005 11:46 AM | |
| Mockery |
Yes they wanted us to not call the stories "Choose Your Own Adventures" so I went as far as to remove every single thing talking about them. I don't want to even associate our hard work with CYOA if they're gonna be dicks like that, so that's why I went ahead and removed all references to 'em... including the original tributes which probably helped turn people onto the CYOA books. Screw 'em. As for this story being farked, nope it hasn't. Haven't had much feedback at all on the story Max, sorry. :/ |
| Oct 31st, 2005 10:18 AM | |
| mburbank |
Hey, Mock! 1.) Have we been legally forbidden from using anything with the words "Choose your own" in the title? You should at least retitle this thread that, I don't think people know or maybe they don't GIVE A DAMN HOW HARD YOU WORK!! BASTARDS!! 2.) Has this been Farked? I always enjoy my annual does of lonely dispeptic fucks posting the word 'meh' and taking about how they used to write like this in high school. |
| Oct 30th, 2005 02:35 PM | |
| Yggdrasill |
I wrote a story where a woman had the same vagina trouble as Madonna in this story. It takes me a while to get through these adventures but it's always worth it. I'll have to read the older ones again to be sure, but this one seemed to be the most "your in a story" story.
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| Oct 30th, 2005 01:04 PM | |
| Mockery | Glad to hear it since it takes a lot of work to get finished each year. Let us know whatcha think after you've read through it. |
| Oct 28th, 2005 03:27 PM | |
| King Hadas | Awesome, the Choose your Own Adventure minimocks are my favorite articles on the site. |
| Oct 28th, 2005 12:06 PM | |
| Mockery |
NEW MINIMOCK: "THIS YEARS BIG HALLOWEEN STORY!" This year's big "Select Your Destiny" story has finally arrived. As always, it's a collaborative effort between all the I-Mockery writers... well the ones who have time that is. Big thanks to the I-Mockery writers for pitching in their time to make this story what it is. I'm not really sure "what" it is, but it's something alright. If you figure it out, you be sure 'n let me know, ok?  http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa6 Enjoy! |
