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Dec 27th, 2005 04:24 PM

Bod

Well after being dumped by my evil bitch sister and having an hours phone call from a best friend who'd been dumped by her evil diva sister, I thought Christmas was screwed but no!!

I managed to convince a nice young man to cook me xmas dinner, do all the washing up whilst I got pissed. Watched telly, saw NO family whatsoever and got laid.
Best xmas ever!!!

Dec 27th, 2005 03:25 PM

Comrade Rocket

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

NO, IT'S A TRAP!

Dec 27th, 2005 02:40 PM

ARMYFIREFIGHTER

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARMYFIREFIGHTER

Well at least you got you familly, I am completely alone this year.

Where in Alabama are you?

Ft Rucker area, you?

Dec 27th, 2005 02:22 PM

MetalMilitia

Hey! Turn that frown up-side-down!

Dec 27th, 2005 02:16 PM

thebiggameover

Re: Merry Christmas :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket

and i got dumpped

merry christmas

thats a great gift! now you can fuck whoever whenever!

Dec 27th, 2005 01:11 PM

Cosmo Electrolux

okay! Nevermind!!!

Dec 27th, 2005 08:22 AM

Chojin

NO, IT'S A TRAP!

Dec 27th, 2005 07:24 AM

Cosmo Electrolux

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARMYFIREFIGHTER

Well at least you got you familly, I am completely alone this year.

Where in Alabama are you?

Dec 27th, 2005 07:23 AM

Cosmo Electrolux

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp

Hey, it's okay. I asked a girl out and got an "I'm not sure" in response.

if you don't get either a yes or no, move on. That I'm not sure, or "Let me think about it" bullshit is just that...bullshit.

I got a new guitar, some clothes, a toaster oven, some T-fal pans, some money.....and some resolve carpet cleaner and some shelf liner...( I'm still cleaning up my new house....

)

Dec 27th, 2005 05:44 AM

executioneer

WHY BECAUSE YOU CAN FUCK THEM LIKE THAT GUY IN THE MOVIE

HAHA JEFF THE NINJA YOU ARE HILARIOSU KEEP UP THE JOKES!

Dec 26th, 2005 11:44 PM

Jeff The Ninja

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffle Bat

I got socks, seriously... socks ^^;

-_-;

were they tube socks? cause those rock

Dec 26th, 2005 11:33 AM

AChimp

Hey, it's okay. I asked a girl out and got an "I'm not sure" in response.

Dec 26th, 2005 06:28 AM

Wiffle Bat

I got socks, seriously... socks ^^;

-_-;

Dec 25th, 2005 09:26 PM

ARMYFIREFIGHTER

Well at least you got you familly, I am completely alone this year.

Dec 25th, 2005 07:29 PM

Rez

Dec 25th, 2005 06:27 PM

glowbelly

loveline

i got dumped around christmas time by somebody who posts on this board

but it was alllll for the best, so as he would say:

chin up, petal.

Dec 25th, 2005 05:55 PM

Ivan Raged

MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS!!!

all I got was a gallon of gasoline and a pack of smokes.

Dec 25th, 2005 05:30 PM

Comrade Rocket

Merry Christmas :(

i got a hair trimmer

some money

a sweater

and i got dumpped

merry christmas

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