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Jun 22nd, 2009 12:50 AM
Evil Robot Thats what you get for going to a place with ramen noodles and hot dogs on the menu.
Jun 21st, 2009 09:34 PM
Kitsa I didn't know "DIONYSUS" was code for so many things.
Jun 21st, 2009 04:27 PM
kahljorn nah, i pretty much feel the same: impetuous, indignant, LOVING, GENTLE, PUPPYDOG EYED KAHLJORN; AT PEACE WITH MY INNER PUPPY, TRANQUIL, I SUFFER FROM DIONYSUS.
Jun 21st, 2009 03:54 PM
Kitsa I knew you had it in you.

Don't you feel a lot better now?
Jun 21st, 2009 03:48 PM
kahljorn Also, kitsa, at least this thread was somewhat entertaining and held the potential to be something other than another kitsa bitchfest about how retardly vagina-backed you are and completely unable to solve life's simplest problems.
Jun 21st, 2009 03:45 PM
kahljorn so objectionable that I'm going to make THREE whhhhhooooooollllllleeee posts about it. Honestly, can you imagine how much time it takes me to make these multiposts? At least a minute and a half folks. At least a minute and a half.

So just think about that next time you think I'm "Funny" or "Cute."
Jun 21st, 2009 03:44 PM
kahljorn absolutely objectionable!
Jun 21st, 2009 03:44 PM
kahljorn I find denny's to be objectionable!
Jun 21st, 2009 03:38 PM
Kitsa silly LordSappington, when will you learn that kahl is the only one that ever has anything interesting to say?

go on, kahl, enliven the thread with some more prolonged multiposting about all the things you find objectionable! Who will it be today?!?!
Jun 21st, 2009 03:33 PM
kahljorn What a pussy. I didn't even make fun of you. but hey, if my antics on a message board make you feel ashamed enough to restrain yourself from being a douchebag, more power to me.
Jun 21st, 2009 03:19 PM
Evil Robot You should have keyed "******".
Jun 21st, 2009 02:27 PM
LordSappington Oh, I ended up keying 'WITNESS' in huge letters on the side of his car at 1 AM.
I didn't follow up because I didn't want to hear any more of kahl's shitstorms.
Jun 21st, 2009 09:48 AM
Dimnos So what did you ever do? Do we get no follow up?
Jun 17th, 2009 10:19 AM
Dimnos Pictures dont have to self-incriminating. You could take some and still post em. Just make sure your not in em.
Jun 17th, 2009 12:37 AM
LordSappington Oh no, I'm going to do it. The last thing I want to happen is for some punkass kids thinking they got away with it. I would even take pictures for proof, if self-incrimination was a good idea.
And for the record, I'm scrawny, not fat. I take pride in being slightly underweight and weak.
Jun 16th, 2009 08:15 PM
The Leader He isn't going to do anything. This thread allowed him to vent all frustrations off of his small, flabby, pale chest.
Jun 16th, 2009 07:20 PM
Tadao While we all enjoyed talking about what you should do, I don't think for a second that you will do any of them. You've already justified him smashing your phone.

I hope to satan that you do something though. Even if it is tame.
Jun 16th, 2009 12:41 AM
LordSappington And committing a felony is? I mean, maybe my community is just psycho, but identity theft tends to be frowned upon over here.
Jun 15th, 2009 07:33 PM
Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
A few days ago, some friends and I were at the neighborhood pool, horsing around, and some kid smashed my phone to hell. The only thing I could even salvage that would work was the micro SD card, with all my music and stuff on it.
I finally found out who did it when I hid in the bushes outside the pool and listened in on them.
So, what're some good revenge ideas? I was thinking of more messing with their mind. If I could get an old plague doctor outfit, I could stare at his window in the middle of the culdesac (I have no idea how to spell that), and leave cards, like business cards, outside his house that plainly say 'Witness.' on them. Then maybe escalate it; stand closer to his house each night, put more and more cards on his house, maybe even get a few IN his house.

Any ideas?
steal their mail, open a credit card in the culprits name, order a shitload of pizza on-line and make it inedible with anchovies and whatnot so he doesn't get to enjoy any of it.

if done properly you'll ruin his credit and his appetite and maybe even his face if the delivery dude decides to curbstomp him since you wont.

p.s hiding in bushes at a community pool spying on small children doesn't sound like a great idea.
Jun 15th, 2009 07:19 PM
Evil Robot To tell you the truth, they werent that bad after the first month.
Jun 15th, 2009 02:40 PM
Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Hey Evil, hows things with your neighbors? Oh yeah, you were to much of a pussy to stand up to them.

Oh man, my computer should have a breathalyzer installed on it.
Jun 15th, 2009 02:04 PM
The Leader
Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
Why don't you just post his phone number and address here?
Jun 15th, 2009 07:14 AM
Kitsa some of us cut out goatse from bologna for a living
Jun 15th, 2009 12:37 AM
Tadao Hey Evil, hows things with your neighbors? Oh yeah, you were to much of a pussy to stand up to them.

Jun 15th, 2009 12:32 AM
Evil Robot Why don't you just post his phone number and address here?
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