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Jul 6th, 2009 04:17 PM
executioneer i set many things on fire, much success
Jul 5th, 2009 11:12 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Hung out with some guy....he was really fucking annoying so I ditched him and went drinking with friends. Then I watched Gran Torino twice.
Jul 5th, 2009 09:52 PM
Fathom Zero
Jul 5th, 2009 02:04 PM
Fathom Zero I hung out with friends and got sloshed. We blew up a bucket that we were throwing water bombs in. I sat out in the rain and now I think I have pneumonia.
Jul 5th, 2009 11:44 AM
elx i spent the day trying to stay single and babysitting both small children and drunken adults.

happy belated 4th!
Jul 5th, 2009 12:02 AM
MLE I got a migrane and couldn't go to the parade that the rest of my family went to. Sucked.
Jul 4th, 2009 11:25 PM
Tadao No no, they were justified in their actions.
Jul 4th, 2009 11:23 PM
ZeldaQueen I didn't say that. That was their rationale. I myself found them extremely cute. Small wonder Lewis and Clark caught one for Thomas Jefferson (true story).
Jul 4th, 2009 11:21 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
Apparently they were pretty annoying though.
Oh, well then it's ok then.
Jul 4th, 2009 08:03 PM
ZeldaQueen Agreed. Apparently they were pretty annoying though. My brother's strategy (which was much kinder) was to throw a rock just past them and they'd chase it, thinking it was food.
Jul 4th, 2009 07:41 PM
Kitsa that's....sort of mean
Jul 4th, 2009 07:25 PM
ZeldaQueen
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My uncles, both in the military, collected color military-grade smokebombs one year and put them down groundhog holes.
Sounds like something my dad and uncles would do. My dad was just out in Nevada and hit a prairie dog with a rock when it kept begging for food.
Jul 4th, 2009 03:37 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I need to track down these death beans and put them to good hilarity.
Jul 4th, 2009 02:59 PM
Big McLargehuge I am going to get drunk by 5 on mescal. Then i am going to ride my bike around and light bottle rockets and firecrackers. On a side note, has anybody ever gotten the magnesium covered garbonzo beans from mexico? they are coated in magnesium and something else that allows it to, when it hits the ground, ignite into a blazing (800 degree +) little ball that bounces around wildly.
Jul 4th, 2009 01:16 PM
Kitsa My uncles, both in the military, collected color military-grade smokebombs one year and put them down groundhog holes. I'm not going to say I endorsed it, but there was a stunning parade of rainbow colored groundhogs dashing madly all over the hillside. They're so greasy the pigment in the smoke stuck to their fur.
Jul 4th, 2009 12:38 PM
LordSappington We're going to have a paint fight, and then mustard bomb this guy's house. Should be fun.
Jul 4th, 2009 10:53 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost There were some decent lookers but there were only two that performed. Not worth the 2 hour wait at the bar. It was supposed to go on at 10, so we pregames in the p-lot at 9. It was delayed until midnight and they were only on stage for like 15 mins. Hopefully tonight will be more eventful.
Jul 4th, 2009 10:32 AM
Kitsa There are lots of hefty, unattractive women who think they're Bettie Page
Jul 4th, 2009 09:01 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I went to a Bettie Page Stripteasers contest last night. It wasn't so great.
Jul 4th, 2009 03:40 AM
executioneer I BOUGHT 330 DOLLARS WORTH OF FIREWORKS, AWWW YEAHHHH :barryandlevon
Jul 3rd, 2009 06:32 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
I'm having a pool party tonight in Houston.

YES YOU'RE ALL INVITED BUT IT'S BYOB OK?

TOMORROW WE ARE GOING TO REPEAT THIS BUT WE ARE DOING A MEXICAN BBQ AND HAVING MORE PPL. YES YER INVITED AGAIN IMOCKERY FRANDS.

PS MUSTACHES ARE ENCOURAGED
I'LL BE THERE, BRAW! FIST BUMP THAT SHIT!
Jul 3rd, 2009 06:13 PM
Kitsa There's a fantastic view of our city's fireworks from my dad's office, and a couple of years ago we sat in air-conditioned comfort and enjoyed. My dad is out of town this year and I don't think they'd just let his kid in his office (I don't blame them), so we have to fight for a spot in his company's parking lot to sit there.

One year when I was working the ER, we had this teenager come in with his fingers blown off. He was a foreign exchange student, lighting (possibly illegal) firecrackers with the host kids when a bee landed on him. He'd just lit an M80 or something and completely forgot he was holding it as he ducked and swatted at the bee.

Can you imagine making that call? "Uh, yeah, about your kid we were supposed to be watching...he kind of disfigured himself for life."

From what I remember, they were actually able to reconstruct his hand fairly well. The family sent pictures in a thank-you letter.
Jul 3rd, 2009 05:41 PM
ZeldaQueen Drop in on my aunt, uncle, and cousins' place. See if I can get my cousins and brother to MST3k-ize Titanic: The Animated Movie on YouTube.
Jul 3rd, 2009 05:33 PM
executioneer MY PLANS ARE SET A THING ON FIRE
Jul 3rd, 2009 05:28 PM
MattJack I'm having a pool party tonight in Houston.

YES YOU'RE ALL INVITED BUT IT'S BYOB OK?

TOMORROW WE ARE GOING TO REPEAT THIS BUT WE ARE DOING A MEXICAN BBQ AND HAVING MORE PPL. YES YER INVITED AGAIN IMOCKERY FRANDS.

PS MUSTACHES ARE ENCOURAGED
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