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Sep 20th, 2010 11:32 PM
SGFAZ1 If I ever saw a Naked Pumpkin Man in my house, the first thing that would go through my mind would be a self-inflicted bullet.
Oct 25th, 2009 12:55 AM
HeadhuntingStickman THAT KID'S NAME IS HAPPY.
How friggin' diabolical are you to name your child Happy? That'll probably disturb the kid forever. No wonder he's become a gate-stealing delinquent.
Jul 11th, 2009 05:40 PM
Danny 4 Eyes The 'Death really doesn't know how to hold a cat comfortably' one had me in hysterics. I agree with many of the posters in the fact that Naked Pumpkin Man should be a feature for Halloween '09.
Oct 14th, 2008 06:41 PM
Tanuki These guys are gonna distract me from midterms...maybe they'll scare the professor into not giving the midterms. I know they disturb me O_o
Oct 11th, 2008 11:20 AM
Pandajuice Those playing cards on page 1 actually look pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having a set of those. Any clues on where to find them Rog?
Oct 9th, 2008 05:27 PM
Beardy Goodness Also, N.P.M. should become a vital portion of this site during Hallow e'en time.
Oct 9th, 2008 05:24 PM
Beardy Goodness By today's standards, Naked pumpkin man should have a show on MTV.

Where he dates perverted, preferably hydrocephalic cats who go "Oh no you di'int girl"!
way too much.
Oct 8th, 2008 02:25 AM
Dungeonbrownies some guy with makeup on his face feeling up a gal in the park? thats pretty filthy, even for todays standards.
Oct 8th, 2008 12:33 AM
Copper I, too, want a pumpkin with laser eyes for Hallowe'en.
Oct 7th, 2008 11:34 PM
HeroliciousDeBlanc that Scotsman is clearly being caught in the act with that pig.

And I like how the little girl's candle isn't reflected in the mirror even though her candle is clearly right in front of the training bra, as McFly classified it. You cannot change the laws of physics, Jim!

and I wish I was going as Naked Pumpkin Man for Halloween and hadn't spent all my money on being Scrooge McDuck. Maybe next year
Oct 7th, 2008 11:21 PM
Originally Posted by Sleazeappeal View Post
Image 7

"It's a cute little hypercephalic kitten."

not for this crowd, it ain't

none of the pumpkins look like the head of john muir, either
Oct 7th, 2008 08:09 PM
Julio While that cat with the oversized head is definitely creepier than any other character on the same card, it is still far away from surpassing the true evil that the naked pumpkin man is.
Oct 7th, 2008 05:42 PM
Sleazeappeal Image 7

"It's a cute little hypercephalic kitten."

Oct 7th, 2008 03:06 PM
El Sammo Perhaps one of the two little demons in that one card is really Azazel, in which case you have nothing to worry about! Unless, of course, it's the Azazel from that movie "Fallen" and not Isaac Asimov's Azazel...
Oct 7th, 2008 02:25 PM
poppers620 i actually know the history behind alot of these cards! i just read a book called Death Makes A Holiday and it talks about halloween culture. but in particular that one were you talked about the girl picking out her make up or blush.... those are actually three bowls... here is the story:

"its a divination game involving three bowls, on emepty, one with clear water, and one with soapy water or dirt. The blindfolded player would approach the bowls and dip her or his fingers into one. The clear water represented a virginal mate, the cloudy water or dirt represented damaged goods, and the empty one was the barren fate of a spinster or bachelor."

amazing huh? im available for parties people.
Oct 7th, 2008 12:21 PM
SPINAL Displayed are cards that nightmares are made of. Superb!
Oct 7th, 2008 11:27 AM
g_tonttu Man oh man...spooky stuf, they sure where twisted back in the day.

You should definetly do an article on NAKED PUMPKIN MAN...now that would be something to read :D
Oct 7th, 2008 09:42 AM
McFly I do not know why, but the “Wallop” cat reminds me of the Simpson’s cat Snowball (II).

The girl looks like she is burning a training bra on the coat rack. It must be a subliminal women’s lib card.

Naked pumpkin boy is just creepy!!!!

The guy behind the fence looks like he may be into leather or potentially bondage. Maybe he should hook up with the girl tied up eating apples.
Oct 7th, 2008 06:42 AM
Drunken_Lemur408 I loved the expression on Zombie Pumpkin boys face!
Oct 7th, 2008 06:33 AM
The Duke That bondage one was kinda hot...
Oct 7th, 2008 05:35 AM
Purple Man I often trip Scotsmen on Halloween.
Oct 7th, 2008 04:55 AM
Doctor_Who One time I had a fever and was on medication and I spent the day in bed reading a Little Nemo book.

The hallucinatory dreams I had were exactly like these cards.
Oct 7th, 2008 03:58 AM
greenimp it cant be a very lucky gate if people keep stealing it now can it?
Oct 7th, 2008 03:47 AM
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