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| Nov 18th, 2010 06:48 PM | ||
| Grislygus | well, scripted SEGMENT, rather than full script. Still a case of splitting hairs | |
| Nov 18th, 2010 04:34 PM | ||
| kahljorn | i dont know the world of art | |
| Nov 18th, 2010 12:33 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
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| Nov 18th, 2010 06:35 AM | ||
| Pentegarn |
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| Nov 17th, 2010 03:38 PM | ||
| Grislygus | yeah, I never talk about David Lynch, because I hate being the self-satisfied armchair critic who says he's overrated, but seriously. Did you ever see the LYNCH documentary? There's absolutely no greater depth to ANYTHING he says or writes at this point, but it seems like there is and people want to be the ones who "get it". He's just fucking rambling on about vague, half-baked concepts, and his fans fill everything in FOR HIM. | |
| Nov 17th, 2010 03:14 PM | ||
| kahljorn | someone told me inland empire was written without a script like that was supposed to help its case. but when you realize they just stand around staring at shit you realize being scriptless is meaningless. | |
| Nov 17th, 2010 02:41 PM | ||
| Grislygus | I can't believe that anyone else had actually seen that | |
| Nov 17th, 2010 12:42 PM | ||
| Shadowdancer21b | Blind Fury was fun, I thought. The killer penis movie you're thinking of is Soul Vengeance, and it really is just dull and stupid. | |
| Nov 17th, 2010 01:53 AM | ||
| Grislygus |
5 worst movies I've ever been forced to see, huh. No value in mocking them? hard to think of them. -Sidehackers -That one movie where the black guy murders people with his mutated penis. It was the single most mind-numbingly BORING movie I've ever seen. SOMEHOW. -Blind Fury. Poor Rutger Hauer  -Cry of the Banshee -Dungeons and Dragons: The Movie |
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| Nov 16th, 2010 06:43 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | oh god Inland Empire. I tried to write a paper on that in my film class and failed miserably. I cut my losses and wrote about the Seventh Seal instead. | |
| Nov 16th, 2010 06:25 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
inland empire only one i can think of right now
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| Nov 16th, 2010 12:56 PM | ||
| Shadowdancer21b | Axe'em is truly horrid! | |
| Nov 13th, 2010 04:36 PM | ||
| darkvare | i loved the ending to repo men | |
| Nov 13th, 2010 02:53 PM | ||
| spookware |
OK Just some from this year and a couple I though about. 1. Babel, horrendous simple as that. 2. Repo men, WTF was that ending? 3. Tekken, Gave up 1/4 way through. 4. australia , very bad, very bad. 5. The last Batman movie, the last Ironman Movie, both a waste of time. |
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| Nov 12th, 2010 06:53 PM | ||
| dextire |
Looks like Dr. Boogie agrees with you: http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ax-em/ "You so fine, I could kiss your daddy’s ass." 
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| Nov 12th, 2010 05:49 PM | ||
| Babs |
Ax'em is the worse movie you could ever put yourself in the position of watching. The acting, it doesn't exist. Dialogue, unintelligible and irrational. The move it self... leaves you speechless and disappointed, realizing that the decline of humanity started as soon as they started to roll the cameras. It's like they didn't even care about what kind of abomination they were creating, to top it off they didn't even bother to edit the movie afterwards. Like they realized right after making the movie it was a complete mistake. It's the self defining epitome of crass. Just listen, you can actually hear them saying "cut!". Look at the fucking asshole in the background caring around the editing board. It's truly getting pathetic right now. Do I even need to say anything... It's so hard to accept that this movie actually exists. The incompetency behind this pile of shit is so befuddling that it actually makes you feel less human. Every time I throw up, I think of this movie. |
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| Nov 12th, 2010 04:28 PM | ||
| Pentegarn | Just found it juvenile and moronic. To me it was just the straw that broke the camels back in a streak of bad Will Farrell movies. I expect Anchorman from him and when I saw Stepbrothers I was disappointed one time too many by his movies. Though I did find the bluray feature where you could make your own Boats and Hos video worth a chuckle, but that is hardly here or there | |
| Nov 12th, 2010 03:17 PM | ||
| Mockery |
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| Nov 12th, 2010 03:00 PM | ||
| MLE |
No, it was my opinion on your opinion. Still an opinion. I didn't think anyone would even really see it, and if they did, surely they wouldn't get offended, since it's just an opinion. I am DEEPLY sorry I offended you. I certainly didn't mean to MOCK you in any way, shape or form. I'll make sure I try to live up to your lofty standards in the future. |
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| Nov 12th, 2010 12:52 PM | ||
| Pentegarn |
:yawn No, an opinion would have been expressing your personal view on a movie, loke, "I liked movie x" what you expressed was a pointless insult doubtlessly done to make you feel better about yourself at my expense. There was no reason for it. It wasn't funny, it wasn't inspired, it wasn't original. You just sound like every other slap on some movie board. |
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| Nov 12th, 2010 11:23 AM | ||
| MLE |
Uh, my point was suck it up, that IS my opinion. PS:
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| Nov 12th, 2010 10:27 AM | ||
| Pentegarn |
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People saying things like "Anyone who doesn't like what I like needs to have their judgment skills checked" I will fight back against Suck that up |
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| Nov 12th, 2010 12:19 AM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
I AGREE WITH YOU PENTEGARN THERE AFFIRMATION IT'S WARM AND COZY LIKE A CHOCOLATE BLANKET |
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| Nov 12th, 2010 12:03 AM | ||
| MLE |
When you share your opinions, expect to hear about other people's. TL:DR- suck it up. |
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| Nov 11th, 2010 10:48 PM | ||
| Pentegarn |
There may be worse movies, but as I said before, these made my bottom 5 because I expected better from them. The further from my expectations a movie gets, the lower it rates. I already know Die Hard Dracula is going to be bad by virtue of the fact that it is a 99 cent dvd. It may be lower budget, worse acting, worse writing, but if i go in knowing this, I do not leave with a general feeling of disappointment because I got what I expected. However I expected better of all the movies on my list and they went above and beyond the usual disappointment a bad movie would make me feel. That and it's my damn bottom 5, not anyone else's |
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