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Jun 4th, 2003 06:19 PM
Cybernetico My penis was chopped off in a truffle shuffle accident


Poor Secret Squirrell has never been the same since
Jun 2nd, 2003 10:13 PM
SisterOFMercy
Jun 1st, 2003 08:00 PM
BlueOatmeal One day I was masterbating and when I reached my peak at a record 5 seconds I streched my legs out and got a horrible cramp and couldn't move for a good few minutes.


So there I am on my bed, limp penis in my hand, covered in semen hoping that nobody decides to come in my room and see whats going on.


Nobody did so I cleaned up and continued on my shameful life.
Jun 1st, 2003 05:26 PM
wreckreation
Jun 1st, 2003 05:23 PM
Cybernetico
Jun 1st, 2003 05:11 PM
wreckreation Thank you for posting.
Jun 1st, 2003 05:08 PM
Cybernetico heh

Thi is one of my "no comment" threads
May 19th, 2003 05:22 PM
Rongi ONE TIME I WAS MASTURBATING AND A SPANISH GUY CUT ME AND STOLE MY WALLET
May 19th, 2003 05:12 PM
Zosimus you guys make my dick hurt!
May 19th, 2003 04:18 PM
sadie so get your own beer, dear.
May 19th, 2003 07:53 AM
Helm
May 19th, 2003 03:47 AM
sadie no problemo on the praise, helm.
and maybe, just maybe, i'll bring you a beer after you MOW THE FUCKING LAWN and PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED STINKY SOCKS.
May 18th, 2003 09:08 PM
Geggy his one time when i was 14, I was jerking off with my penis too close to a playboy magazine, i accidently gave it a paper cut. The scar is still there.
May 18th, 2003 06:27 PM
Helm
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Originally Posted by sadie
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Originally Posted by Helm
My penis is stronger than god.
omg.
Yes, exactly. Praise it. And then bring me a beer.
May 18th, 2003 04:30 PM
Biledriver Not from Masturbation, but oversexing caused me to cum blood one time....

hehehe....
May 16th, 2003 11:13 AM
kellychaos <- To Proto for your persistence in getting the job done.
May 16th, 2003 07:18 AM
CaptainBubba OMG YOU PEOPLE JUST DUN GET IT! GRRR! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED AT ALL OF YOU GUYS!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!! :shakingfist

But seriously, I dunno bout you fellas but after a hard day of doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing I like to materdbate, and I like to do it in a violently unrelenting and vicious fashion. Sometimes I eat a bowl of oatmeal afterward.

Proto: DID THE CAR RUN OVER YOUR FAT BLACK COCK?
May 16th, 2003 06:04 AM
Helm
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The girls claim that having sex with me is like fucking a steel girder of PAIN.
Yoda taught you well.
May 16th, 2003 05:47 AM
Ninjavenom The girls claim that having sex with me is like fucking a steel girder of PAIN.
May 16th, 2003 02:38 AM
sadie
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Originally Posted by Helm
My penis is stronger than god.
omg.
May 16th, 2003 12:14 AM
Captain Robo WHAT IS MASTURBATE?
May 16th, 2003 12:11 AM
Protoclown ONE TIME I MASTURDABATED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND I GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR DOES THAT COUNT LOL
May 15th, 2003 10:02 PM
Anonymous Zing.
May 15th, 2003 09:01 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Carrot Top is funnier than you.
May 15th, 2003 10:53 AM
Anonymous Noob is funnier than me ;(
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