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| Jan 26th, 2008 01:39 AM | ||
| Sethomas |
I just realized that I don't think I've ever had a truly French "haute cuisine" experience. Maybe I did when I went on a cruise in 1999, but I couldn't have appreciated it at the time beyond just being like, "oh, I guess this is what caviar tastes like". I mean, I lived for a month in France. I regularly drank coffee and maybe got a sandwich at two of the most famous restaurants in the world, which happen to be across the street from one another. But no, I never spent $90 on a single meal just to say I did so. I did spend about $30 on a glass of Dom Pérignon, but some things are essential, okay? |
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| Jan 26th, 2008 01:07 AM | ||
| executioneer | truffles are supposed to be fantastically delicious, but i've never tasted any so idk | |
| Jan 25th, 2008 10:49 PM | ||
| Dr. Octogonopus |
Yeah, though of wikipedia right after i posted that. I dunno why you'd want to eat them, they sound (and look) nasty. Apparently, the pigs are attracted to them because it smells like boar wang. Something like that. |
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| Jan 24th, 2008 09:22 PM | ||
| Tadao | Thanks, it was too much of a strain for me to search for it on google. | |
| Jan 24th, 2008 09:15 PM | ||
| executioneer | an underground mushroom | |
| Jan 24th, 2008 08:29 PM | ||
| Dr. Octogonopus | So, what is a black truffle? | |
| Jan 23rd, 2008 02:36 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
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| Jan 23rd, 2008 02:26 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
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| Jan 23rd, 2008 02:25 PM | ||
| executioneer |
hasnt trichinosis been all but eliminated in the US i'd be more worried about salmonella myself |
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| Jan 23rd, 2008 01:52 PM | ||
| Seven Force | yeah...fat people make me sick too | |
| Jan 23rd, 2008 12:23 PM | ||
| Sacks | What is the deal with truffles? Are they delicious or what? | |
| Jan 23rd, 2008 12:18 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
they probably haven't heard of trigonosis because it's actually called trichinosis. i don't think it has anything to do with how far they got in school 
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| Jan 22nd, 2008 09:00 PM | ||
| Sethomas |
Black truffles? I figured you were talking about a Pizza Hut or Quiznos franchise or something. "Yeah, would you like grated truffle on your meatball sub? Normally a few scratches of this would be worth more than your credit card balance, but the kindly people to whom we give the food you don't eat rewarded us with it. Err, forget I said that. You just happen to deserve it!" Seriously, what the shit. |
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| Jan 22nd, 2008 08:08 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING, HOLY SHIT Coos Bay is a boring, sluggish place to live, but it apparently has a use. The Pig People's pigs have started finding Black Fucking Truffles all over the place and giving them to us. |
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| Jan 7th, 2008 03:41 PM | ||
| Spruce Moose |
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| Jan 7th, 2008 02:38 PM | ||
| Tadao | Owner is stupid. Hi, I'm open to being sued! I would eat a handfull of your scraps to get sick and sue you for moneys. Dumb ass owner would probably sign something ahead of time saying it was ok for me to take the scraps. | |
| Jan 7th, 2008 01:07 PM | ||
| RaNkeri | Sounds like you're in a need of a cattle prod. | |
| Jan 7th, 2008 01:05 PM | ||
| Grislygus |
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We're told it's for pigslop, but I wouldn't be surprised if they ate it themselves. |
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| Jan 7th, 2008 12:48 PM | ||
| terrva | Soylent rinds is made of pig people! | |
| Jan 7th, 2008 12:25 PM | ||
| Neen |
Pig people are an essential part of our human ecosystem. It's not a glamorous life, I admit, but essential. |
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| Jan 7th, 2008 12:06 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia | Are you talking about a gang of alley cats? | |
| Jan 7th, 2008 12:04 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | what the hell do you do? | |
| Jan 7th, 2008 11:28 AM | ||
| Grislygus | You can type. Therefore, you are not needed for an apology. | |
| Jan 7th, 2008 11:23 AM | ||
| Mintrude | We're sorry. | |
| Jan 7th, 2008 11:16 AM | ||
| Grislygus |
I Hate You, Pig People. Never, ever, in my entire life, have I ever met a cluster of people who totally went above and beyond the stereotype. I loathe you all. You, the black haired, lumpy weeble of a woman. Do not show up three hours after closing and expect to get the food scraps. We are sweeping and scrubbing the floors. They've been sitting in buckets at room temperature for ten fucking hours. It's a biohazard, we're not gonna save it for you. Ever heard of trigonosis? No, you wouldn't have, because you didn't make it past middle school. You, the gangly retard who bragged that you all cut organs out of a still-living pig because none of you could figure out how to kill it. Or you, the fat guy who can turn his head a full twenty degrees farther than is humanly possible. And who can forget you, the chick who stood there, near tears, hiding by the front door for an hour because you could not figure out how to grab the scrap buckets, even after the owner, the cooks, the waiters, and I gently explained how to get up a stairway. I resent your existance. |
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