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Dec 11th, 2006 01:57 AM
liquidstatik groooss
Dec 7th, 2006 12:57 AM
Sethomas I once joined a group called on Facebook called "I Made Out With Lauren". It referred to two specific Laurens and right now it has 15 members, but I remember it used to have over 20. See, my old school had these parties that were hosted by the Vegans where you just went and basically stuck your tongue in any mouth that would talk to you. Both Laurens would go to these.

I remember one time I stopped counting beers/people at 12/8. Yeah, it's gross, but nerds need their own brand of lovin'.
Dec 6th, 2006 09:16 PM
Jixby Phillips uh yeah i didnt know she was gross when you started this thread

uh even if she isnt moving stay away, yuck
Dec 6th, 2006 06:34 PM
Azrael
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Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
okay so she was all "im so embarassed!" this morning. i guess they were playin spin the bottle, so that might count. but even when they weren't playing she was all loud as fuck and wavin her tounge in everyones mouth ;<

i think i give up on this sl*t
That would be your best bet, unless you want to find out first hand what SuperAIDS is.
Dec 6th, 2006 04:38 PM
liquidstatik okay so she was all "im so embarassed!" this morning. i guess they were playin spin the bottle, so that might count. but even when they weren't playing she was all loud as fuck and wavin her tounge in everyones mouth ;<

i think i give up on this sl*t
Dec 6th, 2006 02:32 PM
executioneer ouch!
Dec 6th, 2006 02:07 PM
noob3 and you are really wanting to fuck the dorito
Dec 6th, 2006 02:00 PM
GADZOOKS Yeah, especially at a party. It's like everyone ate the same doritio chip.
Dec 6th, 2006 01:02 PM
noob3 i highly suggest u dont lose too much sleep over the girl who makes out with everyone at parties ;(
Dec 6th, 2006 12:54 PM
BlueOatmeal This is totally stealing my talking to girls thread thunder.
Dec 6th, 2006 12:46 PM
mischief she was practicing for the day you decide to make your move
Dec 6th, 2006 11:48 AM
liquidstatik oh man that sounds good jixby

so i was at a party last night, and she was there, and i think i was the only person that DIDN'T make out with her ;o
Dec 6th, 2006 05:13 AM
Jixby Phillips GIVE HER KISSES

FRENCH ONES
Dec 6th, 2006 04:27 AM
draw a sidewalk let her move, there will more than likely be tons of other awesome girls you will encounter in your lifetime.

unless you think shes the one you want to spend your lifetime with. then, just be like, look. lets get married or something. i dont know.

im with whoever said just let her move though.
Dec 3rd, 2006 10:50 PM
Shifty Thats what you want isnt it! ISNT IT!
Dec 3rd, 2006 10:49 PM
liquidstatik wtf you're not even making sense
Dec 3rd, 2006 10:47 PM
Shifty O so its all about you?
Dec 3rd, 2006 10:46 PM
liquidstatik i don't have 2 yrs
Dec 3rd, 2006 10:41 PM
Shifty become her friend, and then date after about a year of knowing each other, and then after another year get her pregnant, then shes stuck with you for life...hahahaha......ha....
Dec 3rd, 2006 10:25 PM
liquidstatik i dont know what you're talking about ;_;
Dec 3rd, 2006 10:14 PM
Terra No pictures. Thank you. Just a bit more angst will do.
Dec 3rd, 2006 05:53 PM
liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
Sometimes if you're fun for too long though you become a friend or something so you have to be careful with that maybe make some high sexual tension jokes then act like you don't care afterwards.
yeah i kind of have that problem, too :X
im more of a friend than a bf to girls

buuut, she's so pretty. im a shy guy as it is, but its worse when im around her. because, idk. her friend is trying to hook us up, so everytime i see her i stress over not acting dumb, instead of just hangin out and havin fun.

i think that might be a problem :O

im seeing her next week, though
ill post pictures/resutls :X
Dec 3rd, 2006 05:33 PM
kahljorn why don't you just hang out with her alot and have fun and when she realizes that she has alot of fun with you and her eyes sparkle when you look at her you can steal the sparkles and sell them for some easy cash okay

no but seriously any girl wh ohas ever liked me liked me because I was fun or smart or something so try doing that also it doesn't require any sauve pickup lines it just involves you keeping her entertained and happy and not being a weirdo. That's what I'd do until it seems like she likes you alot then you can start trying to be her boyfriend.
Sometimes if you're fun for too long though you become a friend or something so you have to be careful with that maybe make some high sexual tension jokes then act like you don't care afterwards.
Dec 3rd, 2006 11:12 AM
noob3 ps eating butthole is not the answer danny D:
Dec 3rd, 2006 11:12 AM
noob3 like u'd know anything about girls spaz maybe how to eat butthole
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