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| Jan 21st, 2008 12:22 AM | ||
| jared |
There's a way to have your art house cinema and eat your explosions too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en13LoYXNlE |
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| Jan 19th, 2008 03:21 PM | ||
| Madman914 |
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| Jan 19th, 2008 02:41 PM | ||
| MarioRPG | Wasn't there part where he gets stuck on a rock: lol | |
| Jan 19th, 2008 01:48 PM | ||
| dirtyxblondexdame |
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ROFL that sounds exactly right. |
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| Jan 19th, 2008 01:17 PM | ||
| jared | That's odd: I don't remember there being any explosions in Friday the 13th. In this version, Jason Vorhees is an asteroid on a collision course with the nudist camp on the moon; and a robot trucker named Bruce Willis has to drive to space and save the nude teens from both destruction and sexual frustration. | |
| Jan 19th, 2008 05:18 AM | ||
| dirtyxblondexdame |
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| Jan 19th, 2008 05:05 AM | ||
| Fat_Hippo | At least he didn't call an Uwe Boll film-fan. Now THAT would sting! | |
| Jan 18th, 2008 07:32 PM | ||
| Madman914 | There's no way in the deepest, darkest pits of Tartarus that it's considered " funnin' " when somebody accuses me of being even the likes of a simpleton who would consider a Micheal Bay film grand! It's just the most damnable,malign,confounded, shuddersome,spiteful, and malevolent thing to say my good man. With this I bid you good day. ......I said good day! "kid" ; | |
| Jan 18th, 2008 07:20 PM | ||
| jared | Don't take it like that, kid. I's just funnin' ya. It's my way. Gerry's heartbeat is on fire with the songs of singing song-birds. Find the movie in the center of the movie. Listen close and it'll wash over you. | |
| Jan 18th, 2008 07:09 PM | ||
| Madman914 | Ouch,man. So I didn't like a movie, that doesn't mean you have to go all apeshit on my opinion and call me a Micheal bay fan. Different people like different movies! You thought this movie was great, me, not so much. I respect that, even if you can't. | |
| Jan 18th, 2008 06:57 PM | ||
| jared | It's an intelligent film from a truly talented filmmaker. For you mush-brained, corn-eating, prummy-wagon-licking Spielbergotronic tasteless whale steaks and moose meat, there is always Michael Bay and the talentless noise he vomits onto celluloid. Good day, sir! | |
| Jan 18th, 2008 05:01 PM | ||
| Madman914 | I saw it a while back. Watched the first five minutes and went blind afterwards because I had to gouge my eyes. A film that consists of 95min. of walking and Matt demon can do that to a guy. | |
| Jan 17th, 2008 12:08 AM | ||
| Obscurus Lupa |
Gerry Anyone seen this movie? It's the worst movie I have ever seen and ever will see. It stars Matt Damen and his brother, and the only reason it was made was because Matt Damen was backing it. I will now tell you everything that happens from beginning until end, and leave nothing out: "Hey, I know a shortcut!" "Oh no, our car broke down. Guess we have to walk through the desert!" Walk through the desert. Shot of the scenery. Shot of them walking. "Oh look, animal tracks!" Don't follow the tracks. More walking. More scenery. Loooooong shot of the scenery. "Hey how'd I get on top of this huge rock?" "I don't know, jump down on this pile of dirt I made!" Does. "Wow, I think I broke my foot, but we're not gonna touch on THAT ever again!" More walking. Scenery. Walking. Scenery. Watch some paint dry for a while. More scenery. Yep, they're still walking. Isn't there anymore dialogue? No, because the other guy died and Matt Damen is getting into a van that was on the road like two feet away that they somehow didn't notice. The end. |
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