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May 3rd, 2003 05:57 AM
sadie i that, fatsatan.
May 2nd, 2003 04:28 PM
noob3 You forgot this rule: "Overuse of a gay smiley makes you look like a gay smiley: GAY!"
May 2nd, 2003 10:46 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Kellychaos...you use the smiley face emoticon waaaaaay too much, man. Ease up on that thing, okay?
Apparently, you haven't heard of the Law which states "all sarcastic, spiteful and mean forrays into mockery are forgiven if followed by a ". There are a lot of by-laws and ammendments but I don't want to bore you with the details. That's the jist of it, though.
May 2nd, 2003 07:36 AM
FS













May 2nd, 2003 07:10 AM
Protoclown Kellychaos...you use the smiley face emoticon waaaaaay too much, man. Ease up on that thing, okay?
May 2nd, 2003 02:11 AM
Hobo Renee Please stop replying to my posts. You're making the baby Jesus cry.
Apr 28th, 2003 09:24 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Hobo Renee
It's all about hygene, and if that doesn't work then there are fantabulous vaginal air fresheners avalible at any supermarket.
Are you talkin' about those pine tree lookin' things? I saw those at the auto parts store too.

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Originally Posted by Hobo Renee
They range in shades of purple, brown, red, and pink

Green clovers, blue diamonds ... they're magically delicious!
Apr 27th, 2003 02:09 AM
Hobo Renee It's all about hygene, and if that doesn't work then there are fantabulous vaginal air fresheners avalible at any supermarket. And yeah, if you've only seen internet/magazine vaginas then you're uninformed because real ones are not always pink pastrami looking type things. They range in shades of purple, brown, red, and pink. YAY! I think I just had a Burdock moment. Anyway, I agree with Glowbelly that they are as magically wonderful as the Vagina Monologues suggests.
Apr 18th, 2003 04:33 AM
BlueOatmeal poor little BlueOatmeal never got to stick his winky wang in a girls ummm "Stinky Pinky" (thanks for that new term Glowbelly). Maybe it because I'm too ugly for the good looking girls and and I'm not so despreate for 'giner to hump the ugly girls.

And besides I can always wank off and not have to worry about STDs, but I always seem to get a rash....................
Apr 15th, 2003 10:42 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
I LOVE THE TASTE OF
Kellychaos wants some of that fat asian boy.
Problem is he's male :wink order AND chinese. An half an hour after I had him, I'd want another just like him ... but not him ... and I'd have to wait for the postage again.
Apr 14th, 2003 11:43 PM
Miss Modular
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Originally Posted by Lenor
IM STILL A VIRGIN DAMMIT!!!!

Im too prude for any guy to like me
NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

I'm older than you, and still a virgin. How do you think I feel?
Apr 14th, 2003 07:25 PM
The Retro Kat How can you not dig someone with Harry Potter threads. It's Harry Fucking Potter.
Apr 14th, 2003 02:24 AM
Cap'n Crunch
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
I LOVE THE TASTE OF PUSSY TOO, GUYS!



Kellychaos wants some of that fat asian boy.
Apr 11th, 2003 02:51 AM
xangeldavidx penises feel all soft.. i like them very very much
Apr 10th, 2003 07:58 PM
Hugh_Bristic Christ Almighty, you guys are fuckin' funny! A "stinky pinky" - that was classic!
Apr 7th, 2003 11:56 PM
Protoclown I LOVE THE TASTE OF PUSSY TOO, GUYS!



Apr 7th, 2003 11:21 PM
noob3 THE EYEBALLS?
Apr 7th, 2003 07:53 PM
FartinMowler Maybe Noob3 was looking at the wrong orifice. It's the one on the front with all the fuzzy hair.
Apr 7th, 2003 09:30 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Noob3
I've never seen a vagina.

Much less had the chance to smell one.

But

I think vegeterian girls would have pretty smelling vaginas.

Like minty fresh cooch, yo.
LINKETY LINK FOR YOU!

Apr 5th, 2003 10:43 AM
CaptainBubba Then I know JUST the thread for you!!!
Apr 5th, 2003 08:18 AM
Lenor
...

IM STILL A VIRGIN DAMMIT!!!!

Im too prude for any guy to like me
Apr 4th, 2003 01:24 PM
glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003 01:11 PM
noob3 I've never seen a vagina.

Much less had the chance to smell one.

But

I think vegeterian girls would have pretty smelling vaginas.

Like minty fresh cooch, yo.
Apr 4th, 2003 10:36 AM
glowbelly i don't believe that there is any real excuse for a stinky pinky, unless it is directly after period time....but i will say this: it takes two to do the deed, and if you are naive enough to believe that thrusting a penis in and out of a vagina for a half hour or so isn't going to make from some not so nice smells, than you're just plain silly and dumb.
Apr 4th, 2003 10:24 AM
kellychaos I think that it's just a function of nature that the majority of guys are supposed to find to find them neato. I like 'em ... can't explain why but I do ... it's in the brain blueprints. Maybe it's a question of context too. If I saw a really nice looking coochie on a nasty woman, would I be apt to want to "dive in" ... hmmm ... I think not. But then I'm forced to wonder that if it IS a function of nature, shouldn't the natural (hairy, unkempt, ect.) ones by the ones that attract me the most. That's certainly NOT the case with me. I like the "landing strip" stylings. Ahhh ... the puzzles of humanity.
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