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Apr 25th, 2006 10:32 PM
kahljorn Once upon a time
Apr 25th, 2006 09:44 PM
executioneer "hat guy" he says
Apr 25th, 2006 09:28 PM
kahljorn I have an interesting article on the "synthetic" ecological effects of chimpanzees, hat guy.
Apr 25th, 2006 09:19 PM
executioneer guys quit trying to make me like the politics forum
Apr 25th, 2006 08:05 PM
AChimp The only good human is a dead human!
Apr 25th, 2006 05:12 PM
mburbank Ape must never harm ape.

That's why they'll win.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:47 PM
kahljorn "As do I, but the aggressive poo-flinging stance is a concern."

In all honesty I think the aggressive poo-flinging stance is the only thing that will stay the same in america.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:18 PM
AChimp I think we'll all feel too good to care about that.
Apr 25th, 2006 04:17 PM
El Blanco
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It's the pro-masturbation platform that I like.
As do I, but the aggressive poo-flinging stance is a concern.
Apr 25th, 2006 03:41 PM
ItalianStereotype much like the silver surfer to galactus, chimp is the herald to the fall of man.
Apr 25th, 2006 03:22 PM
AChimp It's the pro-masturbation platform that I like.
Apr 25th, 2006 02:02 PM
El Blanco I do see the appeal in leadership than can eat a banana with its feet.
Apr 25th, 2006 01:35 PM
AChimp You're preaching to the choir, Max. I, for one, welcome the upcoming regime change.
Apr 25th, 2006 12:46 PM
mburbank i could link you to any number of threads.



Word to the wise. Side with the Chimps.
Apr 25th, 2006 12:42 PM
El Blanco What are you talking about, crackhead? I've never heard of something so ridiculous.
Apr 25th, 2006 12:35 PM
mburbank A civil war between CHIMPS AND HUMANS!!
Apr 25th, 2006 12:23 PM
El Blanco All Bush's fault.

And I thought Sierra Leone was on that "don't visit here" list the State Department has on account of that civil war raging there.
Apr 25th, 2006 11:53 AM
mburbank " The Americans were in Sierra Leone to help construct a new embassy building"

Dude, Politicized Chimps. It was only a matter of time. And really only a small differeence of degree.
Apr 25th, 2006 09:38 AM
AChimp
KILLER CHIMPS

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa....ap/index.html

FREETOWN, Sierra Leone (AP) -- Police hunted Monday for chimpanzees that escaped from a Sierra Leone preserve and mauled a group of local and American sightseers -- a rare attack that left one local man dead and at least four other people hospitalized.

The U.S. Embassy warned Americans against traveling to the Tacugama Chimpanzee Sanctuary, from where the chimps escaped before the Sunday attack on a taxicab filled with Americans and others.

The Sierra Leonean driver died as the chimps ripped his body apart and the three Americans were treated at a local hospital for minor injuries, a top police official, Oliver Somasa, said.

Another Sierra Leonean man in the group had his hand amputated after the primate mauling, Somasa said. U.S. officials had no further comment. The Americans were in Sierra Leone to help construct a new embassy building, Somasa said.

Armed police were searching Monday for 27 chimpanzees, Somasa said, while four other chimps had returned on their own accord to the reserve.

Somasa said it was unclear why the chimps attacked or how the chimps were able to flee the park.

Chimpanzee attacks are unusual but not unprecedented.

Two chimps that escaped from their cages in a California sanctuary severely mauled one man last year, injuring his genitals and limbs. A bystander shot the primates before they killed their victim.


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