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Nov 27th, 2003 10:55 PM
Tubesock
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Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat
Tubesock, will you be my mentor?
I'm afriad I can't cause everyone here reckons I Tube-SUCK!!! HAR HAR HAR SEE I USED IT TOO AND NOW I AM A CLEVER WITTY COMEDIAN TOO!!!!
Nov 27th, 2003 03:37 AM
Supafly345 Tony the Tiger? Snagglepuss?
Nov 27th, 2003 12:37 AM
Big Papa Goat Tubesock, will you be my mentor?
Nov 26th, 2003 10:10 PM
Tubesock
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spectre X
SO IT SUCKS MORE THAN YOU DO?
YOU SUCK ME MORE THAN I DO.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
MORE LIKE TUBESUCK, HUH GUYS? LOLZ
MORE LIKE CAP'N CRUNCH GANGBANGS TONY THE TIGER, HUH GUYS? HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK I SAID HUH GUYS!
Nov 26th, 2003 12:42 PM
Cap'n Crunch MORE LIKE TUBESUCK, HUH GUYS? LOLZ
Nov 26th, 2003 06:51 AM
Spectre X SO IT SUCKS MORE THAN YOU DO?
Nov 26th, 2003 06:44 AM
Tubesock That joke sucks more than the most suckiest thing that ever sucked!
Nov 26th, 2003 02:40 AM
Supafly345 I wear tubesocks. So take the hint as to whom I am walking on all day.
Nov 26th, 2003 12:18 AM
Schimid Oops!
Nov 26th, 2003 12:16 AM
Tubesock Oops! That's cause you are retarded.
Nov 25th, 2003 10:44 AM
Big McLargehuge I don't get tubesock's highbrow humor.
Nov 25th, 2003 07:59 AM
Tubesock Yes. And Sam finds me delicious.
Nov 25th, 2003 12:43 AM
AChimp Tubesock is full of semen.
Nov 25th, 2003 12:34 AM
Tubesock Wow, Sam, that was some REALLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION that everyone had to know!

P.S. You have semen in your mouth. I put it there.
Nov 23rd, 2003 02:53 PM
Sam I'M SURE GLAD TUBESOCK CAME TO SAVE THIS THREAD.

NO, SERIOUSLY.
Nov 23rd, 2003 10:03 AM
Tubesock Right...

I am Tubesock. I have no relative age because I'm a figment of your imagination that likes to skullfuck your ears. I'm a better height, a better weight, and I like mainly licking your sisters' anal-rims. I go to your tanning bed to piss all over your face, and I work out ways to shit on your head. I throw crap at your face in 2 minutes, and I drive a sleek black Porsche 911 into your anus. My IQ is a million points higher than yours because your anus smells of retard, and I'm a master of 2 different forms of martial arts: Bukake on your face, and More Bukake on your face. My dick is 800 inches long in your mouth, and I've tagged and bagged over 1456 of your closest relatives. I work in porn every now and then, but so does your grandma. The biggest porn star I've ever worked with was your grandmother, and she had to remove her false teeth. I am also a golden dick slapper, but who gives a shit about that because my dick is currently slapping bruises all over your mouth.

I like to hump, mainly your sisters. My favorites are Trudy, Geraldine, Betty, Jessica, and your brother Tony who acts like one of your sisters.
Nov 20th, 2003 09:05 PM
The Retro Kat I'm the Kat. I'm pretty damn skinny. I'm 13. If I run the mile, I will simultaneosly puke and shit myself on impact. I'm about 5'4 and 127lbs. I'm very pale because I don't like the outside. I masturbate avidly...or get masturbated on. I have sex...but with lots and lots of dudes that are about 45, on average. They hurt me sometimes, but it's still fun. My penis is about 6 inches, and loves when in the presence of men and young children. Preferrably male young children. I invented a super good lube that is very lubifyic. I play with myself in school all the time. My IQ is about 64. And I can totally bag your gay people...if they're old.
Nov 20th, 2003 08:53 PM
ScruU2wice At first i thought its was some one trying to be like doopa...
Nov 20th, 2003 07:12 PM
Esuohlim The very first post of this thread made me think of Mister Fart. Right off the bat.
Nov 20th, 2003 06:12 PM
Jixby Phillips I WILL TELL YOU MORE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF. I AM THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I AM GOT MORE MONEY THAN ANYOME CAUSE I AM SO RICH. I AM THE PERSON WHO OWNS THE INTERNET AND I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT ON IT.

I HAVE GOT 6 GIRLFRIENDS AT THE MOMENT AND THEY ALL WANT TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME.



I AM 20 YEARS OLD AND VERY BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE GOT BIG MUSCLES FROM BEING STRONG AND CAN RUN 100 MILES WITHOUT PUFFING.

I HAVE GOT A COOL CAR THAT GOES VERY FAST AND IF YOU BLINK YOU COULD MISS ME CAUSE I DO BURN OUTS ON YOU FRONT GARDEN AND THE COPS CANT EVEN CATCH ME.



THE COLEST THENIG ABOUT ME IS I AM A GAS A MINUTE LOLOLOLOLOL
Nov 20th, 2003 05:09 PM
Cap'n Crunch I AM A GIANT ROBOT FROM THE PLANET EMULON 5000. I AM 5,000 FEET TALL AND I HAVE A CYBORG PENIS WHICH IS 10,000 FEET LONG. I AM MY OWN CAR. I HAVE DESTORYED OVER 700 PLANETS, AND I HAVE LAZER CANNONED OVER 3.2 MILLION SPACE SHIPS TRYING TO STEAL OUR GAGULON, OUR MOST PRECIOUS METAL. I LOVE TO READ BOOKS, AND MY FAVORITE AUTHORS INCLUDE ANNE RICE AND R.L. STEIN.
Nov 20th, 2003 04:54 PM
Lady Plain sorry Stoopa

Nov 20th, 2003 04:26 PM
Bennett i concede
Nov 20th, 2003 04:16 PM
Nerd
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoppa
I'm not the one who has 288 posts since his Sept. debut here, dork.
That's 228 posts; and Nerd, not dork. Learn to read buddy, it'll do ya good.
Nov 20th, 2003 04:09 PM
Spectre X SCISSORS!
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