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Aug 27th, 2003 04:19 PM
Cap'n Crunch huh?
Aug 27th, 2003 03:35 PM
Rongi huh
Aug 27th, 2003 01:05 PM
huh
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SHUT THE FUCK UP HUH
what do you have against me
Aug 26th, 2003 09:52 PM
Esuohlim SHUT THE FUCK UP HUH
Aug 26th, 2003 07:20 PM
Cap'n Crunch huh
Aug 26th, 2003 04:20 PM
huh no i meant it should go on. but not a soul will do as me
Aug 26th, 2003 12:51 PM
Bennett Tue Mar 25-Tue Aug 26...

you think?
Aug 25th, 2003 09:12 PM
huh its over people(for as much as i know
Mar 24th, 2003 08:47 PM
koolaidolio its not supposed to end ahhhhhh
Mar 8th, 2003 05:27 PM
MaskedMonk MORAL: Adding gang probing makes things much less gay.
Mar 5th, 2003 05:46 AM
Spectre X and the aliens came back and "gang probed"Rongi into eternity.
Mar 4th, 2003 09:56 PM
Rongi To stop this thread because it is very gay.

[center:19f9428c40]The End[/center:19f9428c40]
Mar 4th, 2003 09:42 PM
shulaces88 BUt god declared that the story wasn't over, and it was so. And god did smiteth rongi for being a dipshit. And he suffered eternal damnation in hell with richard simons and jamesman....
Mar 4th, 2003 07:50 PM
Skulhedface Moral of this story: Those pec implants were really silicone implants, and Jilly decided he should have a more fitting name. So he changed it to Rongi.

Thank you and goodnight from Masterpiece Theater.
Mar 4th, 2003 05:27 PM
Rongi To stop this thread because it is very gay.


[center:102dfa8e3f]The End[/center:102dfa8e3f]
Mar 4th, 2003 05:06 PM
Sam because when the universe first collapsed it pulled all the parralell (sp?) dimensions together, causing one left pectoral implant Al with the right implant to meet one pectoral implant Al with the left implant.. upon meeting they met Al with no pectoral implants, but who was a genius, who created the parallell (sp again?) universe combiner machine. They both stepped into it and were combined into 2 pectoral implant Al. But this concerned Al becase when the universe expanded back and the fat kid had been killed Al also had...
Mar 4th, 2003 02:29 PM
MaskedMonk the ball expanded back to the size of the universe, instantly killing the fat kid, and everything was as it was before, only Al had two full pec implants because...
Mar 4th, 2003 01:39 PM
Skulhedface Some big fat kid swallowed the tiny little ball and...
Mar 4th, 2003 03:14 AM
Spectre X the Universe collapsed, and everything was turned into a big, tiny, really small, pinpoint thingy. But suddenly...
Mar 3rd, 2003 05:22 PM
The Retro Kat ...then sodomized all of them. Afterwards...
Mar 3rd, 2003 03:31 PM
Skulhedface ...they closed their eyes, shook their heads, counted to three, took their Prozac, and opened their eyes... LO AND BEHOLD! NOTHING! It had all been just a paranoid delusion!

But they still had wanted to get their snazzy pectoral implants. Upon going to Dr. Howser's office, he put them under the knife right away, when suddenly...

...Jilly started screaming like a little girl! Dr. Howser had forgotten to use anaestetic!

Storming out of the office with half a pec implant, Jilly decided it'd be best to go home and reflect on the day's events, telling Bob that he'd see him tomorrow.

As Jilly drifted to sleep...

...he shrieked again! You KNOW you cannot have major surgery without getting even so much as a stitch without it hurting like a BITCH when you lay on it!

His neighbors woke up, including the insane General Maximoff, who lived next door. Pulling out his insanely huge rocket launcher and spouting endless words of hate and Russian propaganda, he...
Mar 3rd, 2003 12:28 PM
Spectre X Then, he was so fucking high out of his mind, that he accidentally Zapped (tm) Al/Jilly, and Bob, so...
Mar 3rd, 2003 12:05 PM
Generator86 snorted a line of coke the size of the Great Wall of China, because he could.
Mar 3rd, 2003 02:47 AM
Spectre X "handjobs are fun for the entire family", and he lay down and...
Mar 2nd, 2003 09:37 PM
shulaces88 george formanites. SO when bob and jill arived on plant george foreman with the aliens, they tested the new george foreman lean green grilling machine. And it was leaner and greaner than before. And George foreman declared "it is good and fat free". And upon that day, god declared "it is good and fat free" and he rested and ate the lean green chicken and bob and jill were ushered into the garden of eaten, were they grilled the snake, and it was lean and green. But then they ran out of food, so george foreman arrived, and they beat him up and grilled him. ANd he became lean and green. And god declared...
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