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Aug 4th, 2003 12:16 PM
Mike Deep Thoughts by Hack Jandey:

The first time I saw that little rapper gobble thing I considered how much fun it was going to be having this new member on the board. I thought "hmmm" it'll be like watching those little lighted cylinders in pinball machines go "boing". Then I thought about how much more it would be like swimming with some people and suddenly one of them gets attacked by a shark. I think a good gag would be to say you're going to go get help and then pretend you are getting attacked by another shark. While you thrash around with the plastic fin, argue about who is going to get help. You will both feel better when you tell your friend that it was just a joke.
Aug 3rd, 2003 08:46 PM
jin Take this ****** down.
Aug 3rd, 2003 07:44 PM
Cap'n Crunch I really think the Rapping Space Goblin is Mike. :/
Aug 3rd, 2003 04:33 PM
The Retro Kat Ha, you suck at rapping.
Aug 3rd, 2003 02:08 AM
imported_Rappin Space Goblin WELL...

I think you best be shutting the fuck up, DAMN.
Aug 3rd, 2003 01:10 AM
Ooner stupid character.
Aug 3rd, 2003 12:23 AM
imported_Rappin Space Goblin WELL....

I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here to say
That masturbating is A.O.K

Because every person across these lands
Can use a little more time with their hands
Aug 2nd, 2003 10:52 PM
Ooner You're just saying that because you never get laid.

Or because you know what you're talking about. :/
Aug 2nd, 2003 10:27 PM
Carnivore People who brag about having numerous sexual encounters and how they rule at getting their partners off are insecure, pathetic losers
Aug 2nd, 2003 07:54 PM
Ooner I just started humping pillows instead of masturbating

I like it
Aug 2nd, 2003 09:49 AM
kellychaos Why does that advice sound familiar (fights an urge to quote Sadie)?
Aug 1st, 2003 01:06 PM
sadie dear killadeuce,

when you quote the person directly above yourself, it only serves to make you look like even more of an imbecile than you do already.

love, sadie
Aug 1st, 2003 09:47 AM
KILLADEUCE
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I'm sure glad they edited those masturbation scenes out of "Edward Scissorhands". :recessedtesticles
ME too! Kelly... Me Too...
Aug 1st, 2003 09:38 AM
kellychaos I'm sure glad they edited those masturbation scenes out of "Edward Scissorhands". :recessedtesticles
Aug 1st, 2003 01:15 AM
Scarlet Speedster www.jackinworld.com
Jul 31st, 2003 11:30 AM
KILLADEUCE HAhah yeah i started thinking about it and with my luck "My Hell" Would be just that or something even more sinsister-

I would be ecompassed in flames in the fiery depths of the dark lord, in front of a huge Movie screen with my eyes forced open (Like in Kubrik's Clockwork orange) They would replay all of my promiscous encounters in front of me until i could take no more.. And just as i reach down to commit that "oh so devilish" deed, I grasp .... A VAGINA THAT HAS BEEN CIRCUMSIZED WITH A BROKEN GUINNESS BOTTLE!!!! -DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA

Sheeit Even Dante would have issues with that one...
Jul 31st, 2003 11:25 AM
pjalne WELL IN THAT CASE HELL FUCKING SUCKS
Jul 31st, 2003 11:22 AM
agroskaterik They might have it in hell...


But even if they did, your hand would probably turn into a garbage disposal or sumthing right in the middle of it..


...ow.
Jul 31st, 2003 11:14 AM
KILLADEUCE They certainly better!
Jul 31st, 2003 10:34 AM
kellychaos Do they have masturbation there?
Jul 31st, 2003 02:18 AM
sadie just a friendly reminder that masturbation is a sin and you are all GOING TO FUCKING HELL.
Jul 30th, 2003 10:20 PM
Esuohlim HOORJ!
Jul 30th, 2003 10:17 PM
Marble Thank you for being insightful FS.

Time for 'Marble' to shut up.
Jul 30th, 2003 08:34 PM
The Retro Kat NO, I LOVE YOU, SSA!
Jul 30th, 2003 08:30 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Crazy crazy crazy.
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