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| Nov 3rd, 2005 05:00 PM | ||
| Dixie |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 04:53 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice | I know there hollow words but dumping a body behind a abortion clinic is probably the least subtle place to do it, mainly because there is virtually always a protest somewhere in the vecinity of an abortion clinic. | |
| Nov 3rd, 2005 04:48 PM | ||
| Johnny Couth |
Oh sorry man, I had her shave that off. Yeah, I am honored though. It's interesting that you are attracted to people with mustaches though. |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 04:33 PM | ||
| Dixie |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 04:21 PM | ||
| MLE | Excellent comeback! | |
| Nov 3rd, 2005 04:17 PM | ||
| Johnny Couth |
Sorry, I didn't realize it was so big. You're going to rape someone and dump them behind an abortion clinic I guess. |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 04:16 PM | ||
| Dixie | By what? Obviously you have never seen my 80 ft penis of doom. | |
| Nov 3rd, 2005 03:53 PM | ||
| Johnny Couth | You're going to get raped and dumped behind an abortion clinic. | |
| Nov 3rd, 2005 03:49 PM | ||
| Dixie | I hope you choke on a Milk Dud. | |
| Nov 3rd, 2005 02:50 PM | ||
| Johnny Couth |
I was a Muslim Extremest. I had a mask, a robe, and a toy gun made out of metal. I was shocked out how realistic it looked, I thought someone was going to shoot me. My friends, my girlfriend, and I were driving around, and I was screaming infidels and pretending to shoot people as went by them if they were walking. Then we went door to door trick or treating. One Iraq Veteran was yelling and swearing at me, so I called him an infidel and pretended to shoot him, then I ran away screaming Allah. One girl thought that I was dangerous and yelled for her kids to go inside when I was walking up, then asked what the f*** I was and if that gun was really loaded. Then I concluded the night by chasing kids down the street screaming Allah, a couple of them cried. This is all a very true story, if I can get a picture of me in costume this weekend I'll post it. I fucking love Halloween. |
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| Nov 3rd, 2005 12:27 PM | ||
| Dupes | I went trick or treating to a few houses dressed in a yellow afro, elvis glasses. an acapulco shirt, and a crappy sports jacket from the 70's I bought at the local salvation army. When people asked what I was, I would tell them, "That guy from the show Chips." or if they were old, "I'm Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca." The funny thing is they would say, "Oh yeah, that's what you are!" in an attempt to hurry my ass out of their lawn. | |
| Nov 1st, 2005 04:42 PM | ||
| Dr. V |
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And it was made with liquid latex, toilet paper, makeup, and blood. |
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| Nov 1st, 2005 02:58 PM | ||
| Sacks |
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| Nov 1st, 2005 02:23 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
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| Nov 1st, 2005 01:40 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | I had a fruit hat, and a sexy orange dress. I went a bad party that had atleast one person who lost his keys crying about how he needs to get some money to see his dying mother. And a person in a giant chicken suit. And at least a dozen sluts. But one really good Leeloo. | |
| Nov 1st, 2005 03:49 AM | ||
| Dr. V |
Heres what I was. Call it what you will.   BTW, the Willie costume fuggin rocks! |
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| Nov 1st, 2005 02:43 AM | ||
| Zomboid |
I downed a couple beers so I would be able to stand the fucking people at school and put on some sunglasses, grabbed a stick and my sister's puppy and pretended to be a blind man for the costume contest 
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| Nov 1st, 2005 01:57 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
haha, ArrowX you the best.  I wore my Dad's old vietnam era Military Uniform, with black tank, and red bandana. I also had a nerf gun. One of them cool new types with the spinning barrel. |
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| Nov 1st, 2005 12:08 AM | ||
| ArrowX |
I was a hardcore swat guy, and my friend was a greasy 50's dude. Then we sped around an open field in a shitty micra and broke the shocks on a jum  I'm now playing Sodier of fortune and eating candy :O |
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| Oct 31st, 2005 10:22 PM | ||
| King Hadas |
Oh man it's like I'm seeing double, MLE's even doing that creepy thing you do with your eyes. I was going to go as Dhalsim but I waited tell the last minute and couldn't get a hold of three skull heads and a bald cap so I went as bruce lee instead, I just walked around without a shirt on and let out a high pitched scream every couple of seconds, I got third place in a costume contest :O |
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| Oct 31st, 2005 10:00 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
I wanted to crash a party as a shirt ninja and throw paper shurikens at people, but my hair was being all gay and I couldn't get the shirt to stay on my head. Of course, the night is still young, and chances are the keg is still full. If I could find a ponty straw hat, I could go as a black mage.
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| Oct 31st, 2005 09:57 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
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| Oct 31st, 2005 09:51 PM | ||
| DJ Potatoe |
For the record... I pointed the sword at everyone who answered the door and yelled: "Trick or treat!?....Trick OR Treat!?!?....ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!" |
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| Oct 31st, 2005 09:49 PM | ||
| Comrade Rocket | I loled at OJB with the sword | |
| Oct 31st, 2005 09:40 PM | ||
| DamnthatDavid | Uncanny! | |
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