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Apr 1st, 2005 05:31 PM
Rongi all my girlfriends made me feel like shit and have petty jealousy
Apr 1st, 2005 05:24 PM
MLE well, maybe you're just a slut
Apr 1st, 2005 04:46 PM
AChimp My girlfriends wore me out emotionally and made me feel bad about myself.
Mar 31st, 2005 11:08 PM
Mr. Vagiclean mine has no fucking HEAD and can't GIVE NONE GET ITA AY FUCKKALLA LLYALLS
Mar 31st, 2005 09:53 PM
Supafly345 Its been a while since I have had a girlfriend, frankly because I have been piss broke for the past 8 months. And the last I can remember she was pretty awesome, untill it turned out she was a little wimpy woman who couldn't handle my onslaught of verbal abuse. It seems I am a bad boyfriend who gets good girlfriends.
Mar 31st, 2005 09:09 PM
DemonAngel55@hotmail eh, yeah it is. i didn't realize i did it til they approved it,and then when i asked for another one without the @hotmail, they haven't replied back. Oh well.
Mar 30th, 2005 11:36 PM
N00bKill3R What I love about my girlfriend:

"Can I borrow these ::holds up Evil Dead and Cannibal! The Musical:: tonight?"

She's so great
Mar 30th, 2005 10:34 PM
executioneer i'm gonna hit myself too dont worry!
Mar 30th, 2005 10:32 PM
Emu ok i understand
Mar 30th, 2005 10:30 PM
executioneer i might have to just to be fair
Mar 30th, 2005 10:29 PM
Emu even me ;-;
Mar 30th, 2005 10:28 PM
executioneer i would like to hit everyone in this thread with a baseball bat
Mar 30th, 2005 10:23 PM
Emu is your name your e-mail address
Mar 30th, 2005 10:23 PM
DemonAngel55@hotmail Ok, well i am a girl so i want to put what is great about my baby.

He loves me!!(woot woot)

He's put up with my stupid ass for a year and a half non stop.

He's a goofball and makes me laugh.

We had a cake decorating competition once and his was better then mine. Haha.

He knows how to make me smile.

He buys me expensive things ( lots of people think i'm only with him because of his money. But in all actuality, there was a period of a few months where he was a dishwasher at a local restaurant and i didn't care that we had no money. So booya.)

He's the greatest lover i've ever had.

He's the only guy i've been with that looks fabulous naked.

He thinks i'm special and I love spending time with him. He is my world :-D

He wants to marry me someday and make babies and stuff.

ok i think i'm done. lol.

Sorry to intrude fellas. [/i]
Mar 27th, 2005 09:37 PM
the_dudefather i gotta believe!
Mar 27th, 2005 01:15 PM
Immortal Goat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schimid
I once had an awesome girlfriend that loved video games. She bet me dinner one time, saying that I couldn't beat a level in Parappa The Rapper 2 while she was giving me a blowjob.

She beat me and I had to pay for the steakhouse.
We can do it, just keep your eyes upon the prize.
We can do it, you and I if we try to fly.
We can do it, just keep your eyes upon the prize.
We can do it, just keep your eyes upon the prize.
Mar 27th, 2005 12:39 PM
Schimid I once had an awesome girlfriend that loved video games. She bet me dinner one time, saying that I couldn't beat a level in Parappa The Rapper 2 while she was giving me a blowjob.

She beat me and I had to pay for the steakhouse.
Mar 27th, 2005 03:09 AM
soundtest mine is the greatest. i told her that under no circumstances whatsoever can i be in a relationship and she is totally cool with it, benefits intact and no strings attached.
Mar 27th, 2005 02:47 AM
Royal Tenenbaum My girlfriend makes me play Eternal Darkness. My girlfriend bakes me cookies. My girlfriend is a pure sweetheart and I'm lucky. There are a million other reasons she's awesome, but I'm too tired.
Mar 27th, 2005 02:36 AM
Immortal Goat Mine's pretty awesome, I must say. She loves videogames, a lot of heavy metal music, and has a great sense of humor. We're going on 4 years together nonstop, and we are actually planning on getting married someday.
Mar 27th, 2005 01:45 AM
Big McLargehuge my baby is awesome, she rocks my world
Mar 26th, 2005 04:55 PM
LacrimansTaurne I myself now have one, a certain young woman from the boards. She kicks my ass at videogames and has great taste in music and has a good sense of humor and and and and and... rawr.
Once we solve the distance issue, life will be pretty sweet.
Mar 23rd, 2005 05:52 PM
Mr. Vagiclean
Mar 23rd, 2005 11:55 AM
soundtest SAME PROBLEM HERE SO NOW I AM FUCKING THEM IN GROUPS OF TEN I THINK I HAVE FOUND SOME POTENTIAL KEEPERS I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED
Mar 23rd, 2005 11:36 AM
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