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| Dec 2nd, 2004 06:07 PM | ||
| ThisIsWitty | When you go out pretty late at night from your own house and get really shit-faced drunk, and since you had just moved out a few weeks ago, you forgot you had your own house (you're still getting used to the idea) and your new house is set up pretty much like your old house because its in the same neighborhood, and your girlfriend's and your room is in the same place that your sister's room is in your old house, but your sister is only like 14 or so, and you're really REALLY drunk so you mistake her for your wife and since you had been out you were really horny, and your sister isn't that bad looking, and has a great set of tits on her, so you decide to wake her up with a cock between her titties, and as soon as she opens her mouth in surprise you put it in her mouth and then she screams and you realize what you just did, but you already have your cock in her mouth so you decide to finish off in her face and then the door opens and your mom and dad walk in. I hate it when that happens! | |
| Dec 2nd, 2004 03:16 PM | ||
| Mr. Fugo |
I dropped an ice-cube under the fridge this very day  Getting something caught in the olde zipper alwas makes for a certain degree of frustration |
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| Dec 1st, 2004 09:48 PM | ||
| DeadKennedys |
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| Dec 1st, 2004 06:52 PM | ||
| Dr. V |
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One time my lazy butler didn't wash my sock garter and it was still covered wih schmutz. |
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| Dec 1st, 2004 02:17 PM | ||
| Anonymous | When your butler doesn't put enough starch on your good chapeau, and you have to go to the winter cotillion with just your armani suit and monacle. | |
| Dec 1st, 2004 06:24 AM | ||
| Dole | When you're mashing your own defecate into your eyes and you realise you had sweetcorn for dinner the night before | |
| Dec 1st, 2004 03:10 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid | When you poor Orange Juice into your cerel in the morning. | |
| Dec 1st, 2004 01:25 AM | ||
| Terren | When there is no toilet paper in a public restroom and you only realise when you are half way through | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 07:40 PM | ||
| thebiggameover | when you accdentley flick off your cherry when you are smoking... | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 07:16 PM | ||
| Dr. V |
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| Nov 30th, 2004 02:14 PM | ||
| Goldensoldier | When you are in line in a store and you have been waiting forever and then you get there and you drop your change and you have no nails to pick it up with and your just bent over trying to get the same dime for 5 minutes, yeah thats annoying. | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 01:09 PM | ||
| EisigerBiskuit |
when theres paper on the floor and I end up slipping on my back. almost every pencil I've ever used, the first time I use it the lead falls out. the battery won't stay inside my alarm clock. people won't stop coming going in and out of my room. |
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| Nov 30th, 2004 12:58 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
same thing, but with people who take a videogame too seriously 97% of all ads, there are very few ads i like, one example of a cool ad is the citren c4 (with the transformers style dancing robot) big issue salesmen "big issue! help the homeless!" yeah help you buy crack. |
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| Nov 30th, 2004 12:55 PM | ||
| Dr. Fu | When you can never get the right flop on poker when you go all in. | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 12:51 PM | ||
| Strapping Young Lad | When you play basketball with a few asshole jocks who take the game waaaaay too friggin' seriously. | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 12:49 PM | ||
| McMock | When the cat jumps up on the table and you take it and put it down again, and it jumps back on, and you take it back off, and it jumps back up, that's annoying. | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 12:20 PM | ||
| Emu |
When you're trying to chop celery and a chunk flies off and hits you in the eye and you fall backward and knock over a pot of hot water onto your arm and run to the sink and hit the open refridgerator door and then fall down. That sucks.
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| Nov 30th, 2004 11:23 AM | ||
| Dynamic Dustin M. |
Whenever you go through the drive-thru and they put the fries in the bag top down so they spill out everwhere. If you have a medium size dog and they decide to jump into your lap, when they accidently smash your nuts. And I agree whole-heartedly with the tea comment. You make a huge sandwich, you pour a drink, and then you forget the damn drink and you realize it just as you get comfortable. 
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| Nov 30th, 2004 10:59 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
When you make a sandwitch and a cup of tea then you go upstairs and realise you have forgotten to pick up your cup of tea. 
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| Nov 30th, 2004 09:49 AM | ||
| Matt Harty | silly goose | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 09:45 AM | ||
| Terren | Dumb Adverts!!! | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 08:42 AM | ||
| Mad Melvin | Yeah, I meant toast. Sorry. :/ | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 08:34 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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A piece of toast would probably fall on the butter side because it's heavier. |
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| Nov 30th, 2004 07:35 AM | ||
| Strapping Young Lad | Silly goose. He's probably already reincarnated. | |
| Nov 30th, 2004 07:24 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS | When your friend dies and you will never ever see or hear from them again, and you don't really know where they are now, but probably in enternal unconscious...darkness :/ | |
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