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Mar 11th, 2003 06:24 PM
Captain Robo Bumpy Bumperton should be called "The Thread Necromancer" instead... but... your way is good too.
Mar 11th, 2003 04:12 PM
FartinMowler Most noobies have never touched a booby and I doubt they would know how caste is spelled. Your so smart Chojin.
Mar 11th, 2003 04:12 PM
Rongi Yeah
Mar 11th, 2003 04:11 PM
Anonymous I don't think you 'got it.'
Mar 11th, 2003 04:09 PM
Rongi Edited out because it was GAY
Mar 11th, 2003 04:06 PM
Les Waste NEWBIES HUH, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
Mar 11th, 2003 04:05 PM
Anonymous "Caste."

Figures a newbie would make a mistake like that.
Mar 11th, 2003 03:23 PM
FartinMowler I remember Jamesman giving me a #7 a while back and in my case I think that If I was to become less antagonistic I would be ignored and would be one of the more boring members. I really don't think that it matters what I type most people like to attack me. I like Jamesman and this list is funny but also somewhat jaded and reeks of a warped cast system to weed out members that might not suit his taste in character. Everybody is different sometimes it takes time to build up confidence in dealing with other people.
Mar 11th, 2003 02:45 PM
The Unseen I spy a newbie
Mar 11th, 2003 12:12 PM
I.M.Jaded Well, I guess this really is dead then.

Mar 9th, 2003 02:07 PM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by Jamesman
Bumpy Bumpertonl the newbie who RESPONDS TO CLEARLY-DEAD THREADS.

yep, that would be me on the old board.
Mar 9th, 2003 01:29 PM
I.M.Jaded
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by I.M.Jaded
You gotta let this go on man. There's a whole lot other type of newbies you can make fun of.

Take me for example. Or, Matt Harty (what a name by the way, how white can you get?)
Speak for yourself dumbass.
You are a pathetic loser. I have seen you lurking around the message board, and I have finally come to the conclusion that your very existence is a waste of vital oxygen supplies. I just wanted to take this opportunity to formally declare my disgust with you. Please, in the interest of humanity, die soon.

LOL! APRAL FOOLZ!!!111
Mar 9th, 2003 12:34 PM
Les Waste Clueless Clark and (red)X-Man are both #7, so really there are nine different types.

Mar 9th, 2003 11:45 AM
James Saying your opinion doesn't matter, and that I'm better than you is completely different from saying you're not even memorable in any way, shape, or form.

If you don't post for 3 days, I'll forget all about you again. :/
Mar 9th, 2003 11:32 AM
JeefGyle
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This guy thinks he's God's gift to these boards. Everyone else is worthless shit whose opinions don't matter (usually because their opinions include "you're a dickhead"). With their holier-than-though attitude, they strut around the board attacking anyone who they've had run-ins with in other threads (usually about how much of a dickhead he is). This is a severe case; one that can keep a person in Newbie status for years.


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Jeef, I'm sure I'd have something to say in response to that, if I even knew what you were. Don't get me wrong, I recognize the name and all, but you're just another non-memorable user. Therefore, I have no direct response towards you, because I never bothered to know anything about you to use in this response.
Mar 9th, 2003 11:23 AM
James Jeef, I'm sure I'd have something to say in response to that, if I even knew what you were. Don't get me wrong, I recognize the name and all, but you're just another non-memorable user. Therefore, I have no direct response towards you, because I never bothered to know anything about you to use in this response.

As for the Newbie Types, I'm sure I could squeeze out one or two more (like Bumpy Bumpertonl the newbie who RESPONDS TO CLEARLY-DEAD THREADS). But this has run its course and is over with. But be sure to check out my future installments of Jamesman Presents.
Mar 9th, 2003 11:15 AM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by I.M.Jaded
You gotta let this go on man. There's a whole lot other type of newbies you can make fun of.

Take me for example. Or, Matt Harty (what a name by the way, how white can you get?)
Speak for yourself dumbass.
Mar 9th, 2003 11:00 AM
JeefGyle I dont consider Jamesman a newbie, but he fits into "Newbie #4: Dickhead".

Before I even read this thread, just with the title "Jameman Presents" I knew it was going to be newbie bashing
Mar 9th, 2003 10:27 AM
I.M.Jaded You gotta let this go on man. There's a whole lot other type of newbies you can make fun of.

Take me for example. Or, Matt Harty (what a name by the way, how white can you get?)
Mar 9th, 2003 09:42 AM
Matt Harty We're number 9!
Mar 9th, 2003 08:22 AM
Spectre X what type am I?
Mar 9th, 2003 07:17 AM
I.M.Jaded Oh my fucking god.

Why didn't you continue? This thread has truly made my day. Can you make more?
Feb 23rd, 2003 05:03 PM
James How did this get buried?

Newbie #9: Uncle Uncreative


This person uses the following forms of communication:

-Describing how a person or people are gay
-Making HILARIOUS nickname for a person's user name (Lamesman, Choadlick, Less Waste, MrsAdventure, etc)
-Calling your mom a whore

And I don't mean on occasion. I mean this is all they are able to do. This is it. Take a look, cuz this is it. And that's it. Right there, it's it. That's all there is. It's it. And that's that. I mean it.

The problem with these people... well fuck, isn't it obvious? And unfortunately since this is it, there's not much to work with when attempting to put them in their place (probably why they do it). So instead of trying a direct attack, just make up your own little characteristics about them. Wether it be that they eat babies, or have little gnomes living in their fat rolls, just make something up, and that use it non stop. Illustrations of said characteristic is a must.

If you are a Newbie Type #8, the least you can do is come up with something original or - dare I say it - funny. You'll still be a retarded annoying halfwit, but at least you'll be original.
Feb 19th, 2003 08:31 PM
James I fixed ANNOUNCO's pic. I'd also like to thank crazyass13 for taking the time to register on this board fore the sole purpose of bitching to me about the added bandwidth of his one picture. I've never signle-handedly destroyed a website before.
Feb 19th, 2003 02:21 PM
James I didn't see the Daisyhead comments until just now.

Anyway, Newbie #4 wasn't based on her/it. It's actually based on someone who's been on these forums for quite some time (hence, the comments in my first post about people being newbies for years).

Can you guess who? If you can, you must be ROYALLY intelligent.

Anyway, I'll probably do a couple more tonight.

Oh, and if you copy the URL of the red X picture, you'll get a super-good happy treat!
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