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Aug 24th, 2004 08:47 AM
Carnivore Don't wait too long or you'll have to reheat her in the microwave.
Aug 24th, 2004 08:22 AM
Anonymous It's OK as long as you're the one that killed her.

I learned that from Chronicles of Riddick.
Aug 16th, 2004 04:12 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Helm
Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
Elaborate plz
Aug 16th, 2004 12:32 PM
HickMan Hellz naw
Aug 16th, 2004 11:44 AM
FS We can start a club!
Aug 16th, 2004 10:25 AM
Helm Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
Aug 16th, 2004 09:43 AM
FS Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
Aug 15th, 2004 07:08 PM
Anonymous You should've just fucked her corpse after you killed her.
Aug 14th, 2004 04:13 PM
rook it's cool. i like to think about elvis.
Aug 14th, 2004 10:55 AM
kellychaos As a cool, ghostly hand strokes inner thigh, a thin, desperate cry in the night is heard from a reality that is not our own ...
Aug 13th, 2004 08:51 PM
Captain Goodtimes What if she went to hell. That would be sinful.
Aug 13th, 2004 07:32 PM
sports no problem E...
Aug 13th, 2004 07:23 PM
Esuohlim WELL THANK GOD YOU CAME TO GIVE HIM THE OKAY
Aug 13th, 2004 07:19 PM
sports *gives thumbs up* It's good man, go for it James.
Aug 13th, 2004 07:06 PM
AChimp If I was jerking off to a dead girl, I'd jerk off that much more at the thought that she might be watching.
Aug 13th, 2004 06:27 PM
Sethomas You're right, I mean after all:
Aug 13th, 2004 06:21 PM
Carnivore He might offend... or tantalize
Aug 13th, 2004 06:03 PM
Sethomas But James, now that she's in Heaven she'll know what you're doing! You might offend her immortal soul!
Aug 13th, 2004 11:41 AM
kellychaos I heard that he jerked off several times while composing "Annabell Lee".
Aug 12th, 2004 10:29 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
It's only nasty if yer masturbating.. to thoughts of her dying or thoughts of her corpse.

But if your thinkin about the girl doing you before she died.. i dun see anything wrong with it. :/
Or you could imagine you made SUCH SWEET LOVE (tm) to her that she died. No? I didn't think so either.
Aug 12th, 2004 10:26 PM
liquidstatik It's only nasty if yer masturbating.. to thoughts of her dying or thoughts of her corpse.

But if your thinkin about the girl doing you before she died.. i dun see anything wrong with it. :/
Aug 12th, 2004 10:26 PM
Terra Or a depository.
Aug 12th, 2004 10:25 PM
DeadKennedys Think of it as a memorial.

And anyway, Poe said "There's nothing more romantic than the death of a beautiful woman."
Aug 12th, 2004 09:48 PM
Terra Tell your "friend" that it's perfectly fine. It's like having your own personal "wake" for her.
Aug 12th, 2004 09:43 PM
James
Is it wrong to masturbate to thoughts of a girl who died?

My... friend wanted to know.

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