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Dec 11th, 2003 12:37 AM
Big Papa Goat You fuckin suck.
Dec 11th, 2003 12:17 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck
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Then I magically transformed my flowchart into a paragraph about the CIA sucking people's brains out of their assholes.
In your case, I think the ass would be the natural place to begin a brain extraction.
A lot of other organs get sucked out with the brains.
Dec 10th, 2003 05:18 PM
Ant10708 ZING!
Dec 10th, 2003 04:29 PM
kellychaos
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Then I magically transformed my flowchart into a paragraph about the CIA sucking people's brains out of their assholes.
In your case, I think the ass would be the natural place to begin a brain extraction.
Dec 9th, 2003 06:10 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck I wrote down "CIA" in the middle of a piece of paper, because all conspiracy theories involve the CIA. Then, I wrote down other random thing and drew arrows connecting them and shit like that. Then I magically transformed my flowchart into a paragraph about the CIA sucking people's brains out of their assholes.





OK, I didn't really do that.

The secret is experimenting with various mind-altering drugs, especially psychedelic drugs, and watching a lot of Sienfeld.
Dec 9th, 2003 06:01 PM
ranxer s&f where did you get this brain sucking story?
do you have a personal experience with this practice?

if you made it up.. well, lol, i am disturbed by what kids come up with these days.

if you did make it up what do you think are your influences for such an idea? do you listen to rush limbaugh, sean hannity or oh'riely?

they seem to have bizaare reasoning based on nothing rolled into a pill that americans are swallowing every day.
Dec 9th, 2003 05:56 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck Don't motherfucking swear, goddamnit!
Dec 9th, 2003 05:45 PM
Miss Modular DON'T FUCKING SWEAR
Dec 9th, 2003 05:28 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck My thumb doesn't have a cock, dipshit.
Dec 9th, 2003 04:10 PM
kellychaos The same one that's been screwing you for over three years.
Dec 9th, 2003 03:57 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck And whose cock would that be?
Dec 9th, 2003 03:53 PM
kellychaos The republicans fluffers are currently at work behind the scenes in preparation to reveal the largest cock ever in November.
Dec 9th, 2003 02:35 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck Cleverer than sucking people's brains out through their asshole.
Dec 9th, 2003 02:30 PM
mburbank Why, what a clever user name!
Dec 9th, 2003 02:29 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck The CIA is sucking people's brains out through their assholes! They stick a vacuum tube in yous asshole, then they turn on the suction, and then, wham! Your brain gets sucked out where the sun doesn't shine and then you become a vegetable. Not a vegetable that grows on a plant, but the kind that stares at the wall and drools. Only the Zionist Jews are being spared. All hail Cthulu.
Dec 8th, 2003 08:33 AM
ziggytrix the republicans and democrats are to political parties what mcdonald's and walmart are to corporations.
Dec 7th, 2003 06:07 PM
camacazio The current political administration's news coverage grip has been to strong for it's duration. I'm sick of political parties. We should have listened to George Washington and avoided them altogether.
Dec 7th, 2003 05:52 PM
Miss Modular
Re: MY BIG UNSUPPORTED CONSPIRACY THEORY

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These are prepping measures.
I spotted another one on TV. They're running Family Ties all weekend on TV Land. Family Ties was believed to be Reagan's favorite show (during his presidency, anyway).
Dec 6th, 2003 02:00 PM
mburbank They can get whoever was the chief physician to the Reagan during his presidency to examine the body. He had no problem keeping Reagan's Alzheimers from the nation, why would he scruple to lie about the exact timing or nature of his death?
Dec 5th, 2003 03:46 PM
kellychaos Methinks that they're going to speed up the timetalbe for redeployment from Iraq to coincide with the passing of the Gipper thus marking in the American minds the glory of the newly created "Republican Day" holiday to remind us all of the various accomplishments of the party.
Dec 5th, 2003 01:15 PM
The_Rorschach Its is a sad thing that the Democratic Party-goers adhere so strongly to Clinton.

It is even worse, however, that Republicans cling so tightly to Reagan.

Nearing the close of 1893 this country was considering weighty topics revolving around bimetallism and Platt's plan to unify New York against the will of the general populace. In 2003 our stooly President is concerned with plastic turkies and photo-ops.

Rather than giving speeches during their respective Conventions, politicians ought to be giving euologies this year.
Dec 5th, 2003 12:53 PM
The One and Only...
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So you think they will bump the poor old vegative bastard off, or just say they have?
Depends on who they can find to examine the body.
Dec 5th, 2003 12:45 PM
Protoclown These are interesting ideas, Max, and somewhat scary. If it turns out you're right I'm going to be freaked the fuck out.
Dec 5th, 2003 12:43 PM
mburbank So you think they will bump the poor old vegative bastard off, or just say they have?
Dec 5th, 2003 12:38 PM
The One and Only... I don't think Reagan is dead yet. I just think he will "unexpectantly" die during the Democratic National Convention.
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