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Jul 20th, 2003 12:29 PM
Mockery Hahah ok next time I do it I'll have Re take a picture of me playing guitar while stretching. Just for you Helm. :heart
Jul 20th, 2003 11:58 AM
Helm
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Yeh, basically it's for martial arts so I can stretch out my legs really good. I'm already pretty flexible, but this thing will have me doin full splits in no time. And yeah the steering wheel thing rules cuz you can pretend it's a weird go cart. Actually, I've found the most relaxing thing to do is to just sit down on it and play guitar while my legs are getting stretched out really well.
PICTURES
Jul 20th, 2003 11:50 AM
Mockery
Re: "Thats a very thoughtful question"

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Originally Posted by teenage witch b!tch
Hmmmm...that looks dangerous. Nice pic btw.
Nah, it's only dangerous if you have a huge guy named Guido strap you into it and then he turns the crank until you tell him where the 15 grand you owe him is. Happened to me last night and fuck are my legs ever sore.

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Does the shirt say "Bad Religion, No Control" cause thats pretty funny if it does
Yes indeed, BR will always be one of my favorite bands.
Jul 20th, 2003 03:04 AM
Command Prompt Does the shirt say "Bad Religion, No Control" cause thats pretty funny if it does
Jul 20th, 2003 02:35 AM
teenage witch b!tch
"Thats a very thoughtful question"

Hmmmm...that looks dangerous. Nice pic btw.
Jul 20th, 2003 02:28 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Carnivore
They had those at the place I used to take Kung Fu. They really are quite cool. I miss being able to do full splits. I can't even touch my toes anymore
You should buy one then man... they work great (as you know) and they're not too expensive especially if you buy 'em on eBay. They sell brand new on eBay for like 100+ bux less than they do at regular martial arts supply places. And hell, with all the hours you work I'm sure afford one. :P
Jul 20th, 2003 12:50 AM
Ninjavenom What kinda Kung Fu?
Jul 20th, 2003 12:33 AM
Carnivore They had those at the place I used to take Kung Fu. They really are quite cool. I miss being able to do full splits. I can't even touch my toes anymore
Jul 20th, 2003 12:28 AM
Zero Signal I have a Gazelle that is really nice for no-impact cardio workouts to burn calories.
Jul 19th, 2003 11:02 PM
Cosmo Electrolux out
you go out
so far out
and do the Mudshark, baby...
Jul 19th, 2003 02:01 PM
Mockery Thanks :P

Frankly, I'm amazed there haven't already been several Photoshopping attempts made on it.
Jul 19th, 2003 01:45 PM
Jeanette X Rog, that picture is so funny!
Jul 19th, 2003 10:37 AM
kellychaos We used to use a similiar device when I wrestled in high school for flexibility. In wrestling, flexibility is just as or more important than strength because strength=muscle and muscle=weight which doesn't help when you're usually trying to keep to the lower weight classes. I found out at an early age that bragging to the girls that you can stick your legs behind your head is, in general, not the most macho thing to do. :/
Jul 19th, 2003 10:30 AM
Mockery Phh. I can do that with a little room and some free time

Anybody can stretch out, this thing just makes it easier to hold and gives you results a lot faster.

Anyway, I used to have a sit 'n spin. Those things fucking RULED! I should modify this thing so it can do that while it stretches my legs. Maybe if I spun fast enough I would fly! :o

Mock, post pictures of you riding that little bike!

Or is that Doopa's.


Yeah that's Doopa's dirt bike. It's called "The Mud Shark".

:mud
:shark
:mudshark

-RoG-
Jul 19th, 2003 08:55 AM
AChimp Mock, post pictures of you riding that little bike!

Or is that Doopa's. :/
Jul 19th, 2003 04:34 AM
Dole Erm...something about 'driving me nuts'.
Jul 19th, 2003 03:50 AM
Poxpower Hum... what happened to just using gravity?
Jul 19th, 2003 02:34 AM
Schimid LOL. I just got a vision that that's actually a sit 'n spin, and if you spin the wheel, you spin around at breakneck speeds.
Jul 19th, 2003 02:33 AM
Geggy I almost thought the purpose of the steering wheel was to spin yourself. Just like the toy I had when I was little. I'd just sit on it and turn the steering wheel to send me spinning until I puked.
Jul 19th, 2003 02:28 AM
Ninjavenom Phh. I can do that with a little room and some free time, and i don't have to pay three installments of only $29.95. Bet that wheel makes a pretty bodacious cupholder, though.

Edit: Christ, you have clean floors! That room looks so clean that even a dirty word hasn't been in there! Envy.
Jul 19th, 2003 02:12 AM
CastroMotorOil Canada dry ginger ale is tasty stuff.
Jul 19th, 2003 02:08 AM
Mockery Yeh, basically it's for martial arts so I can stretch out my legs really good. I'm already pretty flexible, but this thing will have me doin full splits in no time. And yeah the steering wheel thing rules cuz you can pretend it's a weird go cart. Actually, I've found the most relaxing thing to do is to just sit down on it and play guitar while my legs are getting stretched out really well.
Jul 19th, 2003 12:55 AM
mew barios oo adduction machine. you'll be crushing people to death with your groin in no time. :o
Jul 19th, 2003 12:54 AM
Esuohlim You could pretend to drive the thing to ease the pain...why else would they include a steering wheel?
Jul 19th, 2003 12:53 AM
Schimid LOL. It has a steering wheel.
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