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| Nov 8th, 2004 12:32 PM | |
| ziggytrix |
An elf ranger is like a ninja, and ninjas are cool. All other elves can fuck off, unless they are hottie elf wenches. Something like that? Or should I have run it thru the aimspeek translator first? |
| Nov 6th, 2004 07:15 PM | |
| DamnthatDavid | heh, remember that time Gandalf said "Thou shall not pass" to the Balrog and then he fell? lol, that was some good times. |
| Nov 6th, 2004 04:10 PM | |
| liquidstatik | Buncha nerds. |
| Nov 6th, 2004 03:44 PM | |
| Emu |
this is the only place in the world where about one out of every 20 threads turns into a serious discussion and a thread about elves would be that one also, a treant could kill like 30 elves |
| Nov 6th, 2004 07:55 AM | |
| dreaddi |
I like their language. And their songs. I like hobbits best though. When I was little I wanted to marry Frodo 
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| Nov 6th, 2004 04:58 AM | |
| FS | This thread is GROSS |
| Nov 6th, 2004 03:48 AM | |
| davinxtk |
Superior balance, eyesight, fashion. Wisdom, etherial magic, shiny items. Beautiful language, beautiful locales, beautiful women. Cool names. The ears. That's what I find appealing about elves. I'm not much into fantasy, though, I prefer the interstellar brand of Sci-Fi. |
| Nov 6th, 2004 01:40 AM | |
| Supafly345 | What about Gelflings, whats up with that? |
| Nov 6th, 2004 01:27 AM | |
| McMock |
Drow are allright, I suppose. They're probably posers because they don't look tough at all. I think their badass image is good PR mostly. I still haven't heard any good reason why I should like the elves. Yeah, they're good with magic... big deal. They only use it for doing crap, like healing trees or showing the future. |
| Nov 6th, 2004 01:02 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips | GNOMES |
| Nov 6th, 2004 12:59 AM | |
| AChimp |
The only cool elves are the drow. 
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| Nov 6th, 2004 12:49 AM | |
| ArrowX | MAGIC MISSILE! *KAPWOW KSSSHOOWOOM* YOur dead Fatrinmowler. |
| Nov 5th, 2004 10:24 PM | |
| Burger Lord | I think it is the whole magical god like powers most elves seem to have. Since most dorks are tiny and wimpy they most likely imagine casting a few fireballs at bulleys and such all the time. |
| Nov 5th, 2004 07:35 PM | |
| Guitar Woman |
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| Nov 5th, 2004 07:33 PM | |
| DamnthatDavid |
Elves, my knowledge in Elvish lore is slight. I know what I know from LOTR, Discworld, and WarCraft. Same with Dwarves. Both species are Minorities. They just don't get it on as much as humans do. Maybe seeing how both species live long lives, and they just get bored with sex. Or maybe, that most Elves look like women, and all dwarves look like men, that they have to much trouble trying to figure out what sex is which, and just forget about the entire reproduction thing. I wonder... If you happened upon a Elf Guy raping a Dwarf Women, would you think it's rape? I mean, come on. From a distance it would look like a guy being raped by a girl, and is that so bad? Naga Rule |
| Nov 5th, 2004 06:49 PM | |
| HickMan | Video gamz |
| Nov 5th, 2004 06:45 PM | |
| ArrowX | making toys to pawn off for Halo 2 money. |
| Nov 5th, 2004 06:34 PM | |
| HickMan |
What Santa's elfs?  Those are the only elfs that are good for something.
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| Nov 5th, 2004 06:25 PM | |
| Jeanette X |
 
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| Nov 5th, 2004 06:22 PM | |
| ArrowX |
 "So what's the deal with elves and shit?" |
| Nov 5th, 2004 06:21 PM | |
| kahljorn | I thought people liked them cause they make kickass spell casters. In alot of fantasyesque scenarios ONLY elves can use magic. |
| Nov 5th, 2004 06:13 PM | |
| Dixie | yeah what he said. like totally. |
| Nov 5th, 2004 06:10 PM | |
| Immortal Goat |
I, myself, like both elves and dwarves, and just about anything else fatasy oriented. But as for why I like elves, it is because they do not give a shit. Unless killed by outside forces, they are immortal. They have seen it all before, so why care about anything. Until you actually insult one. They are good hand to hand fighters, and they are good with ranged weapons. In essence, the perfectly rounded fighter. Hell, they even have magical abilities. As for what they do all day, I really don't think they do anything in particular. Remember, they have been alive for hundreds of years. It isn't that all they care about doing is sitting in trees and writing poetry or songs, but that it seems that that is all that is new to them. They have done practically every profession, and once you do that many jobs, song writing seems to be the most consistantly original thing to do. |
| Nov 5th, 2004 06:05 PM | |
| sadie | dwarves don't like to bathe, and they can't remember which bed is theirs. leprechauns are a type of elf. i like leprechauns 'cause they like marshmallows like i do. |
| Nov 5th, 2004 05:28 PM | |
| Dixie | i think elves are supposed to be kinda like humans and do what they want. i think of them as super tall hippies. |
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