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Jun 4th, 2003 06:19 PM | |||
Cybernetico |
My penis was chopped off in a truffle shuffle accident Poor Secret Squirrell has never been the same since |
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Jun 2nd, 2003 10:13 PM | |||
SisterOFMercy | |||
Jun 1st, 2003 08:00 PM | |||
BlueOatmeal |
One day I was masterbating and when I reached my peak at a record 5 seconds I streched my legs out and got a horrible cramp and couldn't move for a good few minutes. So there I am on my bed, limp penis in my hand, covered in semen hoping that nobody decides to come in my room and see whats going on. Nobody did so I cleaned up and continued on my shameful life. |
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Jun 1st, 2003 05:26 PM | |||
wreckreation | |||
Jun 1st, 2003 05:23 PM | |||
Cybernetico | |||
Jun 1st, 2003 05:11 PM | |||
wreckreation | Thank you for posting. | ||
Jun 1st, 2003 05:08 PM | |||
Cybernetico |
heh Thi is one of my "no comment" threads |
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May 19th, 2003 05:22 PM | |||
Rongi | ONE TIME I WAS MASTURBATING AND A SPANISH GUY CUT ME AND STOLE MY WALLET | ||
May 19th, 2003 05:12 PM | |||
Zosimus | you guys make my dick hurt! | ||
May 19th, 2003 04:18 PM | |||
sadie | so get your own beer, dear. | ||
May 19th, 2003 07:53 AM | |||
Helm | |||
May 19th, 2003 03:47 AM | |||
sadie |
no problemo on the praise, helm. and maybe, just maybe, i'll bring you a beer after you MOW THE FUCKING LAWN and PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED STINKY SOCKS. |
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May 18th, 2003 09:08 PM | |||
Geggy | his one time when i was 14, I was jerking off with my penis too close to a playboy magazine, i accidently gave it a paper cut. The scar is still there. | ||
May 18th, 2003 06:27 PM | |||
Helm |
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May 18th, 2003 04:30 PM | |||
Biledriver |
Not from Masturbation, but oversexing caused me to cum blood one time.... hehehe.... |
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May 16th, 2003 11:13 AM | |||
kellychaos | <- To Proto for your persistence in getting the job done. | ||
May 16th, 2003 07:18 AM | |||
CaptainBubba |
OMG YOU PEOPLE JUST DUN GET IT! GRRR! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED AT ALL OF YOU GUYS!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!! :shakingfist But seriously, I dunno bout you fellas but after a hard day of doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing I like to materdbate, and I like to do it in a violently unrelenting and vicious fashion. Sometimes I eat a bowl of oatmeal afterward. Proto: DID THE CAR RUN OVER YOUR FAT BLACK COCK? |
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May 16th, 2003 06:04 AM | |||
Helm |
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May 16th, 2003 05:47 AM | |||
Ninjavenom | The girls claim that having sex with me is like fucking a steel girder of PAIN. | ||
May 16th, 2003 02:38 AM | |||
sadie |
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May 16th, 2003 12:14 AM | |||
Captain Robo | WHAT IS MASTURBATE? | ||
May 16th, 2003 12:11 AM | |||
Protoclown | ONE TIME I MASTURDABATED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND I GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR DOES THAT COUNT LOL | ||
May 15th, 2003 10:02 PM | |||
Anonymous | Zing. | ||
May 15th, 2003 09:01 PM | |||
Royal Tenenbaum | Carrot Top is funnier than you. | ||
May 15th, 2003 10:53 AM | |||
Anonymous | Noob is funnier than me ;( | ||
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