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Apr 15th, 2004 08:37 AM
AChimp BIG GAME OVER.
Apr 14th, 2004 10:06 PM
Mr. Vagiclean
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO THROW ROCKS AT MY HEAD,"
Apr 14th, 2004 09:16 PM
thebiggameover she hooked up with rockstar dude...

but they both work here, so i sure a neat lawsute is comming...
Apr 14th, 2004 06:16 AM
Pub Lover I thought you were a girl. :/
Apr 14th, 2004 12:15 AM
thebiggameover i guess theres a big party for co workers and rockstar guys house. that means she isn't a slut. not yet anyway. i got a few informants going to the party, cause i'm working late. hopefuly they will do there fucking job and put in some good words for me...
Apr 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Spastic Colon You can always do what these guys do at first:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/reagan/lodger/ilove.html
Apr 13th, 2004 11:05 PM
Terra That means the smoke ring trick would've worked.

That's okay Gameover. There's more where she came from. I'll bet she has friends.
Apr 13th, 2004 11:01 PM
thebiggameover well, it turns out that dreadlock rockstar guy allready got her to go to his house after work.

not only was she cute, but she was eazy too....
Apr 13th, 2004 10:13 PM
Comrade Rocket One time i was in hot topic and a black girl started hitting on me. She said her name was Shancqua. I should have asked for her number, but i blew it and just left.
Apr 13th, 2004 10:04 PM
Terra Next time you take a smoke break and she's standing with you, stick the cig up your nose and blow smoke rings out of your ass. Chicks dig that shit.
Apr 13th, 2004 09:56 PM
Anonymous I don't think any of your stories are, how you say, real, Crunch.
Apr 13th, 2004 09:55 PM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
You just walked away?
i was in such shock that a cute girl said hi to me, i couldn't think of anything else to say or do...

Apr 13th, 2004 09:54 PM
Cap'n Crunch I remember in like 8th grade some girl wouldn't stop bothering me because she liked me and I threw a rock at her head. She said something like, "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO THROW ROCKS AT MY HEAD," and then I called her a beach whale.
Apr 13th, 2004 09:52 PM
Schimid Whenever a fat girl says hi to me I have to say hi back but then they always want a hug and it's weird because I can't fit my arms around them
Apr 13th, 2004 09:49 PM
Cap'n Crunch Today in school some fat girl said hi to me and I just ignored her.
Apr 13th, 2004 09:34 PM
Esuohlim You just walked away?
Apr 13th, 2004 09:31 PM
AChimp GAME OVER.
Apr 13th, 2004 09:29 PM
thebiggameover haha. no really this is how it went down.

usualy at work, people come outside to talk on there cell phone. i was out side smoking and hurd some chick say "hay, whats up?" and then "how are you doing". my back was turned away from her, so i just thought it was some body on there cell. then she said "fine. just ingore me then" thats when i turned around and said in a fucked up nerve-is voice "oh sorry, i thought you were on the phone" and she smiled like "yeah, whatever" so we introduced yourselvs and i said "so your new to the department?" and she said "yeah" then i said "cool" and put out my smoke, came inside and kicked my self in the ass for fucking up again.

i will never , ever get any...
Apr 13th, 2004 09:04 PM
Esuohlim Oh shit, this is all my fault.

Wait, did you say your name slow enough?
Apr 13th, 2004 09:03 PM
ziggytrix :giggle
Apr 13th, 2004 09:02 PM
thebiggameover ok. i told her my name. then i ask her if she was new to the department, and she said yeah, then walked away. i think i blew it...
Apr 13th, 2004 08:57 PM
Esuohlim Holy shit you're at phase 3 already

Tell her your name, but say it slowly as to not scare her away
Apr 13th, 2004 08:56 PM
thebiggameover ok. i said hi back. she said her name is kia. now what do i do??
Apr 13th, 2004 08:55 PM
Esuohlim Wait she might not be ready for that type of commitment.

Forget I said anything :o
Apr 13th, 2004 08:55 PM
Esuohlim Hahaha, I can imagine you telling her to hold on a second while you find the nearest computer with Internet access to ask us this.

If she's still there, say hi back
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