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Aug 31st, 2005 05:04 PM
kellychaos Max,

I was most pleased to make the acquaintance of your GF. One thing lead to another and it was decided that we might, just might, enjoy rubbing legs together (TMI?). Unfortunately, that was contingent on whether that would be OK with your SO and K. She shall be contacting you soon to discuss. BYOSO! hahahahahaha ... anyway ... serisously, WTF? :/
Aug 12th, 2005 03:51 PM
kellychaos I like frogs.
Aug 12th, 2005 01:54 PM
glowbelly this thread hasn't turned out as you expected

cub says something along the lines of 'thanks for the compliment, mister.' at least that's how i'm going to interpret it for him.
Aug 12th, 2005 10:42 AM
mburbank I am so sorry, that kid is one cute friggin' baby.
Aug 11th, 2005 06:41 PM
glowbelly
Aug 11th, 2005 02:14 PM
mburbank Glow, it's looks like your baby is saying "That OAO, I don't know wether to laugh or cry."
Aug 11th, 2005 01:32 PM
glowbelly here ya go, sugar tits.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=18928
Aug 11th, 2005 12:11 AM
DeadKennedys Can someone show me the quote oao said about clove cigarettes? It just sounds too good to be true...
Aug 10th, 2005 05:20 PM
kellychaos Un and own-ny, you seksfy biff!! I nill pummul yo' sfpinkner!!
Aug 9th, 2005 04:47 PM
kellychaos A sprightly jaunt into the subject of fencing usually lifts it off his bag a bit. It's very phallic, you know, which fits perfectly with his desire to be anally hammered into oblivion by a meth-crazed Johnny Depp look-alike with a speech impediment.
Aug 9th, 2005 11:47 AM
mburbank Wow. Just... wow. You know, you're right. It is disrespectful. That never occured to me. I'm pretty sure it's never occured to anyone ever before, and you just go and realize it. Holy shit.

Listen, when you realized it, was it, like, a moment of enlightenment, like Buhda achieving enlightenment, or did you just come to it slowly over a series of really long days like when Proust wrote his entire works?


On another front, how do you get an erection if she's not interested in politics?
Aug 9th, 2005 11:45 AM
sadie sort of, you fucking proselytizer. >:
Aug 9th, 2005 11:42 AM
The One and Only... Making out with Heather isn't a problem anymore, she has no interest in politics as of yet so I'm waiting for the time to sow the seeds of anarchism, and I really don't plan on going into to much detail on my love life anymore. It's kind of disrespectful to the other people involved.
Aug 9th, 2005 11:39 AM
Dixie Thank you for your pity. Hahah. I'm now informed about how much of a stud he is......
Aug 9th, 2005 09:46 AM
mburbank Sadie; I couldn't do it, it seemed too cruel to C.I.G. I'll try another tack some other time.

C.I.G. If you have not read O.A.O. Valentines to himself, you're really missing out.
Aug 8th, 2005 08:53 PM
Dixie But that did happen to me Gots me a real man now though.
Aug 8th, 2005 08:51 PM
Dixie Since I have no clue what you're talking about now, I suppose I should read what this spoof is about.
Aug 8th, 2005 07:13 PM
sadie you disappointed me there, max. i was hoping you'd carry it on for pages.
Aug 8th, 2005 06:12 PM
mburbank I'm sorry, I'm only making fun of OAO, I don't have an old girlfriend.
Aug 8th, 2005 05:31 PM
Dixie You make me sad Burbank. I hope you do the right thing and I hope it ends up ok.
Aug 8th, 2005 05:25 PM
kellychaos When did your W catch you smoking dope?
Aug 8th, 2005 04:57 PM
mburbank even if I can make out and even get to second or third base? My W doesn' understand me, she caught me smoking a clove cigarette and now she thinks I am not straight edge. We still share a passionate interest in anarcho capitalism but she doesn't want to make out. I can't imagine life without making out or at least first base. WHEN DID MY LIFE GET TO BE SUCH A SOAP?!?
Aug 8th, 2005 04:43 PM
kellychaos Aren't you a little too old to be feeling your chi?
Aug 8th, 2005 04:09 PM
Dixie Just think of how you'd feel about your wife having that kind of relationship with a particularly close ex boyfriend of hers. I think she'd be hurt if she knew that all was going on, even without the making out. Sending pictures and flirting would make her feel just as bad. As a female who's caught a significant other in a situation VERY similar, it had broken my heart when I had found out. It's still a type of infidelity if you're even considering it. You're better off hurting your old girlfriend than your wife.
Aug 8th, 2005 02:52 PM
Dole
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a week I am going to the beach with my W and K's.
My first thought was 'his wanks?? he's going away with his wanks?'
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