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Feb 7th, 2005 03:19 PM
Marine i got one yesterday it said : THE CREATURES OF MARDUK IS GOING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!
funny eh
Feb 7th, 2005 03:17 PM
Rongi no fair huond i want a gay secret admirer
Feb 7th, 2005 04:52 AM
Dr. V All I ever get is crap like "You work well with others." Not really a fortune, just stuff I already know. Like what psychic friends say.
Feb 7th, 2005 01:47 AM
Evil Robot ME CHINEASE, ME PLAY JOKE, ME GO PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE.
Feb 7th, 2005 01:25 AM
huond i just remembered the one that said something like "You have a secret admirer. HE will approach you about it very soon!" thats not it exactly but it said i had a gay admirer :hat

i got it after a lunch with my mom and we had a good laugh!
Feb 7th, 2005 01:08 AM
ArrowX I got this once, its the only one I'll ever remember- "Chose to change and risk losing your friends over new ones."
Feb 6th, 2005 10:02 PM
Dr. V no msg.
Feb 5th, 2005 05:31 PM
kellychaos Inspected by #167.
Feb 5th, 2005 04:15 PM
Gommi "beware of cookies bearing fortunes"
Feb 4th, 2005 09:22 PM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Fortune cookies don't say anything.
that would be a cool fortune cookie...
Feb 4th, 2005 09:09 PM
executioneer lucky lottery numbers!
Feb 4th, 2005 02:04 PM
sadie my last one said: 8 13 17 25 41 46 51
Feb 3rd, 2005 08:22 PM
executioneer what about the one in spaceballs
Feb 3rd, 2005 05:27 PM
kellychaos Fortune cookies don't say anything.
Feb 2nd, 2005 03:46 AM
GADZOOKS I got one that said

"Don't take advice from a cookie"
Feb 2nd, 2005 12:36 AM
Rongi :highfive
Feb 1st, 2005 11:01 PM
Jixby Phillips an empty cookie for an ampty head
Feb 1st, 2005 10:48 PM
The Damp Moose I got an empty cookie last night at this place called Seven Seas. :/
Feb 1st, 2005 08:32 PM
executioneer
Re: worst fortune cookie ever

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Originally Posted by RedLeader01
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."
Replace "he" with "she". Now does that explain it better?
yeah that clears the whole thing up thanks
Feb 1st, 2005 08:26 PM
Fahrenheit 1337
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Originally Posted by Mockery
LOL
Feb 1st, 2005 12:51 PM
RedLeader01
Re: worst fortune cookie ever

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."
Replace "he" with "she". Now does that explain it better?
Jan 30th, 2005 10:35 PM
hix1122 I got one that said, "you will get a free fortune cookie" and I got another one.....
Jan 30th, 2005 06:09 PM
davinxtk my friend insists that his brother got

"help! i'm trapped in a chinese cookie factory!"
Jan 30th, 2005 02:06 PM
Mockery
Jan 30th, 2005 07:29 AM
Supafly345 I would imagine that the worst fortune cookie would tell you the past, AND be stupid, like "you read already."
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