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| Feb 5th, 2003 08:47 PM | |
| Rez |
3 1/2 until someone died. i think it was the gaffer. their budget got cut. fucking hollywwod |
| Feb 5th, 2003 08:43 PM | |
| Captain Robo |
How many free willie movies did they make? 
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| Feb 5th, 2003 08:34 PM | |
| Rez | BEST. |
| Feb 5th, 2003 08:30 PM | |
| !!!! | I wonder how long it would take for me to find a whale. |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:48 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
THIS THREAD WAS MEANT FOR YOU, ALPHA 
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:45 PM | |
| mburbank |
"Have a banana Anna EVERYBODY EATS when they come to my "OH GOD, OH GOD, YOUR TEETH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH GOD, OH CHRIST, MY LEGS, WHERE ARE MY LEGS THE WATER RED RED RED oh my god oh jesus i don' wan' i love, i'm sorry i oh m-" |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:43 PM | |
| Anonymous |
palooka doesn't sound right how about... gahlupa er wait. galoot. isn't that one? big galoot? is there a galoot whale poor dead whales 
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:42 PM | |
| !!!! |
The whale used to live on land. In its adaptation to sea life, the hind limbs of whales vanished completely. I hope they evolve back onto land and eat you. |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:40 PM | |
| AlphA |
*giigles* you said "sperm" ... :/ |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:38 PM | |
| !!!! |
The beluga is considered a small whale. An adult male can grow from 14 to 20 feet. An adult female can grow from 13 to 17 feet. It weighs from 1000 to 3000 pounds. Boot laces used to be made out of beluga’s skin because it was thicker than other whales’ skin. Whales have also been hunted for food, lamp oil, cosmetics, perfume, dog food, scrimshaw, oil to lubricate watches and machinery, illuminating lighthouses and “porpoise leather”. Now they don’t use whales for food because of toxins in the water that sometimes collect in the whale. There are only about 50,000 beluga whales left. In the 19th century whalers forced belugas onto beaches stranding them and later collecting them for many different uses. Thousands died this way. |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:38 PM | |
| mburbank |
The Pharse is "Big Palooka" and has nothing at all to do with whales. It's reference to a fictional character named Joe Palooka whpo I believe was a boxer. A pugilist, not a dog. |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:38 PM | |
| sadie | :harpoon |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:38 PM | |
| MrAdventure |
Down by the bay, Where the watermelons grow, Back to my home, I dare not go, For if I do, My Mother will say, "OH GOD, OH GOD, YOUR TEETH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH GOD, OH CHRIST, MY LEGS, WHERE ARE MY LEGS THE WATER RED RED RED oh my god oh jesus i don' wan' i love, i'm sorry i oh m-" DOWN BY THE BAY... |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:37 PM | |
| Carnivore | Everyone's favorite toothed whale is, of course, the sperm whale. |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:36 PM | |
| !!!! |
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:36 PM | |
| Anonymous | Is it beluga like BAHLOOGA. Like when someone says "you big bahlooga!" Are belugas really big. How many teeth do they have. How big are the teeth. What do they eat. Do eskimos kill them? |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:35 PM | |
| mburbank |
Baby beluga in the deep blue sea Swim so wild and you swim so free Heaven above, and the sea below, Just a little white whale on the go. Baby Beluga, oh baby beluga is the water warm, is your mama home, for you... so... hap OH GOD, OH GOD, YOUR TEETH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH GOD, OH CHRIST, MY LEGS, WHERE ARE MY LEGS THE WATER RED RED RED oh my god oh jesus i don' wan' i love, i'm sorry i oh m- |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:32 PM | |
| !!!! | The beluga is a toothed whale. I hope you learn a lot about beluga whales from my report because I sure learned a lot about them writing it. |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:31 PM | |
| Anonymous | I did not know there were toothed whales. They must have hugemungeous teeth |
| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:27 PM | |
| MrAdventure |
EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK IT'S A REALLY GOOD BABY TATTOO, YOU FUCKING CONSPIRATORS. BAS RELIEF TATTOO REGARDLESS.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 05:23 PM | |
| mburbank | WHO'S UP FOR KRILL FEEDING?!? SEE YOU FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING ON THE OCEAN FLOOR!! LAST ONE TO HEAVE UP A HUNK OF AMBERGRISS IS ENDANGERED!! MORE WHALE JOKES!! |
| Feb 2nd, 2003 10:58 PM | |
| roonTing | I still love you. |
| Feb 2nd, 2003 10:52 PM | |
| Geggy | Oh, my god! The whale is pregnant and Willie is the father! lol |
| Feb 2nd, 2003 10:46 PM | |
| Les Waste |
Oh God vacant sucks. and CLEARLY that whale is not eating the kid. That baby is poking it's head through the hole that the doctors had to make in the whale's throat because of cancer. SAY NO TO CIGARETTES AND SMOKING THEM KIDS
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| Feb 2nd, 2003 10:41 PM | |
| Mockery |
That whale is already dead, just look at its eyes! That baby is just wearing the whale's skin like a coat. It is still pretty cold out you know... 
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