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Sep 25th, 2004 04:38 PM
ziggytrix You should have said "my intention is to be a geek on the internet"
Sep 25th, 2004 01:56 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
OAO, this whole thread reminds me of your "OMG! She flirted with me on the bus!" thread. I'm not sure if that was the intention but it does bring back fond memories of your first public hazing. You're eating your boogers fight now, aren't you?
No.

And actually, my intention was to be humorous by posting with a serious air in an obviously unserious thread.
Sep 25th, 2004 12:27 PM
kellychaos Get rid of it! The first thing they look for in a crime is DNA evidence.
Sep 25th, 2004 12:23 PM
Captain Goodtimes You let it dry, it gives you a thicker coat.
Sep 25th, 2004 12:21 PM
FS guys what do you do when you cum all over yourself

do you clean it up or what
Sep 25th, 2004 12:08 PM
kellychaos OAO, this whole thread reminds me of your "OMG! She flirted with me on the bus!" thread. I'm not sure if that was the intention but it does bring back fond memories of your first public hazing. You're eating your boogers fight now, aren't you?
Sep 25th, 2004 12:07 PM
mew barios trust me, i know.
Sep 25th, 2004 12:01 PM
The One and Only... She wasn't African or a robot.

Also, to clarify for HickMan, the only reason fat makes your dick smaller is due to the fact that more fat covers it up. That's why it gets bigger when you lose weight.
Sep 25th, 2004 04:33 AM
DamnthatDavid If it true love, go for it man, go all the way.
Set the house on fire, and then go rescue her after she passes out from the smoke.
Passing out means she wants you.
Sep 25th, 2004 04:30 AM
FS ok its never gonna work out im thinking pills or a gun what do u say
Sep 25th, 2004 04:29 AM
FS its true love i know it fuck you man
Sep 25th, 2004 04:28 AM
FS but its september
Sep 25th, 2004 04:25 AM
Captain Goodtimes I think it's just a summer fling.
Sep 25th, 2004 04:23 AM
FS guys i think she just sent the police 2 my house cause i said id kill her, u know, so shed know how much i care

i think im gonna stand under her bedroom window tonight and whail her name, what do u think
Sep 24th, 2004 11:19 PM
HickMan ick
Sep 24th, 2004 07:20 PM
Anonymous
Quote:
Originally Posted by FS
was she a robot
Worse, she was AFRICAN :<
Sep 24th, 2004 04:57 PM
HickMan HOLY CRAP YOU JUST GOT TO SECOND BASE LUCKY
Sep 24th, 2004 04:11 PM
FS was she a robot
Sep 24th, 2004 04:03 PM
The One and Only... I had a girl wink at me today, and she made that wierd click sound with her tongue.
Sep 24th, 2004 01:46 PM
hawaiian mage No no, you got it backwards. Kill everyone else.
Sep 24th, 2004 04:36 AM
FS i think id better kill myself tho
Sep 23rd, 2004 05:33 PM
Supafly345 Put some melted chocolate bars in her folder, then laugh when she opens it. That is probably the best way to let her know you are feeling all these things about her, and if she rolls her eyes then she gets it and you should start following her aroun-- I mean going out with her so everybody knows you are the man. Be sure to leave her loving gifts of tacks on her seat and used gum in her hair, pinch her if she asks you to stop, and give her pet names like "fatty" and "pizzaface." These will help the relationship last longer.

If the relationship progresses to satisfactory, you may even want to trip her at graduation. Then you'll be engaged.
Sep 23rd, 2004 04:41 PM
adeptninja woman like doing stuff like laundry and cooking so....just drop your dirty clothes off for her at the mall.
Sep 23rd, 2004 04:39 PM
ThisIsWitty pimp dat ho

4 realz
Sep 23rd, 2004 04:26 PM
Captain Goodtimes Try Rape, Rape Solves everything.
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